AN: Heya! How's everybody doing? This is my first FanFiction, so please no flamers!
I will try to reduce my rant right now. Anyway I've been twisting and turning this story in my head for quite some time. The chapter came out shorter than I thought. Oh, if anyone has constructive criticism it would be GREATLY appreciated. Err I'm not good at ranting soooooo… Let us get on with the story!
*Face palm* I forgot the disclaimer! It's the fourth time (I counted) I'm reposting! Augh!
I do NOT own Naruto. Just Tenshi and the Bebidoru.
Once upon a time.
Once upon a time there lived a poor little (and good at everything) girl that lost everything,
was poor and had no friends, family, ext.
she struggled to survive and was slowly, but surely dying from a disease.
Or how about this one?
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful (and good at everything) princess.
This beautiful princes was kept in a enchanted castle, guarded by a fierce dragon.
Or possibly you've heard this as well?
Once upon a time lived an amazing fighter (she also, was good at everything), that had all the right tricks up her sleeve
Yes, you may have heard of them but this story is a bit different.
Here the main character is slightly psycho and will NOT await her 'prince charming'
Well, not everyone can be sane.
We are Shinobi and this is our fairy-tale.
(Around the outskirts of Konoha.)
"Hey Sempai wait up!" called a little girl, no older than four.
"Tenshi…." The black colored creature being addressed as 'Sempai' groaned. "Can you walk any faster?"
"But Sempai, Karma is too heaaaaaaavy" Tenshi complained.
"No, you're just stopping at every rock to enjoy the scenery. Whose fault do you think it is that you have a collection of huge blades with yokai sealed in them anyway? Just seal Karma in another scroll like the rest of 'em blades. " He finished his rant. He tossed a scroll at her, with his oh-so amazing telekinetical powers.
"But it's so pretty out here! Besides, the trees are more talkative in this place. They share loads of info!"
"First, it's not my problem. Second, stop connecting with the guys the trees! People will think you're crazy…then again you are crazy. He addressed his 'prison'.
"But, sempaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai! I'm only a little bit crazy!"
"No you are not."
"But…." The little girl trailed off, as they walked up to the huge gate of Konoha. Now, Tenshi knew that many people might say (especially its residents) Konoha , in all its glory, is full of all the 'good-guys' and has virtually no flaws. She didn't know how much of that was really true due to the fact that Sempai hated absolutely hated Konoha (…and Kiri…and Iwa, Kumo, Suna, Taki, Ame, that new place Oto…well you get the point!) and wouldn't hesitate to state his opinion. Every day of every week of every month he would give a thorough explanation to every single flaw in every single village in every single clan (and never, ever get him started on certain individuals).
"Well at leAst I'M nOt a CYClopes" said the girl in a distorted manner that just radiated KI. "Like YoU!!!!!"
The Cyclopes named Sempai next to her sighed, "You should try controlling your power breakouts, we don't want people knowing who we are. 'Especially all of them' he thought in disgust. He really hated humans.
He was loyal to an oath of honor that he had taken yeah, but he didn't want his 'prison' to be in certain hands as most leaders would love to have such a jewel, in their hold. Especially the Konoha elders, they freaked him out. Oh yeah! His code of honor that any respectable 'prisoner' had to take, seriously though, his kind was sealed into 'prison' newborns and given care to villagers that hate the newborns guts. Why do they hate them? Because of their 'residents or 'prisoners' or 'yokai' whatever suits you best.
