Kidd and Nami were aguing about who was better at navigation, as they passed her captain's quarters. They were just about to walk past, when...
"-NnngGghhh! L-Law... HARDER" They both froze.
That voice was...But... Nami thought, her body frozen in place as she attempted to turn her head towards Kid but failing miserably and instead turning to face the doors to her captain's room.
"O-One more spin, Mugi-wara..ya!"
They heard Law grunt out as the sound of something - or some-ONE- hitting the floor, groaning out in pain.
"D-Damnit, L-Law! That hurt!' they heard Luffy whine, sounding like when he whines for food... - only sexier. Before either Kidd or Law knew it, they heard yet another suggestive sound.
"G-Goddamnit!" They heard Law curse, as it was his turn to hit the ground. They heard Luffy giggle.
"Shishishishishi! One more try?" he had asked teasingly in a pipped up voice.
"oh, believe me, we shall~" Law practically sung.
Nami couldn't take much more of it, and apparently Kidd couldn't, either. What did that conniving bastard think he was doing to Luffy?! To LUFFY. She fumed and burst into the room, with Kidd close behind.
"STOP HAVING HARDCORE BOUTS WITH OUR CAPTAIN!" She shouted FURIOUSLY, statling both occupants of the realtively messy room.
"B-Bouts?" Luffy stammered, confused. Law's shock quickly turned into a smirk as he quickly got up off of Luffy-ya. Slowly, he disentangled himself from Luffy's grabbing hands, while the owner still lay on the Twister game board. "Naaaww, Trafa-guuyyy.~" he whined, also getting up off the board and following after a rather pink Law.
Nami and Kidd slowly glanced at one another. "Never mention this to anyone, promise?" Kidd said, shock and embarrassment still evident on his face. Nami slowly nodded. "IF you won't, I won't. It's a deal."
And, with that, they both went upstairs leaving the twister board game where it was. For any other "further uses" they could use it for. But by the time they got updeck, everyone was asking why they had gigantic nosebleeds and their faces were red and Chopper forcedly pushed them into the sickbay for a checkup.