Talon: Hey! This is Talon, the author of this story!

Skittles: And I'm Skittles! I help whenever she has writers block or is going to kill Hiei!

Talon: Now, remember, WE DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO!!!

Skittles: we don't?

Talon: Well, maybe if someone hadn't spent all of my money on Hiei plushies...

Skittles: Are you ACCUSING me?

Talon: Let me think-yes.

Skittles: Can we just start my story?

Talon: It's my story!!!

Skittles: Whatever!

Camp of Horrors- Prelude

"You're sending us WHERE?!?!?" Yusuke yelled, a look of terror on his face.

"To a summer camp to investigate recent demon energy there." Koeima replied.

"Let me get this straight. You're sending us to a stupid ningen torture chamber where we have to pretend to be thirteen to investigate?" Hiei said.

"Yup!" Koeima said, oblivious to the hidden razor in Hiei's voice. "Unless, of course, you would like to spend the rest of your life in jail."

"When do we leave?" Hiei said dully.

"Well, your plane leaves tomorrow."

"Wait just one minute. Plane?!? Just where is this place?" Kuwabara said.

"It's in a small town in Massachusetts."

"And that is... where?" Yusuke said.

"It's in the United States. You might want to pack. Here's some information on the camp." Koeima said, handing them all a slip of paper.

Hiei stormed out. Kurama ran after him, probably to threaten- er... convince him to go. Yusuke and Kuwabara exited together, both wondering why the hey the toddler would sign them up for camp.

Talon: Short, I know... Hopefully, the chapters will be longer. I will probably update every Saturday, but it depends on how much time I have free and how many reviews I get.

Skittles: REVIEW!!! We will try to answer all reviews Personally if they address a comment, etc.

Talon: I didn't know that you of all people could sound smart?

Skittles: Oh, shut it! At least I don't squeak and say "Kuramie" every time we talk about Yu Yu Hakusho!!!

Talon: Oh, and the camp is slightly based on a real camp!

Skittles: That we both go to! Not the best camp there is!

Talon: Hey, it's better then the camp I was at for two weeks. You haven't even read the story, just bits I read to you over the phone!

Skittles: And... your point is?

Chapter 1: Packing is coming soon!!!