len kaiba sighed. it had been a long day at work/school/DickSucker Park/i dont know and he felt sad. there was nothing at home that could entertain him. they didnt have any friends he could go out with...
"Please..."
len turned around. what was that mysterious voice? was it his saviour? the second coming of our lord and savior, kagamine len?
"Please..Please look at.."
please look at what? len was so confused. what was going on. all he wanted to do was go home from dicksucker park, and now he was dealing with...Mysterious Voices.
"Please look at old fella"
len turned in the direction of the voice, and gasped. there it was, sitting in front of him, a beautiful blue neopet... his heart thumped, he couldnt handle it. it was so beautiful! even hotter than Lord and Saviour Kagamine Len, and that was saying something.
the young kaiba approached the neopet, stretching his hand out to pat its head. "old fella...you're...you're beautiful..." he said, choking up. "so beautiful i might even ask you to..." he trailed off as his pants suddenly disappeared (nan de fuck?) and he showed off his Magnificent Wand. old fella gasped "What. Wh-."
len began to cry "am i not enough for you old fella,,"
"No, baby, shh. Shh." old fella comforted len, patting his back. "We just can't fuck because I am a neopet. I think that's illegal and you're going to jail." old fella motioned behind themself at the road, where a loud police siren went off
"NAN DE FUCK," len yelled, scared and afraid he was a small banana boy he didnt have time to go to jail. "N OT THE POPO!" he continued, making a mad dash for the end of the alleyway, hoping there would be a turn.
there wasnt a turn and lenjamin henry-ethan-gumiya-negpoid "Yo Quiero Tu Chorizo Por Favor Fine. But how we make it? Sonic the Hedgehog!" kaib(rony)a was fucjekd. he was caught by the popo and he was going to JAIL for trying to fuck a neopet.
"NOOOOOOO!" len screamed as he was dragged away by the popo. old fella snickered in the background, "Another victim, gone."