I don't want this kind of K-san

by chemarun

The usual 'DIE AND REBORN' stuff. Boring, I know. Even the protag is boring when he died too. Just when he decided to be a Abarenbo Shogun, he found out he was in fact, Yamcha. "No, no, no ,nope. F*ck this sh*t. They called it reborn for a reason. I have enough of this. It's time for Mochida Kensuke to take control! " Warnings: Foul languages and dirty jokes. *rewritten*

1. Dragon Quest is the best game series omg

Disclaimer: Everything in this fanfic belongs to their respective owners. KHR belongs to Akira Amano, Shuueisha and Artland.

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Once, there was a kid who believed in 'once upon a time'. And the kid, upon reaching adulthood, became the most average person in Japan with the word otaku in their list of characteristics, right under to the word megane.

K-san.

Growing with beauty queen of older sister and Junon Boy as little brother, K-san learned that their ultimate average face was useless and forced to use only their brain as the main weapon. Graduated from TouDai, K-san ready to become another useful person in the society that jerked off to fictional characters.

And it happened.

K-san died.

Hit by a trunk drove by a drunk after they went to konbini to buy dinner.

How pathetic, K-san.

To die like that, is it okay with you?

"Hell no. OnePunch Man is still ongoing, dammit."

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So then let's restart and don't forget to jot down the spell of resurrection.

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I just want to write fanfic again. And KHR is the top in my list. Meh.

Also, just google the words that you don't know. Don't expect me to explain it, I'm not your teacher and since I'm a rabid fan of GinTama, expect foul languages and dirty, black humour.

Chemarun over and out, yo.