"I AM NOT KYOO!!!! SHUT UP!!" Kristie said having her face turn red.
"Yes you are." I said cooly. With a smirk.
Mostly what we were fighting about was that, Kristie yells and gets mad like Kyo-Kun from Fruits Basket.
"Shut up, you stupid, COW!!!" Kristie yelled smirking.
I leaned back in my chair, and just folded my arms.
"I don't care if I'm a cow. At least I'm not a CAT!"
"I AM NOY KIONA!! AND RATS AND CATS--"Stephen walks in and smacks us both in the head. "Shut up." and leaves.
If this was an Anime, you'd imagine the "…." of it.
Kristie ended the argument with, "Let's watch Fruits Basket!"
So I went on and typed in Fruits Basked Episode "4 lets start there! Kyo gets beat up in this one!"
"Yeah sure whatever just start I'll make some popcorn!"
Kristie makes the popcorn while I watch the episode, and before I know it, I'm in this person house and Kristie lands on a table with smoke around her.
I slowly get up, and hear Kristie while holding her head, "Fuck!"
I opened the door slowly and walk towards the noise from the other room. "Kristie?" I called. "You ok?" I looked around. "Holy FUDGE!!" I yelled.
Kristie looks up, "Oh, boy. Did anyone get the number on the bus?" She asked still little dazed.
"This isn't the time to be stupid. Now GET UP BEFORE I PUT THE DRESS ON!!"
Kristie shot up, and glared, "You, BITCH! Don't tell me what to do!!!""Stupid Kyo.." I muttered. "STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! I'M NOT LIKE KYO!!"
"And BESIDES! I'm a RAT! CATS AND RATS DON'T GET ALONG!!!" She argued.
"Yeah, and I'm a cow without 2 personalities!" I could hear Kristie cursing me out as she mumbled.
"Umm, excuse me, but what are you doing in my house?" Asked the guy Kristie fell on.
Kristie blushed and said, "Sorry…"I helped her up, and got a better look at him "….OH SUGARHONEYICETEA!!! IT'S SHIGURA!!"
Kristie looked at him in disbelief, "There's no WAY! Dude, it's got to be a co player!"
"Umm, or that's really, Shigure, and I SMELL FOOD!!" I said holding my stomach. "Crap.""OK, that's not something to say at a time like this. We're NOT in the house, we're surrounde by people we don't even know, AND YOU MENTION FOOD?!?!" Kristie yelled at me. "Baka." She hit my head.
"Umm, I'm sorry. Where are we? We don't know how we got here." Kristie said and as soon as she said that the guy in the robe was like, "HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS HIGH SCHOOLS GIRLS!!!"
"OK, dude, that doesn't look crazy, where are we?" Kristie asked the pretty boy.
The Pretty Boy said, "Umm, your in Tokyo, Japan.""T-Tokyo?!" I said in disbelief. "We were in TOKYO?! AWESOME!!"
Kristie hit me again. I screeched." Get this threw your slim-jimmy head! There was a light and smoke like in the fan-fic's we are in FRUITS BASKET!!!! I can prove it to!" I walked over to Yuki for I knew Shigure was a class A perv. I huged him much to his discomfort. He turned into a rat.
I looked over to Kristie who was in total shock. "I- It… He…Crap! WE ARE IN FRUITS BASKET! HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE?!?!?! WAIT IF THIS IS FRUITS BASKET THEN THAT MEANS THAT-"
She was interrupted by Kagura running in. she hit Kristie full on and in turn she hit me also. "What did I do!?"
There was a puff of smoke and when I opened my eyes everyone looked bigger. I turned to where Kristie was standing only to see a fox.…