Disclaimer:We all want to own final fantasy VII, but all i own is the crazy bitch that gets horny hahahaha

Vincent POV

It's a slightly windy night, the clouds in the sky are spread evenly across the sky and the moon is full and high, this I notice as I look out of the window, my human hand holding onto the orange colored curtain that matched the rest of the carpeted living room.

After twenty years I have become accustomed to the fact that Tifa

Knew how to decorate a home, and Cloud simply offered money and muscle for the stuff,

One out of many small details i had noticed about the people that surround me for the most part of my life after the incident with omega, sometimes I remind myself that it has now been thirty six years.

"U-um...Vincent…the dinner is ready." i saw a shy ten year old girl through the corner of my eye,

I nodded and watched her run back to the crowded kitchen where many people were gathered around the food that Tifa, her daughter Irene and Marlene had prepared for everyone.

The little girl that went to the living room to inform me that the food was ready

was Marlene and Denzel's only child, Ella.

Ella was always scared of me, she grew slightly more comfortable with me after a while,

But she always avoided me, and I sometimes caught her staring uneasily at my claw.

In two months and five days I will be turning 96 years old, I am not wise, but I have been taught many things through my vast experience, and I have grown greatly accustomed to these sort of reactions to my claw, and it no longer bothers me. Neither does the mention of the name Lucrecia, I have long ago forgiven her when she apologized for the last time, and time has made her just another person I knew, nothing more than that. The fact that I have discarded my red cape and leather clothing helped me walked through society with as little as glance, and I didn't really need the cloth I used to keep my hair out of my eyes, since I no longer ran around fields at high speeds and there was no other activity that would make my hair disturb my vision. I also took all these years to revive my old hobby in collecting and brewing alcohol of when I was a young Turk. I used to know everything about every type of alcohol in the world, and now I was back to studying what had been produced all these years. "Vincent! Will you stop dozing of and get your sorry butt over here?"

My thoughts were interrupted by Yuffie, a woman in her early forty's now,

She was younger than she looked and had taken an elegant look once she had reached her thirties,

She had grown her hair and wore it up and always wore red lip stick, her clothes no longer consisted of ninja attire, but of traditional wutai dresses, yet she still stole materia whenever it was valuable enough and was still capable in battle, now she was an important person in the WRO military section.

She matured, but she was still bluntly obvious and loud, especially when she was drunk.

"Yuffie, what a way to greet an old friend, you look quite well this evening, how have you been?"

I asked her as I watched her expression change from a frown into a wide smile,

"Im pretty good, feeling better now that Im reminded of your pleasant gallant behavior, and yet you really piss me off…" the last she muttered through a tightened jaw.

"Why is that?" I asked, "Because you look as young as you always have, and I woke up with white roots and a new freaking wrinkle," she said in a harsh tone, very close to shouting.

"I would give you my youth if only that was possible, Yuffie." I said as I began to walk over to the kitchen. "Im sure you would" she muttered sarcastically as she walked behind me.

"Vincent! Wassup! Where ya been?!?" Barret's loud voice greeted me as he put a strong hand on my shoulder, "Ah, Barret, I have been well, and yourself?" Barret laughed good-humoredly,

slapping my back a few times before letting go. "I've been great! Been busy watchin' my lil grand daughter here growin' up, just a while ago she couldn't even walk, and now shes learning to be one smart brat!" he laughed once more, but this time his loud laughter died out, and then he thoughtfully said, "time flies buy, doesn't it?" I smirked and nodded,

Although, I didn't agree with him; time was so slow it was sometimes painful,

Only when I was surrounded like this did time seem to flow normally once more,

Yet when I was alone, a day felt like a week and an hour felt like a day.

This is the time when I always wonder what it would be like to be as human as them,

Where you age, and live your life, and have children that give you grand children, and then you wake up one day and realize you are going to die soon and accept it.

"We need to restock on beer! Who volunteers?"

