I was listening to the Happy song and I thought of Roxas and Sora. And well this is what came out. Enjoy!
I Do not own Kingdom Hearts or the Happy Song by Liam Lynch
Soras singing
Roxas singing.
"Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the Twilight Town Talent Show! Our First Act is Sora and his brother Roxas singing The Happy song. Enjoy!" The announcer stepped off stage and singled for Sora and Roxas to step up.
Taking took a deep breath as Sora pushed Roxas out in front of him as they walked on to the make-shift stage.
"Thanks for coming everyone!" Sora said with a smile. Roxas on the other hand, just stood there, being Roxas.
The music started and Sora began singing.
"I am really special 'cause there's only one of me look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long. Oh, oh, oh I'm so happy,"
"I can barley breath" Roxas cut in
Sora glared at his partner but went on with the song "puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth watch out all you mothers, I'm happy-"
"It's Hardcore"
"Happy as-"
"-A coupon for a $20 whore"
"I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me, happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy"
Sighing Roxas tried to get walk off stage but was pulled back by a non-to happy Sora " I cant do this man, I'm not happy." He said, but Sora pushed him back towards center stage.
"I am really special, 'cause there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me. These are my love handles, and this is my spout, but if you tip me over-"
"Then Mama says knock you out."
"I am special, I am happy"
"I'm gonnaheave"
"Welcome to my Happy World-"
"-Now yet your shit and leave"
"I'm Happy, I am good, I am-"
"I'm Outta Here! Screw You!" And with that, Roxas walked off stage and very far from his crazy-and now pissed off- brother.
Yea I know. Major crack, but I think it's funny. Review?