He usually didn't really care as long as he got some kind of freedom, but this time it was different this time it was his second time to be sealed into a living 'prison'. Not a sword (Hmph. Samehada was probably the best, but look what happened to him! Completely domesticated!), puppet (- that little pervert), castle (Hamlet's dad he kept forgetting his name, but that's onother story entirely), stone (The Tiki heads *shudder*), statue (That list goes on-and-on), pot (Poor Shukaku…not.), flower garden (that was painful), stuffed animal (That also was painful, he wandered how Mimzy was doing, of course she wasn't a yokai; an artificial life form to be exact.) she knew a couple interesting tricks though…), or rugs (Yes, never heard of flying carpets before? What do you think they run on, engines?). Hmmm now that he thought about it, the humans this generation made him into a total monster! Yeah he wanted global domination, but he helped save the world a couple of times as well! The little beast, also known as Tenshi, snapped him out of his thoughts.
'Sempai what should I do about the people at the gates?'
'Ahhhhh! Watch out! It's a stampede!' hemindconnectedsarcastically.
"Uchiah-san!"
"You're back!"
"We were so worried!"
"Let's go back to your home!"
He groaned again. What was more annoying then those idiotic elders were the even more idiotic villagers. He could understand why Kurama attacked this forsaken place; of course Kurama wasn't in his right mind so…..bah, it didn't matter they'll still have to blame it on someone, why not one of the Ten Bijuu?
He started following the crowd that ushered his 'prison' to a place, who knows where.
Well, he didn't have to look for long.
(*) *
(Near the Uchiah clan compound)
"My baby, you're safe!" his 'prisons' adoptive mother cried out, nearly killing Tenshi in the process of smothering her.
'Oh, good Lord she's crying! Hang meh!' If it weren't for her trying to survive Mikoto, Tenshi would have sighed. Sempai always put in his opinion of others. And it usually wasn't good. Especially concerning clan heads and anything related to them.
"Calm down Mikoto. Don't you see that you're embarrassing me?" Fugaku said coldly.
'Cheh, Uchiah clan head. What a bunch of morons.' After a pause to his comments he added. 'Actually if he's the clan head, and you're adopted by that...moron (he was trying to keep it appropriate for children) that means you have something to do with the clan head! Oh! The joys of cruelty!' he exclaimed mock dropping dead in the girl's mind-scape.
' I was adopted a year ago…it took you that long to figure it out?' she sweat-dropped.
"Sis' you're back!" a six year old little boy gasped.
'That thing is SO whiny!' He whined, forgetting his earlier drama act.
Relief and annoyance was written across the face of the fourth person, an oh-so-stoic eleven year old.
'Oh look! Mr. Perfect! I'm telling ya Tenshi, of all people that old coot Danzo will choose to be placed as the genocide committer it'll probably be him'
'But we don't know if he's actually gonna…'
'Tenshi, believe me when I say this there is absolutely no chance of them surviving with that cup d'état they're planning.'
'M'kay but when do you think he'll manipulate Sarutobi into letting the order pass?'
'I have absolutely no idea, right now he doesn't have enough evidence to support anything; it may be months it may be years. And, if you're worrying about us sneaking in-and-out of the ANBU ROOT place, don't worry, they have nothing' on us.' He ended happily.
'Oops I gotta go before they get suspicious! Tenshi out!'
"I'm fine Mikoto-Mom," Tenshi whined, "it was just a mission."
"Just a mission! You snuck off just a mission! How can you it say 'just a mission'? It was an A-ranked criminal! You could have been killed! And at Iwa at that! Do you know how much they hate us? Oh you could've di-….."
Not wanting to listen to the woman's rant, he morphed back into his 'prison' unnoticed, not as if they could see him anyway. (You see only yokai could see other yokai that were sealed into someone's body, but decided to take a walk or just escape their 'prisons' for a while.) He needed his rest, that stupid seal just took all his frickin' energy away! How was he supposed to take walks, and save Tenshi from her own craziness? And not only that, it also gave him no room to move around in Tenshi's mind-scape. A cage in the middle of the jungle? Really? Was the seal-maker trying to tempt him, or something?
"Mother if it's okay I'll take Tenshi to the Hokage, so he can review her mission" the eleven year old stated obviously displeased. "Sorry, but I have to take her alone" he said to the approaching six year old.
The six-year old just replied with a huff.
