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Ed (EENE) vs. Naruto
The 2 stand in a grass field, Ed with his blank smile, while Naruto stretched his muscles. 3…2…1… fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naruto lunged at Ed and kicked him in the face, but Ed doesn't feel a thing. "What the heck are you made of!?" "An onion!" "That explains the smell!" Naruto jumped into the air "Shadow Clone Jutsu!!!!!!" Naruto makes 6 more of himself "Try this!!!!!!" they all launched ninja stars, but they just plopped on Ed's head "…Pain!" Ed jumps into the air and kicks one of the clones and it pops in smoke. The others were stunned, giving Ed the opportunity to destroy 3 more shadow clones leaving 3 left "I am Ed!!!!! Cheese and macaroni!!!!!" Ed opened his jacket and the stink killed the last 2 shadow clones, leaving the original Naruto clenching his nose. Ed walked up to Naruto "Hug!!!!" Ed hugs Naruto and squeezes him "GLAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ed releases Naruto and Naruto lands on the ground. Just then, Naruto opens his eyes and they become red "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto gets up and his body is covered in red chakra, he has entered Nine Tailed Fox Mode!! Naruto punches Ed in the face, sending him flying across the field; he gets up with a goose egg on his head "PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ed runs at Naruto, but Naruto zigzags at Ed and attacks with a barrage of punches. Ed falls to the ground and his shoe rips and a pebble gets into it, Ed gets mad and gets up " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ed runs at Naruto and punches him in the face! Naruto flips and jumps from the ground and hits Ed in the stomach "YOU DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!" Ed grabs Naruto's arm and swings him across the field. Naruto builds up his Rasingan while Ed gets out Sheldon from his pocket, Naruto runs at Ed and Ed runs at Naruto, Naruto sticks out his Rasingan while Ed sticks out his cheese!! They clash and make a green and blue lightning "THIS ENDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screams and puts all his chakra into the blast "Sheldon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Power of the descendants of Hades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the cheese grows more fungus on it!! The clash explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the 2 lie on the ground… unconscious… TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!