Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-yasha or Yu-Gi-Oh. This is just something I wanted to do (and my brother didn't). This story takes place after 'Power Of Chaos' in mine and SirLarry's co-written fics, 'The Chaos Series'.
Holy Molie, The Boys Are Babies!
Part One: The Curse Is The Worst
"You're leaving for another stupid relic hunt?" Kagome asked her grandpa as he and Kagome's mom loaded up the rarely used car.
"Not relics, my girl. Herbs," her grandfather said, "I have finally found some very rare herbs that promote good health and prosperity, but they are only grown on one of the smaller islands off the coast."
"And I can't let Grandpa go by himself," her mother said, "He needs to take his heart medication on time. Ever since that horrible ruckus with the Noh Mask, your grandfather's heart has been weaker than it used to be."
"And it doesn't help when you have all those boys over here, waiting for an orgie," her grandfather added angrily. "I have something to fix that."
"What?" Kagome asked.
"You remember that package I received the yesterday?" Gramps asked.
"Yeah, with the ugly baby statue in it," Kagome said. "So?"
"So, it is a very important statue," her grandfather said, "It protects young women from the advances of dishonorable men. If a man so much as thinks about anything dishonorable, or mocks the statue itself, they are put under a hideous, and devastating curse!"
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"Looks like a piece of junk to me," Inu-yasha said, looking at the extremely fat, squinty eyed baby statue in the Shrine's shop. All of Kagome's friends had showed up after her mother and granda left, and had planned on going to the movies tonight. Kagome watched the boys flock around the new statue while the girls stood with her in the door way to the shop.
"What's with the ugly baby?" Joey asked, giving the stone infant a knock on the head.
"Another of my grandpa's sure-fire ways of protecting me from boys." Kagome said.
"It's not that ugly," Tea said, "It's kind of cute"
"If you like 'The Blob'" Tristan said, looking at it.
"Guys, things this old carry heavy magic," Bakura said to them.
"I have more magic in one finger," scoffed Kaiba.
"All the same, we should leave it alone," Yugi said.
"Now why can't you guys be more like Bakura and Yugi?" Sango asked from the doorway. "They aren't acting like children."
"I am not a child," Miroku retorted, "I am nearly 20 winters old, and I happen to agree with Yugi and Balura. I sense some strong magic in this statue."
"You're all immature," Tea said, "It runs in the veins of every guy on earth."
"We won't make it to the movies on time if we keep discussing the statue," Serenity said, "And we still need to pick out an outfit for Sango."
"She's right," Kagome said, ushering the girls back inside the main part of the house. "We'll be ready soon. Don't break anything, or my grandpa will go nuts when he comes back."
After the girls were gone, all the guys lost interest in the baby statue. Joey and Tristan both sighed. "Man, I wish Mai could've been able to come to the movies tonight, instead of runnin' off to that contest." Joey.
"I wish Ayumi wasn't grounded," Tristan said.
"What happened?" Yugi asked.
"Her folks caught us makin' out." Tristan said.
"Man, you're a dog!" Joey laughed.
"Watch how you use that term," Inu-yasha warned.
"You both need to learn how to control yourselves around women," Kaiba said.
"And I suppose you haven't had certain thoughts about young Sereniy?" Miroku hinted. "She is quite a beauty."
"That my sister, ya punk!" Joey shouted.
"And my girlfriend," Kaiba scowled. While the three of them argued, Yugi and Bakura noticed that the statue behind them was starting to shake.
"Uh…. Guys…" Yugi tried to warn them.
"Say, Yugi," Tristan asked, "How far did you get with Tea last time?"
"I… uh…" Yugi stammered, blushing. The statue was starting to glow.
"We shouldn't be discussing these things," Bakura said, growing nervous.
"Why?" Inu-yasha asked, "You and Sango still not getting anywhere?"
"Don't feel bad," Joey said to Bakura. "Not all men can be 'love machines'" As the guiys started to laugh, the statue shook violently, and it's glowing intensified.
"What the-?" they all said, all finally noticing the statue. Then, there was a flash of light, and they guys all cried out in shock and fear! The whole room was engulfed in bright light white… Then, with a loud BOOM, all was still.
The girls came running from Kagome's room, and hurried into the shop. "Guys?" Kagome asked, opening the door, "What was-?!" All the girls looked in the room, and gasped. The guys were gone! All that was left were their clothes, piled on a heap in the floor.
"Where'd they go!?" Tea cried. Behind her, Serenity scream.
"LOOK!" Serenity shouted, pointing at the clothes. "There's something moving in there!" The girls looked on in fright as the lump that moved in Inu-yasha's kimono crept further towards them. Then… out poked the a tiny, white haired head that had two little fuzzy ears on top, and two big, confused golden eyes. The little thing looked up at the girls…
"Awwwww!" they all cooed. "He's so cute!" Then, other tiny heads poked out of the rest of the clothes. One had Yugi's outrageous hair, another with white hair looked around, and seemed scared. Another with gold scruff on his head just looked up, and one without hair looked at the blond one, and another baby with black hair did a summersault out of Miroku's clothes. And last, a brown haired toddler with blue eyes grabbed at what was supposed to be Kaiba's shirt, and looked around with the cutest scowl on his face.
"Oh no!" Kagome said, coming out of the initial reaction girls had to adorable infants, 'Grandpa said that that statue protects girls from dishonorable men by putting a curse on them."
"You mean, those are the guys?" Tea asked, now horrified.
"My boyfriend's a baby!?" Sango exclaimed.
"All the boys are!" Kagome dismayed. The girls looked at the babies in the floor. Baby Yugi began to suck his thumb, and baby Inu-yasha looked up at Kagome, and let out a loud, angry wail, while baby Kaiba clutched his shirt, and said fiercely, "Mine!"
