French Narrator: Ah, a nice sunny day in Bikini Bottom...wait a minute...zis is not Bikini Bottom! Where am I!?
FireCrescent: Konoha
French N.: Konoha?
FireCrescent: DUH! Haven't you ever been on land!?
French N.: No.
FireCrescent: Nah, who cares...
French N: Why am I here?
FireCrescent: I kidnapped you, thats what ((innocent face))
French N: (whispering) Great, now I'm stuck narrating for an idiot...
FireCrescent: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
French N: Huh? Did I say something? Uh...where do I start narrating?
FireCrescent: ...well, lets put your ultimate narrating powers to practice...we start in Naruto's bedroom!
French N: Huh?
FireCrescent: Oh come on, I'll show you...
(AT NARUTO'S BEDROOM!! (fanfare))
French N: ...um...zis is it?
FireCrescent: Yes, it is. All you have to do is say some--
French N: I know that already!
FireCrescent: Oh. Well it's gonna be tougher then last time 'cause seriously, Konoha ninjas will beat you up.
French N: I could just--
FireCrescent: NO!!! IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY!!!
French N: sigh so narrating powers are actually for attack?
FireCrescent: Yea. No defense.
French N: But--
FireCrescent: WHO FRICKIN' CARES!? JUST DO SOMETHING!
French N: Fine. Naruto woke up and did the chicken dance.
(Naruto wakes up and does the chicken dance)
Naruto: AAH!! WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING!?
FireCrescent: Good, now all you have to do next is call somebody in here.
French N: Who is there to narrate in here?
FireCrescent: There's Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Sasuke, Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Tenten, Neji, Rock Lee...you know...those ppl.
French N: Ok...Then Sakura and Shikamaru walk in and see Naruto's little fowl preformance...
(Sakura and Shikamaru magically walk in, not knowing what's going on...)
Shikamaru: What the...? Hey, I'm still in my PJs!
Sakura: Who wakes up at 3:00am anyways? (rubs eyes)
FireCrescent: 3:00am? It said 7 on my watch...
Sakura: WHA!?!?!?! WHO ARE YOU!?!?
FireCrescent: Never mind me, you're here to watch (drumroll please!) Naruto do the Chicken Dance!
Sakura: ...so?
French N: I can make you laugh!
Naruto: NOOO! DON'T MAKE THEM LAUGH!
FireCrescent: Um...yea, don't make them laugh...this is not the severe training yet...
French N: Why am I doing zis all over again!? For crying out loud, I'M A PRO AT NARRATING!
FireCrescent: You didn't do anything on Spongebob...all you did was "Ah, what a beautiful morning" and "It looks like Spongebob's up to something"!
French N: Good point.
Sakura: Who watches Spongebob anyways?
FireCrescent: I do
Shikamaru: Spongebob has the power to make anyone of any age watch it. I've had experience.
FireCrescent: So has my dad! HE LOOOOOOOOOVES SPONGEBOB!
Sakura: You two are weirdos.
FireCrescent: Weirdo and loving it.
Shikamaru: Weirdo and--SAY WHAT!?
FireCrescent: ...French N, lets get outta here...
Naruto: Wait, what about me!? You can't just leave me like this! UNDO THIS CRUEL...THING!
FireCrescent: Should we, French N?
French N: Yeah sure, why not? Naruto stopped dancing and went off to relax on his couch.
Naruto: MY LEGS! AND MY ARMS! HOW THEY HURT!!!
FireCrescent: WAIT! Sakura and Shika haven't left yet!
Shikamaru: It's ShikaMARU not Shika!
FireCrescent: Whatev! Shika is easier to say, and plus it makes you sound like a little bunny.
Shikamaru: WHAT!? LITTLE BUNNY!?
FireCrescent: Fine, fine...I'll call you Shik then.
Shikamaru: Oh fine.
French N: Shikamaru and Sakura left Naruto's little apartment back to...to...to..
FireCrescent: Well, since its 3:30am now, they went back to sleep in their beds.
French N: Right...back to sleep in their beds.
(Shika(hehheh, little bunny) and Sakura poofed back into their beds, having only known that this experience was a dream).
Naruto: You're so cruel! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!? IN FRONT OF SAKURA!!!
FireCrescent: WHAT!? YOU'RE BLAMING ME!?
Naruto: yeah.
FireCrescent: It was French N who did that!! NOT ME!
Naruto: What does 'N' stand for in his name?
FireCrescent: If I let you know, all my laughing days are gonna be over.
Naruto: How?
FireCrescent: Oh...you'll see...(evil grin)
Naruto: I don't like that grin...(gulp)
FireCrescent: You'll get used to it.