A/N: The moment you have been waiting for. YES. TODAY IS THE DAY. That I start a 100 Theme Challenge. It's all about Cracky Romance.

I will give out the themes if anyone wants to try them out. :) They'll be on the bottom Author's note.

FIRST UP: South Italy x Hong Kong

T for Cursing and Romano.


-Shut up-

"So, I was walking to school one day and I found this cat standing out there like an idiot. And like, like, like, blah, blah blahblablablablablablabla." Hong Kong opened his mouth and started talking very much. Romano sighed, knowing how long he's going to stay here if he lets the Panda Bastard continue.

Romano had an idea! It was embarrassing, but it would work.

Romano leaned toward Hong Kong's face, to see that he was STILL talking randomly about his day. As much as Romano would LOVE to hear about Hong Kong's day, Hong Kong needed to SHUT THE HELL UP.

Romano got close to Hong Kong's lips, to the point that he can kiss him right there and now. And he did.

"M-Mr. Romano why did you like, d-do that?" Hong Kong stuttered, obviously flustered by the sudden action. His face started to heat up in embarrassment. Romano sighed and patted Hong Kong's head.

"I-It was just to make you shut up, that's all. D-Don't expect me to do it again!" Romano yelled, blushing red as well. He can't believe what he just did.

"….Can we like, do it again, anyways?" Hong Kong asked innocently. He wasn't pouting, but keeping his regular face.

"W-What? N-Nooo- Ugh….F-Fine…" Romano exclaimed, but eventually agreeing. He blushed once more and got closer to Hong Kong. He kissed him on the lips, and Hong Kong smiled slightly and kissed back.


A/N: FJHEDKJDFH First time writing Yaoi. I bet that I failed. You are free to request any pairing. BUT IT MUST ONLY BE CRACK. It can be yaoi, het, or yuri. Not with an non-living thing, though. Because I hate Iceland x Fridge.

The themes? Here we goooo!

Themes

Shut up [x]

Water

Gum

Phone

Crush

Color

Manga

Closets

Panda

Cup

Ramen

Bottle

Pocky

Rocks

Computer

Phone

Marker

Sticky Notes

Leaving

Breaking

Glass

Kiss

Hug

Angel

Hands

Heart

Butterfly

Vocaloid

Music

Tricks

Magic

Mistletoe

Hate

Spoons

69

Red

Pokémon

Pencil

Stop

Look!

I-I-I…like you!

Bunnies

USB

Guitar

Bands

Tears

Wires

String

Hair

Braids

Light

Flowers

Notebook

Drawing

Shelves

Moving

Verbs

Fragments

Words

Nothing

White

Monochrome

Superhero

Nuts

Door

Temperature

Bathroom

Dress

Make-up

Oranges

Chocolate

Homework

School

Hell

Love

Fortune

Luck

Ball

Outside

Dreams

Reality

Life

Goes

Away

Forever

Internet

Mouse

Playstation 3

Blogs

Story

Fanfiction

If it's not 100, sorry…

Oh, and review! It would make me VERY happy! :D