Holy Molie, The Boys Are Babies!
Part One: The Curse Is The Worst
"You're leaving for another stupid relic hunt?" Kagome asked her grandpa as he and Kagome's mom loaded up the rarely used car.
"Not relics, my girl. Herbs," her grandfather said, "I have finally found some very rare herbs that promote good health and prosperity, but they are only grown on one of the smaller islands off the coast."
"And I can't let Grandpa go by himself," her mother said, "He needs to take his heart medication on time. Ever since that horrible ruckus with the Noh Mask, your grandfather's heart has been weaker than it used to be."
"And it doesn't help when you have all those boys over here, waiting for an orgie," her grandfather added angrily. "I have something to fix that."
"What?" Kagome asked.
"You remember that package I received the yesterday?" Gramps asked.
"Yeah, with the ugly baby statue in it," Kagome said. "So?"
"So, it is a very important statue," her grandfather said, "It protects young women from the advances of dishonorable men. If a man so much as thinks about anything dishonorable, or mocks the statue itself, they are put under a hideous, and devastating curse!"
-------------------------------------------------
"Looks like a piece of junk to me," Inu-yasha said, looking at the extremely fat, squinty eyed baby statue in the Shrine's shop. All of Kagome's friends had showed up after her mother and granda left, and had planned on going to the movies tonight. Kagome watched the boys flock around the new statue while the girls stood with her in the door way to the shop.
"What's with the ugly baby?" Joey asked, giving the stone infant a knock on the head.
"Another of my grandpa's sure-fire ways of protecting me from boys." Kagome said.
"It's not that ugly," Tea said, "It's kind of cute"
"If you like 'The Blob'" Tristan said, looking at it.
"Guys, things this old carry heavy magic," Bakura said to them.
"I have more magic in one finger," scoffed Kaiba.
"All the same, we should leave it alone," Yugi said.
"Now why can't you guys be more like Bakura and Yugi?" Sango asked from the doorway. "They aren't acting like children."
"I am not a child," Miroku retorted, "I am nearly 20 winters old, and I happen to agree with Yugi and Balura. I sense some strong magic in this statue."
"You're all immature," Tea said, "It runs in the veins of every guy on earth."
"We won't make it to the movies on time if we keep discussing the statue," Serenity said, "And we still need to pick out an outfit for Sango."
"She's right," Kagome said, ushering the girls back inside the main part of the house. "We'll be ready soon. Don't break anything, or my grandpa will go nuts when he comes back."
After the girls were gone, all the guys lost interest in the baby statue. Joey and Tristan both sighed. "Man, I wish Mai could've been able to come to the movies tonight, instead of runnin' off to that contest." Joey.
"I wish Ayumi wasn't grounded," Tristan said.
"What happened?" Yugi asked.
"Her folks caught us makin' out." Tristan said.
"Man, you're a dog!" Joey laughed.
"Watch how you use that term," Inu-yasha warned.
"You both need to learn how to control yourselves around women," Kaiba said.
"And I suppose you haven't had certain thoughts about young Sereniy?" Miroku hinted. "She is quite a beauty."
"That my sister, ya punk!" Joey shouted.
"And my girlfriend," Kaiba scowled. While the three of them argued, Yugi and Bakura noticed that the statue behind them was starting to shake.
"Uh…. Guys…" Yugi tried to warn them.
"Say, Yugi," Tristan asked, "How far did you get with Tea last time?"
"I… uh…" Yugi stammered, blushing. The statue was starting to glow.
"We shouldn't be discussing these things," Bakura said, growing nervous.
"Why?" Inu-yasha asked, "You and Sango still not getting anywhere?"
"Don't feel bad," Joey said to Bakura. "Not all men can be 'love machines'" As the guiys started to laugh, the statue shook violently, and it's glowing intensified.
"What the-?" they all said, all finally noticing the statue. Then, there was a flash of light, and they guys all cried out in shock and fear! The whole room was engulfed in bright light white… Then, with a loud BOOM, all was still.
The girls came running from Kagome's room, and hurried into the shop. "Guys?" Kagome asked, opening the door, "What was-?!" All the girls looked in the room, and gasped. The guys were gone! All that was left were their clothes, piled on a heap in the floor.
"Where'd they go!?" Tea cried. Behind her, Serenity scream.
"LOOK!" Serenity shouted, pointing at the clothes. "There's something moving in there!" The girls looked on in fright as the lump that moved in Inu-yasha's kimono crept further towards them. Then… out poked the a tiny, white haired head that had two little fuzzy ears on top, and two big, confused golden eyes. The little thing looked up at the girls…
"Awwwww!" they all cooed. "He's so cute!" Then, other tiny heads poked out of the rest of the clothes. One had Yugi's outrageous hair, another with white hair looked around, and seemed scared. Another with gold scruff on his head just looked up, and one without hair looked at the blond one, and another baby with black hair did a summersault out of Miroku's clothes. And last, a brown haired toddler with blue eyes grabbed at what was supposed to be Kaiba's shirt, and looked around with the cutest scowl on his face.
"Oh no!" Kagome said, coming out of the initial reaction girls had to adorable infants, 'Grandpa said that that statue protects girls from dishonorable men by putting a curse on them."
"You mean, those are the guys?" Tea asked, now horrified.
"My boyfriend's a baby!?" Sango exclaimed.
"All the boys are!" Kagome dismayed. The girls looked at the babies in the floor. Baby Yugi began to suck his thumb, and baby Inu-yasha looked up at Kagome, and let out a loud, angry wail, while baby Kaiba clutched his shirt, and said fiercely, "Mine!"