At last summer had reached the quiet little mountain town of South park in Colorado and the now carefree happy high school students had now broken up for 8 long glorious weeks so theird be no homework or nagging teachers or strict rules to follow and for one group of freinds oh boy it was going to be one great summer to remeber

For weeks they'd bribed their parents to all go on holiday alone no parents what so ever and as they were almost adults now themselfs their parents agreed to it as long as they called home every night to say they were okay so as Kenny and Kyle could now drive Kyles parents hired a camper van and the gang headed for the nearest coastle town for a forget night of fun

Kyle who was now 17 could now drive and also he was very mature for his age and had really grown up overnight it seemed his good freinds Stan and Kenny could also act mature at times too but other times they acted really childish that annoyed Kyle but they were also going on holiday with Kyle along come with Butters Cartman for some reason he'd wormed his way into the. Group and had amazingly got on Kyles good side being nice to him so in the last few weeks of school Cartman was Kyles freind and no Jew or Holocust jokes were told and Tweek came too still hyper as ever and addicted to coffee and also he and Craig had a burst up and Craig was going to Florida with Token and Jason and also the girls Wendy and Bebe were going too and they let Karen Mccormic too Kenny didn't trust her being left behind home alone with his parents who were still together and had lots of troubles and were trying to sort them so their was still. Screaming and shouting and abuse going on in his house Kenny was surprised they were still together and hadn't split up years ago

The trip had been planned since after Xmas really as a last year at school celebration yet Kyle Stan Butters and a few other boys plus Wendy Bebe and a few other girls were all staying on at school but Cartman was leaving he wouldn't be missed and poor Kenny had been kicked out of school since before Xmas but he didn't mind he helped his dad in the scrap yard sometimes and learned to drive their even though he didnt have a licance so drove round the yard and was also he was forced to do a youth training schem or his welfair would be stopped yes even Kenny was claming welfair now and Karen she was still at school and doing well she wanted to work with children when she got older helping them and his brother had ran off somewhere and was living with his girl freind and new baby son also Kenny missed the school prom but didn't care really he did go and see his freinds leave for the fancy hotel in their posh stretch limos Stan and Kyle had a fancy strech limo all to themselfs a big white one the girls crowded in a huge pink one with balloons and pink ribbons up the front bridle style

Kenny wouldn't have minded a ride in the limo as he'd never been in one before or to get to wear a fancy Tux and have a beautiful girl on his arm so the nearest he got to all that was seeing his freinds off then he sadly went home to his drunken dad and his mom who was stoned again but at least now Kenny got to go on the trip with his freinds and that made up for missing the prom

So in the camper sat Kyle and Stan in the front and the rest in the back all were excited and happy looking foward to their vacation

Are we their yet moaned Butters as he sat glancing out the window next to Bebe and Wendy watching towns and fields and mountains zoom by I'm soo bord the blond said yawning

Nope not yet I told you that like 2 minutes ago Butters we have a long way to go now I will tell you when we arive okay said Kyle keeping his eyes on the road

Well how much longer have we to go then Whinnied Butters and getting tuts and groans from the others

Look Butters didn't you hear me say to you we have quite a while to go yet now if I hear any more whinning I'm sorry Butters I will give you thise spare map and dump you and your luggage at the road side so shut up back their okay sighed Kyle looking in his mirror at Butters who was looking fed up

Aww you wouldn't Kyle the blond panicked I'd be lost he added

Oh beleive me I would and you have a map their so follow that and you'd find us eventually Kyle sighed

Can I sit up front I'm getting a bit sick here Butters moaned

Oh eww don't you dare be sick over us yelled Wendy making a face

Butters im warning you and no you will get a turn to ride up front later Kyle sighed

Amazing it's not fatass that's moaning whisperd Stan with a giggle

Na he's okay back their and he's got enough food back their to feed all the American troops Kyle laughed as Cartman sat in the very back row himself eating lots of food he hadent changed over the years just got fatter

Soon everyone drove through the country and passed farms

Ewwooo gross Kenny did you just fart Cartman said hitting the back of the blonds head and covering his face with the other hand

Oh god that really stinks everyone agreed also holding their noses

Ewwoo no one breath thise is fatle said Bebe chocking a little Kenny did something die inside you

Wha oh come on guys no fucking way I didn't fart probelly it was Cartman or you lot those who smelt it delt it said Kenny and I say it was fatass with all that crap he's eating back their

Hey enough you pair chill out both of you look no one farted okay it's manure on the fields the farmers use that to help their fields and crops but yeah I agree it does stink a bit but it's not Kenny farting laughed Kyle a bit winding up his window and Stan put his up and sprayed some air freshner to get rid of the smell

Okay those who are nearest the windows wind them up please it's just till we're past thise area

Tweek Bebe and fatass are nearest the windows said Kenny looking at the others

Oh Jeezus what if I break the handle I don't want to panicked Tweek

Oh lean back against the seat I'll get it Kenny and reached over Tweek and put the window up

Okay thanks Ken good put your belt back on now now that's a rule in thise van all seatbelts must be worn and Cartman when you leave thise van mind and take your trash with you I'll kick your ass into next week if I find a candy wrapper or sticky toffee left in thise van Kyle said getting frustrated

Er Kyle can we have the radio on for a bit said Stan reaching towards the radio but his hand got slapped away by Kyle shocking Stan a little

No leave it Stan I can't concontrate with the radio on but you have your iPhone so plug yourself into that Kyle said

Dear God these guys DO NOT make good travel companions on long journays that's for shure wish I had got dad to drive us all down after all he's got way more patience than I have maybe I'm not ready for long drives yet thought Kyle he had become a lot like his mom and didn't have a lot of patience in the recent years and his temper had shortened too but far worse was to come that will drive Kyle nuts

Thats the first Chpt of my new story up hope you like it god I made Kyle bitchy here lol also manure does stink bad lol and that's what we say in our. House when it comes to farts those who smelt it delt it lol nect Chpt coming soon