sleepingdreamer08: This story was inspired by my best friend/ lovable idiot who's a lot like Naruto.
SUMMARY: One-shot "Hinata-chan, tell me the truth. Will you still love me even if I have an addiction to ramen?" In the end, Naruto will always be hopeless NaruxHina with slight SasuxSaku
ChAracTeRs: Naruto
Hinata
Sasuke
Sakura
"Flippancy, the most hopeless form of intellectual vice."
-George Gissing
"I'm back-Sakura-chan! Is that really you?"
"Yes. If you don't mind, Naruto…please stop staring at me…"
…
"Naruto…"
"G-gomen Sakura-chan! I-t's just that your shirt was showing too much an-!"
"Dobe. What were you saying about Sakura?" (fists clenching)
"Oi, teme! I was just saying how her shirt was showing cleavage and…"
…
"Sakura-chan…why are you carrying a drip? A-and why are you pointing it at me?"
"Because… Naruto-kun, I'm pissed off…"
"Teme…why are your snakes coming at me?"
"Hn"
…
"Eh? Wh-what am I doing her-Hinata-chan! Are you my nurse?" (hugs tightly)
"N-naruto-kun u-um" (blushes then faints)
"Ah! Hinata-chan!"
…
"Naruto! Why were you screami-"
"Sakura-chan! I just hugged Hinata-chan and she fainted! Is she sick or-Sakura-chan…why are you looking mad?"
"Naruto…do I see your hand touching her butt?"
"Ah! Sakura-chan, please listen! I didn't do anything I swea-"
"Shannaro!"
"Itai…"
…
"I feel like having ramen today…"
"Dobe…you always have ramen"
"So what? Ramen is the best, dattebayo!"
"…Your addiction towards ramen is disgusting that even I don't want to be near you right now…"
"Teme! That's not true! No matter what I eat, even you will still love me!"
"Hn"
"I'll prove it! Dattebayo!"
…
(knock, knock)
"N-naruto-kun, S-sasuke-san, what are you doing here?"
"Hinata-chan, tell me the truth. Will you still love me even if I have an addiction to ramen?"
(blushes furiously)
"O-of course"
"Dobe, why'd you ask her, she's in love with you"
"Eh? Is that true Hinata-chan?"
(sigh)"You didn't notice? She had a crush on you since we were genins dobe"
"E-eto…I…"
"Come on Hinata-chan! I have to take you on a date!"
"E-eh?" (faints)
"Ah! Hinata-chan!"
(sigh)"Dobe…"
…
"Isn't this nice Hinata-chan?"
"H-hai Naruto-kun" (blushes furiously)
"I wonder if Sakura had a crush on me too"
"A-ano?"
"That would explain why she keeps punching me!" (stands up and grabs Hinata)
"M-matte, Naruto-kun! Where are we going?"
"To the hospital!"
…
"Sakura-cha-Sasuke-teme? Why is your tongue down Sakura's throat and why are you shirtless and-"
"A-ano…" (faints)
"Hinata-chan!"
"…Dobe, you're hopeless"
sleepingdreamer08: Ta-da! It's a very short story but I hope you all like it :)) Want to comment? Hit that review button! (You know you want to :P)