Don't know where this idea came from. My mind is a weird place.
"If you continue this, you will annoy the neighbours." Kai had to stop at that. Did he hear right? He had to stop because….
"AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA,hahah" The laughter continued for a good minute before it died off. "I'm sorry, you want me stop stealing your chi because it's rude to your neighbors."
"They are not people who take rude interruptions well."
At this they both noticed something. The sky had turned red. And the energy had changed as well. First there was warm sunlight and peace of Oogway's influence, then the dark and green and brewing storm of Kai's and now this red and feeling of a volcano trying not to burst.
The cracking of stone drew their attention to one of the many floating islands. Standing there was a man, with white hair on his head and thick muscle, his tattered pants blowing in an angry breeze and his metal covered fists clenched.
"Who ruined the quiet?" His voice was quiet but it held all the power of a storm about to hit. Oogway just pointed at Kai, while the bull just scoffed. "And who are y-" he was interrupted by a fist squarely to the snout. Oogway dropped boneless, using his staff to stand before a hand was offered. It was attached to a beautiful woman, with pale skin, dark hair and a peaceful smile, dressed in a lavender dress.
"We may want to get comfortable." said Durga. "I think my husband is going to take his time."
And so they each took a seat under Oogway's peach tree, and watched Asura vent his Wrath on Kai across the spirit world.