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Meetings and fantasies
Voldermort gave a tired sigh as he sat in his throne, 'Why do I always get stuck with the idiots for?'
"And that My Lord would be how we defeat the Light side!" Crabbe Sr said as he pointed to the muggle white board that was floating in front of them all with pen marks on it.
"And just what is the plan again?" Voldermort asked, he was feeling languid with all of these idiots around him, "I do have places to go and things to do."
"Oh, My Lord I understand and this idea could win us the war!" Crabbe cried out, the other Death Eater's nodded their heads in agreement.
"Just tell me it again because I think I miss heard," Voldermort said, his hand tightening around his wand, "Did you just spend nearly eight hours just to tell me that we could defeat the Light side by using...chocolate?"
"That is the plan My Lord," Crabbe said simply as he pointed at one of the many lines of the white board, "My plan is shown here on the white board, we'll get a fishing rod, use chocolate as bait and hang it over a doorway and wait for a member of the Order to take the bait!"
Voldermort let out a groan, "And I wonder why I feel no excitement or energy to this plan...oh and Crabbe?"
"Yes My Lord?" Crabbe Sr asked oblivious of Voldermort's tone.
"Crucio," Voldermort said with a lazy wave of his wand, smirking at Crabbe Sr cries of pure pain, "And that is not only for a stupid idea but for thinking of a way to waist something as precious as chocolate."
"My Lord?" Crabbe Sr asked as he was released from the spell.
"Yes, I can think of something much better to use chocolate with then your hair brain scheme," Voldermort said with a sigh.
"And just what is that My Lord?" Lucius Malfoy asked nervously but held himself strongly.
Voldermort sent the member of his inner circle a smug smirk, "Why melting it and pouring it all over my little lover. His so lovely when he moans and whimpers under my touch."
The Death Eaters shared a nervous look as Voldermort got lost in his sexual fantasies.
The End!