The trip to the tower was semi-uneventful.
(*)
(Hokage's tower!)
"So, without my permission, you finished one of your self-proclaimed missions? In the outskirts Iwa of all places! If it hadn't been for one of our troops I wouldn't have believed you when you said that you were in a place with a bunch of rocks! What did you do there anyway! More importantly, how did you survive! How'd you get here so fast anyway?" the Third asked questions and proclaimed statements in a bemused manor.
"Well, first I did get your permission! Remember…" she said as a thought bubble appeared above her head.
Flashbaaaaack!
(Hokage's office)
A small, chubby girl popped her head through the door.
"Jiji?" Tenshi whispered.
*Snoooooooore* was the Hokage's reply. He was at his desk leaning on a particularly large pile of paperwork; snoring and drooling also mumbling something incoherent.
"Jiji can I go on a mission? It'll be quick! I promise!"
"YES ABSOLUTELY! You'll graduate the academy, Asuma, don't worry…" the later part of his mini speech was not heard.
End!
"And that's how it was."nodded the overly enthusiastic little girl.
The Hokage gave his secretary a weary glance at the mention of him falling asleep during paperwork. Oh-oh he was fuming.
"And how about everything else?" Itachi asked stoically.
"I was safe I promise! The snake, gorilla, and trees helped me! And Sempai was so nice to carry me all the way here!"
"What does she mean?" the Hokage's secretary inquired.
"Tenshi…has a wild imagination…and she never tells us who 'Sempai' is." Itachi explained wearily.
"Uchiah Tenshi what am I ever going to do with you?" the Hokage asked in bewilderment. 'Think of all the paperwork I have to do know!' Oh, he felt like crying.
The not so enthusiastic eleven year old sighed "Hokage-sama what are you going to do with her? I really think my Mother and Father would appreciate you pardoning her….again."
"I'll pardon her" the Hokage sighed. "Just don't get into any more trouble, alright?" That was directed to the girl. Before anyone (her brother, he and his secretary) could react he saw her out the door.
"Thanks! See-ya JiJi !" she rushed out, brother in hand (she was dragging him).
After came a reassuring slam of the door.
"Tenshi-Hime what am I ever going to do with you?" the Hokage repeated himself. 'You are the only friend Naruto has.' He thought.
(*)
(Near that same compound)
"…"
"…"
'Sigh. Here it goes again.'
"Tenshi, next time, don't run off like that on a mission, okay?" the eleven year old boy said. "And also, did you get help from anyone? You have good chakra control for your age and that's about it. And don't think stunts like that will help you get into the Academy either"
"Okay, and yes I did. No, I'm not telling who it was. And the Academy is a complete idiots guide to basic stuff that you hav'ta already know anyway!" she answered tiredly as they neared their compound "But Itachi-nii-san, you should've seen me beat all of those enemies! They didn't see it coming! At all!"
"Tenshi, this isn't a game, it's the real thing. What if you hurt yourself? What if you had died? What would happen then? It's dangerous out there, please promise me you will not sneak out of the village on a mission like that." He said seemingly monotone, but she knew that there was worry in his voice.
"…"
"…"
"…'
He sighed. "Tenshi-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you shouldn't be so worked up I ca-oh look! We're home!"
He sighed. "I need to go to a clan meeting now Tenshi, so you better behave. Mother and/or father might go crazy with you soon."
"M'kay bye-bye Itachi!"
Once she entered the house, her six year old brother ran up to her.
"Tenshi, we're busted, big time. I've never seen him so angry!" As he said this their dad neared the two of them covered in green, slimy goo.
"…"
"….."
"…"
"Tenshi and Sasuke Uchiah, you both are officially GROUNDED!" Fugaku screamed.
"Oops."
AN: (*) =tamatoe.
The Hokage's mini speech (in his dream) is based of my grandmother's sleep-ranting.
-Your friendly Rabbit.