The Queen, the princess, and the servants: one-shots
Chapter 1: Spidey the spider
It was late at night and Arendelle was silent and asleep. It was a really peaceful kingdom at night and there were no disturbances.
Until…
"Ahhhhhhhhhh, help me! Help me! Help me! I'm in serious danger! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Hellllllllllllllpppppppppp!" Screamed Alicia who was crying in shock and terror.
Her sister, Victoria, quickly shot out of her bed and rushed over to her sister frantically.
"What's wrong!?" She asked fearing the worst.
Alicia was in the corner of her bed hugging her arms. Her face was wet with tears and she breathed uncontrollably.
She pointed over to what was giving her so much fear.
Victoria walked over to the window sill, fearing the absolute worst and noticed a spider on the glass.
"Alicia all I see is a spider." She said confused.
"Exactly! A spider! The most evil creature ever!"
Victoria wasn't amused. Her face became more and more red and wanted to start cursing her out in French.
"So you're telling me that you woke me up in the middle of the night, screaming at the top of your lungs because of a spider!"
Alicia nodded her head. Victoria was so annoyed that the word to describe what she felt didn't even exist. She picked up the spider, opened the window, and let it crawl down into the outside world. She then closed the window and glared at her sister. Alicia wiped her tears and her heart rate started to calm down.
"You're a hero!" She exclaimed.
Victoria said nothing, instead she went back to her bed and went back to sleep.
Alicia stared at the ceiling in the dark until she felt comfortable enough to fall asleep.
The next morning…
Elsa looked into her dresser, trying to pick out the perfect dress to wear. When she made her decision she picked up the dress and straightened it out. She was grinning to herself as she turned the dress over. Suddenly her leg felt itchy, she bent down to scratch it but a spider jumped onto her hand before she could even realize it. She dropped the dress and frantically waved her hand around but the spider kept crawling up and down her arm.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, helllllppp Mmmmee!" She screamed.
No matter what she did the spider stayed on her arm. She yelled and screamed at top of her lungs.
A bunch of servants, and Anna, burst into her room. All thinking something horrible had happened.
"What happened?" They all asked.
She just pointed to the spider crawling up her arm. The servants saw the spider and started screaming like little girls. They all ran for their lives. Anna then tried to run away too.
"Wait! Anna! Help me!" She said frantically.
Anna was also afraid of spiders.
"I'll be right back!" She said as she got an idea.
Elsa had doubt that she would even come back.
A few men came in with bow and arrows.
"Hold still your majesty." A man said taking aim.
"What!? You guys are going to shoot me?!" Elsa said panicking.
The guard chuckled.
"Of course not, we're going to shoot the spider."
"But the spider is on my arm!"
"Well do you have a better idea?"
"Yes come over here and pick it up."
"Yeesh, that's not happening. You're on your own." They said walking out of her room.
Elsa was on her own as it crawled up and down her skin, missing the ice that was shot at it.
Victoria and Alicia were oblivious to what was going on. All they noticed were people screaming and running like there was a mass shooting taking place.
"What's happening?" Victoria asked Kai.
"There seems to be an evil, mutated, super-natural, spawn from the devil in the queen's room and it's attacking her. It's a life or death situation."
Victoria and Alicia had their mouths opened wide, they rushed over to Elsa's room with total speed.
Anna came into Elsa's room with a lit torch, as Elsa was trying to freeze the spider but it kept crawling out of her aim.
"Hold still Elsa." Anna said coming at her with a torch.
Elsa screamed. "Don't touch me!"
"Elsa this is for your own good!"
"So you're gonna burn me?!"
Anna chuckled.
"What? Of course not. I'm gonna burn the spider."
"But the spider is in my arm!"
"Actually it's on your face."
Elsa felt the spider crawl up her skin.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna die!"
Victoria and Alicia burst into the room.
"Where's the evil, mutated, super-natural, spawn from the devil?" Alicia asked.
Elsa pointed to the spider on her crawling on her skin.
Alicia gasped.
"It's worse than I thought!"
Luckily she had a sword with her.
"Hold still Elsa" She said about to swing the sword.
"Why is everyone trying to kill me today? You're gonna stab me with a sword?!" She said breathing heavily.
"No of course not, I'm gonna stab the spider."
"It's. On. My. Body!"
"Well do you have a better idea?"
Victoria couldn't believe that everyone was freaking out over a spider. She marched over to Elsa and picked up the spider. She shook her head.
"Anna what are you doing with a torch?" She asked.
Anna blushed and then blew away the flame.
Elsa started to calm down, she started to slowly catch her breath.
"It's over, it's all over." She said relieved.
Victoria still held the spider in her hand and really didn't understand what the big deal was.
"Now Kill It!" Alicia said out of nowhere.
"Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it." They all chanted as Victoria sighed heavily.
"I'm not gonna kill it, it didn't do anything wrong, I'm just going to set it free."
"But I almost died." Elsa whined.
She just decided to open the window and let the spider go.
"This is really sad." She said as the spider went free into the outside world.
"Now if you excuse me, I'm going to take a nice long bubble bath." Elsa said emotionless.
"And I'm going to go tell the rest of the servants that everything is taken care of before they burn down the castle." Alicia said.
"And I'm going to make sure my sister gets some therapy." Anna said following after Elsa.
Victoria sighed. She walked out the room feeling alone in the world, the screams of people were all she could hear.
"Bill…Bill…Bill, you don't need to stab yourself because the spider is taken care of." Alicia said trying to take the knife away from a really scared guy that was famous for being dramatic and over the top.
"You promise." He said calming down.
"Yup, my heroic sister bravely rescued Elsa from the clutches of the evil spider that wanted to suck out her soul."
He handed her the knife.
"Wow, that's amazing!"
"There you go, now run along."
