Me: Well, howdy do everyone! Here to bring a bit of quirkiness into the otherwise so serious world of LOTR!

Glorfindel: I still don't see why I have to ride a squirrel.

Me: Well, of you hadn't attacked Arwen like that…

Glorfindel: She STOLE my role!

Me:^^ We know, we know. Hush now and do it.

Glorfindel: 'grumble' YamiCarol doesn't own LOTR or any of it's characters; she does however own most of the OCs in this fic and the obnoxious squirrel.

Me: And my Shika-plushie! 'hugs said plushie tightly' Now on with the show!

Well then, everyone! First a little introduction on what exactly I'm writing here:

As dear Glor said, most of the charas that will appear in this fic will be OCs; you should be able to recognise them nonetheless! As this is a parody on LOTR, none of this actually happens in the book (duh), but it is something my friends and I decided to kind of invent to have fun.

Basically these are just short sketches we talk about; I then write them down and put them up here! Mostly completely random, but funny nonetheless!

Now to introduce:

Mithranda (Gandalf): This is my chara; she has brown hair tied in a bun, blue eyes, and rectangle glasses, she wears Gandalf's usual outfit, but the fake beard is hanging down loosely, so it's pretty clear. She also carries around a Nara Shikamaru-plushie and is generally an otaku with a bit of an OCD complex.

Ariagon (Aragorn): This is ChaliceGarden's chara; she has long, slightly wavy black hair, brown eyes and an Asian complexion; her outfit is just like the one Aragorn wears in the movie. Ariagon is scruffy and unwashed/handsome (wouldn't you be if you spent months in the wild?) and is basically the only sensible one in the Fellowship. Doesn't mean she doesn't get goofy though!

Frieda (Frodo): This is another of my friends' chara; basically her story is that she received the phone and was told to bring it all the way to Mount Doom to ask for a refund, since all the people who owned it have mysteriously gone mad (yes, I'm talking about Gollum, but he's not up yet). As you can guess that's what happens to her as well XD Chaos may ensue! Her outfit is similar to Frodo's, but she has long and straight blond hair and blue eyes; we just call her the Phonebearer.

Pippin (or Peregrina): You guessed it! Another friend's chara! This one is a energetic troublemaker, but only if she doesn't get into trouble. During fights she can be counted on to sit quietly at the sidelines and cheer on the Home party! Wears Pippin's outfit, of course; Has extremely scruffy, short and ginger hair and green eyes (though I'm not so sure anymore)and wears a black headband.

Stevolas (Legolas): This chara belongs to a friend who'd rather not join in, but we like to poke fun at him, so there ya go! xP Described rather nicely by ChaliceGarden as 'pretty and sparkly', so basically we just put him in like so many other author's; a 'gayish', vain elf who likes to point out how much fairer he is. He has long black hair and a very dark skintone with dark-brown eyes.

There you have the OC charas! This basically makes up the Fellowship in these sketches, since we don't have anyone else who'd like to join in, and it would be an irritating pain to write out the other charas in every single sketch. Fans of Boromir, Sam and Merry, you're outta luck. We do bring in the occasional cameos of original charas; one for instance is the tiny Glorfindel following Frieda on a squirrel (and trying very hard not to be stepped on).

Also set to come up are:

Galadriel

Balrog

Orkses

That's all for now. Since these sketches are made up spontaneously and without given warning, do not worry about the uneven addition of chappies; I write this entirely for our amusement, and flames will be sent back to burn down your houses. Thanks for listening and have fun!

PS: These sketches are actually funnier when done manga-style. ChaliceGarden will definitely be doing them someday (no pressure so no clue when), but if any of you feel like attempting this, you're more than welcome to!