"Sabers Are A Jedi's Best Friend"
To the tune of "Sparkling Diamonds" from Moulin Rouge

The Jedi are glad to die for good

A blaster at hand may quite futuristic
But sabers are a Jedi's best friend
A blaster may be grand but it won't kill Emperor
On the Death Star
No you won't go very far

The blaster's broke
And bombs decline
And they all loose their fire in the end
But blue or yellow
These sabers don't loose their glow
Sabers are a Jedi's best friend

Tatooine! Coruscant!

Cuz we are living in the War of Clones
And I am the last of them all

Come and get me droids!

Last straw! No hope! Here we go again!

There may come a time when a Senator needs a lawyer
But sabers are a Jedi's best friend
There may come a time when a cold-hearted employer
Sends a bounty hunter
Or kills you apprentice's mother
Use your saber when things aren't in favor
And beware of the Dark Side of the Force

Saber are a Jedi's (X 3) best friend!

(Trumpet solo)

Cuz that's when those brats
Turn against you in no time flat
SABERS...ARE A...JEDI'S...BEST...FRIEND!!!
(Big Finish!)