Cloud asked as he held open the empty fridge, everyone was silent,

And so I took this as an opportunity to take a small leave from all these suffocating thoughts that came to me each time I talked to an old acquaintance.

"What brand, and how much?" I quickly asked Cloud,

He then walked up to me with twenty gil in his hand and held it out to me,

"You're the expert here, aren't you? Why don't you get what you think is best and we'll leave it at that."

I grinned, taking the money and placing it into my black jeans back pocket

"Of course." I replied, "Thanks man!" Cloud said happily. "And hurry up! I don't want you to miss the toast!" I heard Tifa's voice before I had closed the door.

I put my hands in my pockets as I walked through the street that passed by Tifa and Cloud's

Home, and then turned to my first right.

The silence in this empty night was almost complete except for the sound of the wind.

The wind blew my hair into the air and brushed my ears with is cold touch, if I had been human I am sure I would have shivered a bit, instead my developed hearing caught onto a faint yet alarming sound a few blocks ahead of me, I then grinned as I realized it sounded like someone screaming in pain, which meant I would be able to do something I was good at, shoot someone.

OC POV

The bitter taste of dirt in my mouth alerted me that I was certainly awake.

I then remembered why I have subconsciously awakened myself and felt a rush of adrenaline run through my dried up veins, I then realized I should just focus on getting six feet above ground.

I decided not to open my eyes, since I wouldn't be able to see anything,

and focused on learning once more how to use my four limbs, once I was in full control of my arms and legs, I began to dig my way up. The fact that I felt worms and other disgusting creatures on my way out of the dirt gave me a bigger excuse to ignore my rapidly tiring body.

I was so weak I wondered if I looked like a mummy, I probably did.

Finally, I felt on my hand what I knew was fresh air and a small breeze, I worked harder, despite my

Empty guts craving for the blood of the target I have been watching for a semi dormant year.

After what seemed like decades, I was finally out of the ground, breathing in the clean air that

My dried up lungs didn't really need much, but it still felt good to feel them be filled with that good oxygen. I then inspected myself, the lab gown that I wore before I buried myself underground had disintegrated into a useless rag that miraculously hag onto my bony body.

I decided I would have plenty of time to get cleaned up and a new set of clothes and

focused on getting my mummy ass over to where I would greet a very special someone that I have been waiting for, for more than twenty years.

Vincent POV

The sound had come from a house in the corner of a block; the house was in a hill a few blocks by a graveyard. I noticed small piles of dirt in the front lawn and the door was open, and the screaming that I heard previously had ceased into quiet whimpers, I decided I would investigate, to be sure there wasn't something out of the ordinary that would disrupt the world peace that thirty years of hard work had created, not that things were excellent, but they surely were much better.

I then walked up the stairs, passing many paintings and pictures on the walls and walked into the only lit room in the house, taking out the gun that I always carry out of its holster and pointed it at one of the most bizarre things I have seen.
What I saw was an old man in his seventies and a strange looking creature on top of him, its face buried in his neck. The creature looked like a dried up corpse with long white hair, it was strange to see it moving, the old man noticed me pointing my gun at them with strange eyes.

They were filled with fear and what seemed like sorrow, or guilt, or even both.

After being a turk for so many years, these observations became like something automatic to me.

The old man shook his head slightly, which made me lower my gun, tears had come out of his eyes as he focused his attention on the mummy looking creature that held him to the floor with its bony hands.

"M-megumi…i…I am so sorry…I know you will never forgive…what I did…to…you…"

Said the old man in between harsh breaths, and then he closed his eyes.

Not only that, but I noticed that the creature was changing,

The dried skin began to replenish, its limbs grew fatter, and soon it began to shape up in to the body of a woman, and then I realized it was a woman, her hair grew into the strange color of a light toned purple,

And her skin was a little darker than mine, but it was still too pale to be normal.