He smiled at her and walked away.
"The queen isn't dead!" Everyone happily cheered as she walked down the hall.
"You all were going to let me die." She said feeling betrayed.
They all shrugged.
"If it was a bear or a wolf we'd help you but spiders are just too scary." One male servant said honestly.
Victoria couldn't take a step without somebody telling her she was a hero, she couldn't find one scary things about spiders. Victoria sat down to mostly reflect on her dramaticlife. She looked to the right of her and there stood another spider crawling on the wall, it resembled the spider that 'attacked' her sister and Elsa. She picked it up and an idea came to her mind.
"I'm going to help them get over there fear of spiders." She said to herself. A huge grin appeared on her face.
"And magic will be involved."
Elsa was in her office signing and reading paperwork and contracts. She was taking her time and was trying her best to get the image of the spider crawling up her skin. She moved on to another contract as she grabbed her ink pen. A spider that resembled the one that 'attacked' her earlier suddenly appeared on the contract. Elsa gasped and dropped it on her desk. What she didn't know was that Victoria was controlling it.
"Shoo! Go away." She said as she stepped back.
The spider just crawled closer.
She shot ice at it immediately.
The spider jumped up and landed on the wall next to Elsa.
Elsa gulped.
She took a step back cautiously.
The spider kept crawling closer and closer to her.
Elsa grabbed a snow globe that luckily was on her desk and held it up. Her body was shaking with fear.
"P-p-please go away." She said worried.
The spider smiled. Yes it smiled. Elsa had to look at it twicw.
"But Elsa I'm not here to hurt you, I'm really not that scary."
Elsa's mouth opened wide.
"I must be losing my mind." She said to herself.
"Elsa you're fine, I didn't mean to scare you I just wanted to play."
"P-play?"
"You know we spiders have souls and dreams too, we have families and friends and lives. But nobody likes us because we're spiders. So miss understood and immediately judged just because we're spiders. Do you know how it feels to spend your life thinking that everybody hates you because of who we are? Something you can't control?"
Elsa felt a little bad.
"M-m-maybe."
"You know I've always just wanted a chance."
"I didn't know that, I mean you guys have eight legs, a bunch of eyes, hairs sticking out, sharp jaws, you're all creepy crawly, and you guys shoot out spider webs that lure flies and other bugs to their doom, and also when you look closely at your faces it looks like a one way ticket to death."
Victoria was shocked, she never thought about any of those things, she just thought of spiders as just another orgasm on the Earth.
"Oh well, I'm quite beautiful in the spider world. But A lot of my spider friends are scared of humans. I mean two eyes, two legs, to arms. You guys walk not crawl, you guys have like a billion teeth that you use to rip apart food. You guys have a bundle of strands of hair at the top of your heads and it looks like you guys are gonna vaporize people and strangle them with that giant amount of hair. Plus you guys are like 20 times our size, so I'd say you guys are pretty scary.
Elsa smiled.
"What's your name?"
"Spidey."
"Well then spidey I'll be right back." Elsa said as she made her way towards the door.
Victoria thought she nailed that speech.
It didn't take long for her to come back with Anna and Alicia who didn't know why Elsa brought them there.
"What is this about Elsa?" Anna asked.
She pointed to the wall.
Anna and Alicia both gasped when they saw the spider.
"I'll go get the fire!" Anna said immediately.
"No, no, no, her name is Spidey, she's a talking spider." Elsa said grabbing Anna's arm before she could run away.
Anna and Alicia looked at Elsa like she had lost her mind.
"A talking spider?" Anna asked.
"Yup."
She drag them over to the spider being controlled by Victoria and pointed at it.
"Hi I'm Spidey." The spider said once it got everyone's attention.
Anna and Alicia stared at the spider in amazement.
"Am I crazy or did that spider just talk?" Alicia said.
"Both." The spider answered.
"What- who- how- when-where- why?" Alicia stuttered.
"To sum it all up I'm just a spider living my life the way a spider lives its life, kind of like a human, because at the end of the day we're all a little bit the same even though we're different, but equally important.
"You know what this means?" Elsa asked.
Both Anna and Alicia nodded.
"I also sing." The spider said randomly.
They all smiled awkwardly at the spider.
"Do all spiders talk?" Elsa asked.
The spider just winked 4 out of 8 of it's eyes.
"I better get going, but if you guys ever see a spider just know that we're just like you."
And with that the spider disappeared as Elsa, Anna and Alicia were left standing there in shock.
Victoria giggled as she walked into Elsa's office acting like she didn't know what was going on.
"Hey guys, what's up?" She asked seeing everyone's confused face.
"Victoria! You should have been there, there was a talking spider and it had a name and everything!" Alicia said excitedly.
Victoria giggled.
"Really? Is that possible?"
"Unless we're all losing our minds, it's true." Elsa answered.
"Wow I bet it was really scary." Victoria said.
"Actually it wasn't, I guess we overreacted this morning. I mean we've never actually been hurt by spiders. So I guess they're okay." Anna said smiling.
"That's good, I'm just glad that your Arachnophobia has calmed down, from before." Victoria said trying to hide back her pride.
"Yeah! Let's all go to the garden and see if we can find Spidey!" Anna said excitedly.
Anna and Alicia excitedly ran their way to the garden as Elsa and Victoria took their time walking.
"I know it was you Victoria." Elsa said.
Victoria blushed awkwardly.
"What? How?"
"I just know, ice queen's intuition."
"huh, well then it's pretty strong."
"Yeah well let's not tell the children."
They could hear the giggles of Anna and Alicia looking for the "talking spider".
"Yeah let's give them they're Santa Clause, and tooth fairy, and Easter bunny, and sandman."
"And talking spider. That was a cheesy name."
They both giggled hysterically as they followed their fooled sisters to the garden.