ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRAIN DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET YOUR WIZARD GENUIS BUTT INTO MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" a livid McGonnagall stalked from her office, shoving cowering students from her wake. An angry 5th year had the nerve to call her a…(author blushes from awful comment!) She rounded viciously on him. "DETENTION!!!!!TWO MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!" she spat before storming towards the cowering (if stone gargoyles can cower) guardian of the unfortunate wizards office. "COCKROACH CLUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!" she cried furiously at the unhappy gargoyle. "Don't open it!" came the pleading voice from above. The gargoyle, realizing it would rather ditch its job then it's head let her in. "Oh, bother!" Exclaimed Dumbledore (as that was who the voice was), as McGonnagall blasted the door out of its hinges "That door was an antique! As am I!" he hastily added to the furious McGonnagall "So please don't' kill me, I've got a wife to feed!"
"I'VE DONE FINE BY MYSELF, NO THANKS TO YOUR RIDICULUS, DISTASTEFUL, IGNORANT SELF!!!!" snapped McGonnagall. Dumbledore sighed
"What've I done now?"
"WHAT'VE YOU DONE?! WHAT'VE YOU DONE?! WHAT'VE YOU DONE?!"
"Yes, that's what I asked"
"I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" she roared, and grabbing him by the beard, dragged him out of his office.