(Sydney's POV)
'Why. The hell. Does my head hurt?'
Was the very first thing I thought whenever I magically woke up. I remembered that I went to bed at ten at night the night before, but didn't fall asleep until three in the morning due to my insomnia. The next thing I knew, I was in the middle of the desert with someone else being somewhere around me (I couldn't see them, but I could sense their presence, somehow.) and I was in front of a sign that said, "Welcome to Nevada."
"Oh, good for you", I said sleepily before placing my head back on the ground. Twenty seconds later, my entire being jumped up and I shouted out to absolutely no one, "What the F***?! NEVADA?! How the hell did I get here when I live in New York?!"
"Shut. The heck up. You Fuzz bag", the mystery presence grumbled, kinda loudly. Realization hit me with a bitch slap as I searched for and found the source of the complaint.
'There is only one person I know who would make a Naruto abridged reference this early in the morning', I thought grimly as I approached this other person. I saw this stranger, and they looked as if they were animated. So I looked at my hands and they were animated too! 'What the hell?' I thought.
"Taylor?" I yelled at the person.
"What?!" She yelled back as she snapped her head towards me. Her expression changed from angry to confused when she asked,"Do I know you?"
"Do I know-It's me you dumbass!"
"*eyes widen* Sydney?! Is that you?!"
"*sarcasm* No. I'm Morgan Freeman. Of course it's Sydney!" Remember, I was still cranky as hell at the time.
"Sorry. But I hardly recognize you."
"What? Never mind. The same goes for you."
"Eh?"
I look around for anything to show my meaning. I was in luck, because I found a small compact mirror, or whatever you call it, and picked it up. When I walked back to Taylor, we both decided to see what each other meant.
The Taylor I know had shoulder length ash brown hair with hazel green eyes. That day, her hair grew out to her mid back, and became pitch black, with dark blue ends. Her skin was still pale, but her left eye color became a night blue while her right eye was as black as her hair. She just had a Naruto t-shirt and matching pajama pants for clothing.
By now, her eyes could've been mistaken for dinner plates, but I was no better.
While my skin kept its ivory tone, my hair went from a beige blonde, to a ghostly white with blood red ends. But it was still slightly past my shoulders like my old hair. My eyes changed too. They used to be this extremely dull green. Now, my left eye was a deep crimson red while my right eye was just a blank white. Did I mention neither of us had pupils?! I don't even know how we could see without 'em. Oh right, we were animated. My pajamas consisted of a red baggy shirt and candy covered boxer short shorts.
"Well, I think it's safe to say that we're in an anime of some sort", I declared while getting up and gesturing for Tay to come with me. She understood and walked with me past the Nevada sign and down that road.
While walking, we decided to temporarily put the problem at hand aside and have random chit chat. You know, just random goof abouts, if that's a word. It wasn't until the sun was almost setting that we actually focused on our situation. Then we talked about that. The conversation went something like this:
"Hey Syd, do you think Sonic the hedgehog has devil fruit powers?"
"What makes you say that?"
"Well, if you think about it, he has super speed but can't swim."
"That's because he's too busy running. And even when he's not running, he just doesn't bother to learn. But he's still awesome, regardless."
"Aye, sir!"
"*chuckles* Ah, references. How I love you so."
"Say, what anime do you think we're in? I'm hoping it's Bleach. Wait! No, One Piece. Hold on, hold on. Naruto. Scratch that! I hope and pray we're in Ultimate Otaku Teacher! Final answer!"
"Uhh, I'd hate to burst your bubble, but both Bleach and Ultimate Otaku Teacher take place in Japan, One Piece is during the great pirate era, if that's real, and Nevada doesn't even exist in Naruto. But I think I know where we are."
"You do?"
I stopped near a cliff and said, "Yep! I know where we are! Come look."
Over in the distance was a big fat rock with a city on top of it. Though I'm near sighted, I could still make out the city's main architecture, which was gigantic skulls. But even then, I knew what this place was from the barrier with three spiky ends sticking out that surrounded the entire city.
"Okay, I see skulls, so I'm guessing this is a gothic place?" Taylor asked while squinting.
I was taken aback and asked, "You mean you can't see the big ass dome around the town?"
"What dome?"
'I guess I can see soul wavelengths and she can't. I wonder if that means I qualify for being a Meister', I thought before I said, "Never mind. Anyway, we're in a place full of monster fighting, soul devouring and perversion."
"*gasp* You mean?"
"That's right. *places foot on pedestal like rock, points to the sky* We're in SOUL EATER!"
Me: Hello, I'm Sydney the emo wolf. If you know me from my Naruto fan fictions, then you already know what kind of person I am. But if not, then hi. Welcome to my funny but twisted literature. The OC Taylor is a real person. She wrote a couple of stories on this account. I've checked the rules. There is nothing that says two people can't share an account. So if you like Naruto or Pokemon, please read her stories as well. Sorry if this chapter sucked. It's supposed to be an introduction of sort. Please stay tuned and I promise you the next chapter will be better. Mata ne!