After blinking a few times, I pointed my gun once more as the woman let go of the old man and lifted herself into a sitting position with a pleasured sigh, her eyes were closed, while her open mouth covered in blood revealed two long fangs, I was slightly taken aback at the view. The clothing she wore were tattered clothes hanging onto her body, it slightly covered a breast and left the other exposed, a pink nipple peeked through a curtain of purple hair and several tattoos displayed themselves on her left rib down to her hip, her arm was also covered in what seemed to be a dragon.

Just by looking at her I could feel chaos waking under the feeling of lust that washed over me,

She was very pleasing to the eye, and it was enough to stir some excitement in me,

Normally Im very calm and controlled, because if Im not, chaos will wake and try to take control of my body. Of course, after all these years I created a trick to keep him dormant when im too busy to control him, but I wasn't planning on anything like this to happen when I was going to a reunion to celebrate the day shinra died out. My trick was to make a deal with chaos, that if he stayed out of my way, I would repay him with a day of freedom, but this would even pick the demons interests, so I decided to keep him dormant, and what I was looking at made it hard for me. I was too busy trying to control myself that i didn't notice when the woman moved behind me, she pushed my hair behind my ear and whispered "who are you?" Her voice was sweet, a low pitch, and had a seductive play to it, it made me shiver.

I felt her lips roaming my neck and pulled away. i wished that I didn't have chaos in me, limiting me to everything I could do, I then put my gun away and closed my eyes, taking deep breaths as I felt chaos being very close to awakening.

"My name is Vincent Valentine, you should put some clothes on."

I said as I felt the woman's breast press onto my back, I heard her chuckle, a rich and pleasing sound to the ear. "I apologize , I'm just not very used to the whole morality that humans use, never really was." I heard her step away from me and then the sound of shuffling somewhere by me.

OC POV

"My name is Megumi by the way." I said as I looked through the drawer that had belonged to my father just a minute ago and decided to go with whatever clothes I could find.

I put on a black t-shirt and some boxers and sat down on the bed where my father lay dead in front of it.

I then studied the man that stood by the door with his arms crossed and eyes closed.

He was quite tall, most likely reached six feet, and handsome as well, since the first time I saw him,

My inner instincts wanted me to…putting that and the fact that his blood smells gloriously wonderful aside, he seemed very calm considering what had just happened.

I sighed, wondering if my confidence in understanding humans well was just a farce.

Normally a human would freak out and I would have to snap they're little neck,

But this one was even polite to me. I then spotted something interesting,

A claw, a metal claw instead of an arm; maybe he isn't as human as I think he is…

Also, those wonderful red eyes I caught a hint of earlier…yes, not a human.

I then decided to interrupt my thoughts and talk to the man I was looking up and down,

"You may open your eyes now Mr. Valentine" I said, my tone sounding very seductive even to me,

I couldn't help it though, Its very hard for me to control my instincts, and this guy makes me want to lose control. Vincent did open his eyes, and he looked at me, I could see a small hint of relief in his expression, but as it came, it left him and he then looked at me with a neutral expression.

"So…what are you, why did you kill him, and why shouldn't I kill you?"

I sighed as his direct questions broke any erotic fantasies my head began to muster as i

Confirmed his eyes were my favorite color.

Unfortunately, I am known to become sexually aroused when I drink blood, and this wonderful eye candy had come at a wrong time to be talking about such unimportant things.

"I guess ill have to behave myself and tell you if I want to make something of all this…"

I muttered as I looked at my deceased father.

"I'm a successful, failed, and illegal experiment, what you could call a vampire.

Really, im just the two month old baby this bastard," I paused to nudge the old mans corpse,

"sold to an illegal lab that was injected with carefully mixed chemicals, mostly mako,

And became what they wanted, a human looking super weapon, one that didn't need to sleep, eat, whose wounds healed, had super human strength, and highly developed senses.

