Chapter 1: It all started at lunch. It was a dreary Monday and Brenda was going to make a sandwich. Unfortunately Brenda was weak and struggling to open a jar of peanut butter. This was not the first time Brenda had struggled with this. Suddenly she had an idea that would change the world forever. She wanted to form an elite team to help her and others with similar struggles. Being a retired game maker, she knew the best place to find great warriors was the Hunger Games which was conveniently located down the street. Having access to the claw, she grabbed the tribute Tuula. The claw was very tight on Tuula which made her regurgitate Tina whom she previously ate. Brenda determined both had great skills. Brenda was so excited she screamed.
"I have an idea, but you are going to have to come to my office... It's pretty secret." Brenda said quietly.
"I had an idea to form an elite team that could help the world with daily struggles."
Tuula stopped lifting her weights and looked at Brenda with interest. Tina looked up from her book she read when she wasn't running track. Suddenly a pack of wild chickens interrupted the meeting and were calling Tina mom. This happened often since Tina's legs did look like they could snap in an instant and who knows if they are the same orange color because her legs are always hidden behind a way too tight track suit. Then Tuula got up and screeched since she had a horrible fear of chickens and eggs and they all ran into the forest. They all agreed this had to happen. They voted on the name The Revengers for their team. Brenda used some money that she kept in in her microwave for emergencies to send out a commercial for them. Then they got their first call. Tuula got too excited and jumped up and down and a record 15.7 earthquake was recorded. Brenda attempted to look professional by putting a pencil in her hair but it ended up in her ear drum. And finally Tina did a few laps around Tuula to express her excitement. They had all been celebrating so much they realized that they forgot to answer the phone. Brenda, embarrassed, redialed the number to hear the voice of a Mexican man speaking extremely fast Spanish. She did however understand two words... They were "taco" and "burn". That was enough for them to get on their way to help. They hopped in their Oscar Mayer Commercial vehicle and they were off. They stopped for a burger because Tuula got hungry. Once they arrived at the scene the man was on the ground crying while holding his hand. Sheila, a local villager, translated everything he said and they found out he bit his hand instead of the Taco and also burnt his hand on the taco. They grabbed the nearest bandaid and healed the poor man. Brenda hated when Sheila showed off her Spanish so she snarled and "accidently" whacked Sheila into the middle of the highway. The man wiped his tears and asked someone to kiss it to make it better because his mom wasn't there to do it. After that the man invited them into his home for a fajita dinner. During the dinner the man continually said "gracias" and sniffed his bandaid. Tuula and Tina seemed to be fond of Sheila and invited her to be a member of the Revengers. Sheila was reluctant at first but once she saw how badly Brenda didn't want her to join she did join just to be a troll. She had nothing better to do anyway. The man just kept smiling and nodding his head at their English. Tuula was trying very hard not to laugh since he was missing a tooth but Brenda calmed her down. It was getting dark so they packed their stuff and headed home.