This is a totally nonsense O.o i red some OLD fictions so.. i tried to to a thing like that... i hope u'll like it XD Is a type of theatre play where our heroes (And Villains) will be the actors XD let's start!
ROMEO and JULIET
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With Maya (Me) and the following poor souls: Throttle, Modo, Vincent, Charley, Rimfire and Stoker.
Roles:
Maya: The director u.u
Stoker: The Maid (Stoker: Why.. why.. why.. i'm the commander of the freedom Fighters... -.-**)
Rimfire: Shakespeare (Rimfire: Who is him? °-°)
Vinnie: Juliet (Vinnie: Are u kidding me?-.-)
Charley: A unluck guy called Romeo but nobody remembers his name... (Charley: wtf...)
Modo: Capulets Guard
Throttle: Montagues Guard
-A little demential remake of Romeo and Juliet! I think Willy will come here for kill me O.o-
*Before of the play*
*Throttle looks his sword* : Good.. isn't real! And sorry Modo for the bad things i'll say to u!
Modo: Don't worry u.u it's only a play!
*The two starts to apologize each other*
Maya: O.o better for u stop or u'll never finish it xD
Throttle: Sorry again ;w;
Modo: Don't worry ^w^
*Maya shoots a flamethrover on them* : Stop it! +_+
Throttle/Modo: Ok sorry ma'am! D:
Maya: better u.u
Charley: I'm.. Romeo? ._.
Vinnie: Why a WOMAN? WHY? ;w;
Charley: And why nobody remember his name... oh gosh.. i said it wasn't a good idea...
*The play starts*
*Juliet is telling with her maid*
Juliet: i don't see the hour to meet my Romeo! *w*
Maid: U know that your family doesn't allow it!
Juliet: I'll fight with all my forces! +_+
*The guard came in the Juliet's room *
Capulet Guard: Madame, your father is waiting for u.
*Juliet goes out from the scene and the guard has a chat with the maid.*
Maid: Poor Juliet! As the guards will see Romolo they'll kill him!
Capulet Guard: Nope.. i'll kill him! *whispers* Sorry Charlene ;w;
Maid: Mhh.. if u say... O.o
*Juliet comes back in the room and gives a kick to the guard.*
Capulets Guard: What i have done?ç_ç
Juliet: I wanted to kick something... u.u
Capulets Guard: But it hurts! ç_ç
*At the palace of Romolo.. err.. Roberto.. err.. of the unluck guy*
Romeo: Me and Juliet will escape from this country in this same night! +_+
Montagues Guard: My lord.. how will u do it without being noticed?
Romeo: nice question O.o"
Montagues Guard: U could ask to her to drop a rope
Romeo: i'll try! *And then goes to prepare a golden plan.. or... he thinks..*
Montagues Guard: Good work!
*The Montagues Guard goes to the village to buy a new sword and meets the Capulets Guard*
Capulets Guard: Come on moron! *Unsheathes the sword*
Montagues Guard: Halt! -_- *Bored*
*They start to duel*
Montagues Guard: Did u watched the "Three Musketeers" at the tv? *Avoids an attack*
Capulets Guard: Of course! I couldn't miss them! *Attacks again*
Montagues Guard: Oh.. this afternoon Sergio...
*Romeo appears from somewhere*
Romeo: I'm R-O-M-E-O!
*Romeo disappears*
Capulets Guard: How he calld.. was u saying..?
Montagues Guard: Then.. he's going to escape with Juliet ^-^
Capulets Guard: Ok! So we can do our diversion for let them escape!
Montagues Guard: Ok! I go to buy another sword, i need one! u.u See u later!
*The afternoon of the escape*
*Juliet is watching the star from her balcony and hears a noise*
Juliet: Who's there?
Romeo: I'm Romeo! :D
*It starts the most famous scene*
Juliet: Oh Romeo.. Romeo.. Why are u Romeo? Why no one remembers your beautiful name?
Romeo: I'll deny willingly this name.. i'd like to change it with Richard or Robert...
Juliet: Why are u there?
Romeo: For bring u with me and escape together! Then... jump! I forgot the rope!
Juliet: Are u stupid? Who's the dude who wrote this things?
Romeo: Shakespeare, why? O.o
Juliet: Now i understand why the two protagonists die! Juliet bkreaks her neck jumping down.. while Romeo is captured and hanged!
*Shakespeares arrives (We'll call him Willy xD)
Willy: Who dare to say it?-.-
Juliet: Listen to me ShakeNspeare...
Willy: Shakespeare... Shakespeare...
Juliet: The same!
Willy: Isn't the same! Mine is a name of art!
Juliet: A mad name u mean!
*Arrived the Capulets Guard and kills Shakespeare*
Capulets Guard: Let's go! We'll distract the guard!
*Juliet appears in someway near Rome and rans away with him*
Guard: Were do they're gone?
*Appears the Montagues guard*
Montagues Guard: The plan? What we must do for moneys.. grrr...
Capulets Guard: Ok! Don't tell me... cut there's the crisis... then...
*The guards start to dance and Shakespeare revives for dance with them*
THE END (Maybe xD)
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Yes i know, is short u.u but i hope i make laugh someone *-* I'm working on another XD But i dunno when i'll upload it u.u