Really short drabble, I know. I usually hate drabbles, but how could I drag this one out?
Nope, I don't own Avatar. If I did, WE WOULD KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ZUKO'S MOM ALREADY.
"Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished...
"Actuslly, that wasn't the only time he vanished..."
"AANG!" Sokka hollered desperately from where he was crouched on the toilet. "Are you still there? There's no paper in this stall! Aang?!"
Unknown to Sokka, the airbender had taken off without a care in the world to go shopping.
"AANG, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!"
Three hours later...
Aang grinned as he entered the Gaang's temporary headquarters. "Hey there, Sokka!" Noticing a particularly nasty scowl on Sokka's face, he queried, "What's wrong?"
The glare Sokka shot him was oozing with aggravation. "Aang, have you ever had to wipe your butt with sandpaper? Huh? Because that's all that was in the bathroom, left over from when they were doing renovations! On top of that, I probably have hemroids since I was on the toilet for two freaking hours! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!"
Aang chose that moment to vanish again...and Sokka ranted in annoyance incessantly until Katara consoled him, pacifying his rage with some much-required ice cream.
I have no idea what the heck I just wrote...