Hey guys, it's sweetwithobsessions! Writing my first story with Crayola Hearts 3 xP unlike her, I make you look at all my useless rating xD Well anyways, I hope you guys like the story. It is my first Fairy Tail story after all! So here we go!

Author's Note: Aye, its Crayola Hearts. This is a collaboration between me and Sweetwithobsessions. Anyway, I'm not going to get into my loong useless chitchat, so review please?

The morning sun settled on Gajeel's sleeping eyes. Squinting the Dragonslayer opened his eyes, waking from another boring night of sleep. Yawning in a way that seemed almost similar to a cat, he rolled out of his bed, grumbling. Something felt wrong, but what it was, he couldn't place his finger on. Stumbling towards the living room, still half asleep, he passed a rather large piece of reflective metal.

'Huh?' he thought as he stepped back into the mirror's view.

Eye twitching, he touched his face in several places, horror twisting his studded features.

"What the fuck is this?" The dragon slayer growled.

His crimson eyes slid down his reflection. Instead of his large and muscular body, he was thin, with a rather voluptuous frame and ample breasts. His head had shrunken considerably, becoming more round and feminine.

"Gajeel, it's early. Keep your voi-"

The small form of Patherlily filled a corner of the doorway leading into the small room they shared. His dark eyes were wide, gaping in shock at the...Gajeel before him.

"Wha...Gajeel, why are you a woman?"

"Shut up! If I knew, then I wouldn't be this pissed!"

"Well I suppose...but who could've done this to you?"

Gajeel thought for half a second. Who would pull such a simple minded trick? Finally, a thought came to him.

"I'm gonna kill him!" Gajeel roared, throwing clothes on, trying not to ogle at his new body.

Once dressed, he took off, swearing all the while. After a few minutes of running past townspeople, desperately trying to hide the resemblance between the 'girl' and the Dragonslayer, the Fairy Tail building was in sight.

Upon reaching the guild, and quite literally kicking the doors wide open, Gajeel yelled, "Alright where the fuck is Ash Brain?"

The normal chaos of the Hall paused as everyone took in the sight of someone they didn't recognize. Mirajane was the first to speak.

"Hello, I'm Mirajane. Welcome to Fairy Tail. Is there something I can do for you?"

Gajeel fell over, "I said I was looking for that idiot, Natsu!"

"D-Don't tell me that's…Gajeel?" Someone snickered.

"What?"

Before long, the entire guild was laughing hysterically, only angering the iron Dragonslayer more than he already was; he was practically fuming now.

"Gajeel? What the hell is up with that look?"

The person the Dragonslayer believed was responsible for his…becoming feminine…had approached him, a confused look on his face.

"I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT, FLAME BRAIN. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?" Gajeel growled, his crimson eyes burning with anger.

"I didn't do anything." Natsu stifled a laugh as the Dragonslayer before him became more and more uncomfortable.

"Then who did?" Gajeel yelled.

The rose headed Dragonslayer bit down on his lip, trying not to laugh at the scene before him. "I don't know, but it wasn't me. By the way, what would you say your cup size is?"

If it was possible, the iron Dragonslayer was blushing with embarrassment, though the color looked much less out of place on his feminine face than it would have normally. Despite the comfortableness brought on by the situation, he couldn't help but wonder what the answer to Natsu's question was. Sadly, he wasn't very knowledgeable in such measurements.

"I'd say at least an E." Cana barked form her place at the bar, snickering as the large, round crimson eyes turned to her in a glare that only Gajeel could manage, even if he was currently a woman.

"Tch. No one fucking asked you, Boozechick." He growled, barring his fangs.

"Ya know, ya look kinda pretty when ya do that." The brunette snickered, obviously enjoying the scene before her.

"I think they're bigger than Lucy's!" Natsu exclaimed, suddenly reaching for them.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing!" Gajeel demanded, punching Salamander as hard as he could, even if his body was that of a woman, he wasn't lacking an ounce of strength; the rose headed Dragonslayer flew through the air, slamming into the nearest wall.

"Oi, that really is Gajeel!"

"Whoa, what the happened to him?"

"Pfft!"

"He makes such a pretty lady." Jet snickered, eyeing the Dragonslayer with a hint of amusement.

His sensitive ears picked up on the comment, his face flushing even more.

Do all women blush this damned easily? He asked himself, fighting to keep the color off his face, but sadly he was losing the battle.

"This was all you and that fat ass, wasn't it?" The now female Dragonslayer asked, his voice suddenly dead calm.

The change was so sudden that Jet's face dropped the smile as a shiver of fear ran up his spine. Something in his eyes was warning him that one more comment would cost him his life. As much as Jet loved being able to ruffle his feathers, he knew that the Dragonslayer would carry out whatever threat he was silently giving.

"G-Gajeel?"

The high voice suddenly cut through the air, causing the entire guild to turn their heads towards the main entrance where the small form of Levy McGarden stood, her books falling one by one as she covered her mouth with a small hand, desperately trying to hide the smirk that crossed her lips.

"What happened…you're a woman."