The only downside was my bloodlust and my need for that wonderful liquid that flows through your and every other humans veins. Also…when I drink blood…I get," I paused to bite my lip, my body temperature rising as naughty thoughts came to me as I watched him, I knew my bright blue eyes were staring intensely at him; and then I lost track of what I was saying and without knowing had approached him, pinning him to the wall he was leaning on.

Vincent didn't flinch, but he seemed uneasy, "when you drink blood…you get…?"

He said in a slightly uneasy tone. I liked the sound of his voice, low, deep, seductive even though he didn't try, I just wanted that pleasant voice to tell me how much he wanted to…

I was once more interrupted when I felt an unusually strong grip on my arm, to my surprise it was that golden claw I saw earlier that was gripping my arm, it was threatening.

"hey there, I just met you." He said in a slightly amused tone, "you should keep your distance from me."

I then realized I had leaned in on him and was extremely close to his lips.

"Im sorry…I got…I got carried away, trust me, I'm normally really respectful, I was trained to keep my cool, its just…" I looked away as I felt Vincent's grip on my arm vanish and I backed off and look out of the window. "When I drink blood, my body is replenished, but I also get...I get really horny."

I finally said, not wanting to look at Vincent again.

VINCENT POV

Who would have know that a trip to the convenience store would end in this?

While walking to my destination I find a horny woman in strange circumstances…

"Umm…im going to go to the bathroom, ill be back and tell you the rest of what you want to know."

She said, avoiding eye contact with me.

Well well, what is going on here?

Nothing really.

I look away, ignoring the embarrassed Megumi that ran off.

Nothing? That's no ordinary woman, Valentine, she's a lot more interesting than that.

Yes, I know, your point?

Well, if your interested in her, I want to be there, AWAKE.

No! you know I don't like you messing with my senses or actions

Well lets make a deal, come on! You know its thanks to me that you have gotten many chances with chicks these past years, because if I wasn't here, you would be a corpse in the cemetery.

This isn't the first time you remind me…

I replied irritably as I put the gun back into its holster

Well, Valentine, take it or leave it.

Im not sure I feel comfortable with you there, so no, I am not going to do anything with her,

So you might as well put yourself back to sleep.

I thought as I pushed him back into my mind, but he was struggling against me for control

Come on, just look at her! Im very positive that even if you try, you wont succeed in

Staying away from her.

Well I am very confident that wont happen, because im going to leave right now and forget I ever met her. i thought back as I began to walk down the stairs and over to the door.
your bound to run into her again, valentine, just admit defeat and try to work with me here,

I want to know more about this girl, she has some wicked feeling to her.

Why would you care? There is no demon in her that you could mate with.

Valentine! There need not be a demon, that woman herself is a demon,

You cant see it, but I can, I can see how disturbed she is, valentine,

That woman is just as good as a demon herself.

I sighed as I heard his laughter echo in my head as I continued to walk down the street and finally to the convenience store.

I still don't get your point of interest.

Pleasure, valentine, you get pleasure, and if im there, I get pleasure,

You and I are one in this body, haven't you ever thought of that?

no, because this is my body.

I said as I pushed him far back.

This conversation had dragged for too long, and I was sick of it, so I decided to push him abruptly into slumber with the strength of my annoyance.

hey! i've always wanted to do this!

-Vincent appears apparently out of nowhere-

oh my god! i actually made him appear!

-glomps him-

im so happy im the writter right now!

Vincent:what exactly is going on, who are you, and where am i?

shh, it doesn't matter...just tell the readers to review, cuz

you too sexy fo' your shirt.

-shirt magically disappears, vincents face: O.o'-

Vincent:i feel really uncomfortable...

ok ok, ill get off you now!

Vincent:thank you...

-looks for his shirt-

oh no, hun, you are not wearing a shirt!

Vincent:why not?

because i said so! Muahahahahaha!!!

REVIEW PLEASE!!!!

-disappears, leaving Vincent in a very confused state and without a shirt-