Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of its characters*sighs*. I just manipulate them like my own little puppets*rubs hands together and laughs madly*. 2 guys in white put me in a restrain jacket and wheel me away.

Chapter 1:

Emmett's Big

Mouth

Bpov

Me and Edward were sitting on the couch watching a movie with the rest of the family (including Jacob, I made him sit all the way on the other side of the room so he would touch Renesmee now that she looked 16). Suddenly Emmett jumped from his sit on the other couch opposite us. Rose hit the ground quickly and just as fast stood up and whacked Emmett's head.

"Ouch, Rosie! What was that for?" Complained Emmett while rubbing the back of his head.

"Why the hell did you stand up for when I'm sitting on your lap?" Rosalie screeched at him.

"I'm bored! This movie is stupid! I mean come on POWER RANGERS! I need to do something other than this!" Emmett groaned.

Renesmee stood up "Power Rangers are uber cool!" with a pout that reminded me of my own. I smiled at that.

"Oh, no they aren't they are!" Emmett started too advanced on her small form. Sudden she started to dry sob. I and Edward stood up. A growl ripped though our chests. Irrationally I leaped towards a horrified Emmett while Edward grabbed our daughter.

We landed on the couch when I slapped him across the face "Don't make her ever cry again!"

"That hurt Bella! You don't have to hit me so hard!" Emmett rubbed the spot I had hit.

"Apologize." I stated simply.

He looked sadly at Renesmee then smiled a bit "I'm sorry. But not as much as Jaky gonna be!"

I snapped my head towards them. Renesmee and Jacob were on the couch in much the same position me and Edward were in.

Jacob looked at me with worry "Now Bella. Please be rational. I was just comforting her. You know I love her." He stuttered as he put Renesmee down on the couch and backed away slowly.

"Oh, I'll be rational." I said sweetly. He seemed to calm down but then I hissed "As soon as your head is off of your body!"

I slammed him against the wall "What was our condition of letting you stay here!"

"That I wouldn't touch her!" he whimpered.

"That's right! And now you're going to go back to your house and think about what you did for the next week! Because you're not allowed to back till then!" I hissed at him.

"A whole week! I won't live that long!" he complained.

"That's too bad for you because that's my decision! Now get your wolf butt out here!" I told him with a smile along my face.

He groaned before running out to the woods, turning into a wolf and running away.

I wore a triumphant smile as I returned. The movie had just ended. Everyone else beside Edward, Rose, Renesmee, and Emmett seemed unphased by what had just taken place. I flicked on the lights. Renesmee stretched and yawned in Edward's arms.

I scooped her up into my arms "You tried, Honey?" she nodded while wiping her eye. Edward walked behind us silently.

We ran to her room and gently tuck her when Edward spoke up "Do you want us to read you something?"

"No, I'm really tried already." Renesmee just whispered before drifting off to her dream.

We watched her until she was deep into her before heading back downstairs hand-in-hand with Edward.

Emmett had a grin from ear to ear "Now that the littles people are away it's time for grown-ups to play!"

I scoff while Edward was toying with a piece of my hair "What are you talking about Emmett?"

His grin just got bigger. Edward dropped my hair. I turned to him "What's wrong?" I asked attentively.

Edward just barley stuttered "He wants to play! We have to run for our lives and dignity!"

He quickly turned on his heels and ran for the back door with me right behind him. I had no clue what he was talking about but I had never seen him so scared in my life so it must have meant something.

Alice was too fast for us and shoved just into Emmett grip "Time to play!" he grinned as he handcuffed us together and then to the wall.

"Edward what does he want from us!" I cryed trying to brake the handcuffs but it was no use.

Edward looked at me frantily at me "He wants us to play the biggest winner!"