Gajeel's face flushed yet again and everyone in the guild laugh harder. Levy tilted her head at the Dragonslayer in question. He clenched his fists, looking at the ground, the wall, anything he could find to avoid looking at the small fairy before him.

She suddenly looked...mad.

Trying desperately, the Dragonslayer bit his tongue, holding back the urge to tell her she looked about as viscous as a guinea pig at the moment.

With an angry huff, the bluenette turned on her heels and stalked to the back of the guild where the two she had a feeling were responsible for this...mess.

All eyes locked on the team of three. Jet looked panickedly at Droy, his fingers fumbling with the hem of his yellow jacket. They couldn't lie to Levy, but if they didn't, there was a good chance that Gajeel would rip them a new one.

And he would have all right to do such a thing.

"Uh..." the two mumbled, looking everywhere but into the bluenette's questioning stare.

"The lady asked you a question!" Gajeel suddenly roared, slamming his fist into a table, splitting it in half.

Droy froze, looking to Jet as whether or not they should answer the question.

"Ok, ok! It was us! We're really sorry!" Droy finally burst out, crying in fear as he collapsed to the wood floor. None of the guild members seemed surprised by this.

"You lying scumbags! Wait until I get my hands on you!" Gajeel yelled, charging after the two.

The Solid Script mage was the only thing keeping her teammates from harmed. It was a bold move, one that shocked most of the members; she wasn't exactly the strongest and it was Gajeel who had practically gone on a rampage. It had been proven once before that the Dragonslayer wouldn't have a problem moving the small mage.

But all it took to stop him was a small hand resting against his chest stomach.

"Why?" Levy asked.

Jet sighed, "Isn't it obvious by now Levy? Don't tell me that after all this time you still don't understand why Droy and I hang around you? Why we ask how you are every day? Why we always want to be by your side?"

Levy looked into Jet's desperate eyes for some silent, intense moments. Natsu, Gajeel, and everyone else in the guild who were bad with awkward moments squirmed just looking at the complicated situation, though the iron Dragonslayer looked particularly uncomfortable.

Levy finally replied, "Not at all."

"But Levy!" Droy started but Jet shook his head. Perhaps it was better to end things here.

The Solid Script mage turned her head to Gajeel who was swatting Natsu's hand away from his new breasts. The Dragonslayer noticed this and stared back at the small mage. Her cheeks began to flush and she turned away.

Now that Gajeel was focused again, he asked his prankers, "How did you even do this to me?"

"I can explain that." Droy said, standing up. Jet grabbed his arm but Droy yanked it away. "You see, we were in town on a day when this weird potion maker was in town."

Droy and Jet were wandering the city once again while their beloved Levy had decided to stay at the guild and talk to that wretched Gajeel rather than spend time with them.

"I hope we can tell her how we feel soon, ne Jet?" Droy sighed.

"No way man. She can never find out. It's too embarassing." Jet replied.

"I guess you're right." Droy sighed once again.

Behind them a voice spoke with a smooth tone, "Love troubles, men?"

The Fairy Tail members spun quickly and faced the stranger. It was a tall, lean man in his early thirties. The man had short olive green hair and intimidating but hypnotic brown eyes. "I'll take that as a yes. Fine young men like you shouldn't be so worried about a thing like a love! Ladies should be flocking to you! Begging for a date!"

"But she's got someone she's interested in already! Annoying Gajeel! Thinks he's so tough with all those show offy muscles and lame hair!" Droy scoffed, straightening his own hair in his small rant.

"Ahh so there's another man! Well I know how to help now! You see, I make potions and I just so happen to have a bottle of potion that will do just the thing that you need."

"And what's that?" Jet asked, looking at the suspicious man up and down.

The man leaned in close and whispered, "He can't be with the girl if he's outta the game, y'know what I mean?"

Jet and Droy smiled at each other. "How much?" they asked in unison.

"2500 Jewel." the man smiled.

"What? That's too expensive!" Jet exclaimed.

"Do you want the potion that'll make this other man a woman or don't you? Don't you want the girl to be yours?"

Jet and Droy groaned at each other.

"So he handed us the potion and we snuck into your house through an open window. We made you drink the potion in your sleep and you transformed into a girl. Now we're here." Droy finished.

Gajeel clenched his fists, the unusual sensation of nails digging into his flesh following "Well did you morons figure out how to reverse the potion's spell."

Jet became very interested in the floor all of a sudden. Droy chose to whistle and eye the Request Board with renewed interest.

The bluenette let an angry huff escape her lips. To lessen the amount of embarrassment placed on the boys, she chose to ignore the fact that they had both practically confessed to having feelings for her. "Honestly you two..."

Both men winced at her voice, half expecting some kind of scold, but it never came. "Just give me the bottle."

"Uh...we don't have it anymore." Jet mumbled. "There wasn't anything left so we threw it away."

The Dragonslayer growled, but Levy's small had kept him at bay. "Looks like I've got more work to do. Gajeel, come with me."

The guild was silent as they watched the bluenette drag the Dragonslayer through the open guild doors. Once they had disappeared from sight, the murmurs and conversations started, eyes continuously glancing back at the remaining members of Shadowgear.