This is a little one-shot that I was encouraged to write. I think its very reasonable too. Prejudice really is stupid.
Prejudice sucks,
You know that's true !
To think of the things,
We all do.
We should be ashamed,
This is all a mess.
A bad thing,
We're not lower !
Not a fact, not true !
Its easy to be rich and arrogant,
Very hard to be a person so true,
Not a lie, not hatred,
We all harbor for each other,
Cause we all know we're failing,
In a task on our shoulders,
Given by god,
Humans are equal,
Not animals, nor birds,
None of us are mammals,
We aren't idiots,
White and Black,
Put it aside, stupid prejudice
That's what it is !
Cause we all know its silly,
Really very stupid,
Prejudice so bad, so deep, so untrue,
Be ashamed its not hard to do,
Cause we all know we're failing,
This is really stupid,
Ugh ! It sucks !
Boy and Girl, Black and White,
Woman and Man, put it aside,
Hate is a bad thing, harbored by us all,
None of us are perfect,
But some of us are just, really, stupid !
Harry and Hermione finished the song. They knew it didn't sound too good, because they only had had 30 minutes to work on the lyrics. The original idea came from their fellow friend and housemate, Neville Longbottom. Neville had read an ad in the "Daily Prophet" about prejudice and how pureblood's were planning to further escalate their hatred for all half-bloods and muggle-borns. Harry had heard it last week, but had stupidly remembered it just an hour ago. Originally, they had an hour. But Ron Weasley, their other best friend kept distracting them. Finally, Hermione kicked Ron out of the Room of Requirement. It was their chosen place to practice. Where they wouldn't be disturbed. New laws would be into place in about ten minutes in the Ministry of Magic.
The plan was that Harry and Hermione would go and sing it in front of half the Magical population of Wizarding Britain. Harry asked the room for a fireplace and some floo powder. An old fashioned fireplace appeared in the middle of the room. Harry and Hermione were already dressed in bright red t-shirts that said: "Fuck all Prejudice !". They were wearing navy blue jeans that had different stichings on how prejudice was really bad.
Hermione was clutching the handmade poster that said: "Only Sheep Believe In Being Higher Than Others". Harry had thought it to be hilarious, so had Hermione. But this could go into history, it could make an impact with the future. Harry was holding the parchment that had the lyrics on it. Both Harry and Hermione had funky hair styles to gain peoples attention. Hermione had been blushing at the thought of disobeying rules from an authority figure, but Harry had threatened to curse her if she backed down just now. It wasn't the time for cowardice thoughts.
Quickly grabbing a handful of floo powder, Harry shouted out: "The Ministry of Magic" ! In a loud voice and stepped into the fireplace before he lost his nerve. Hermione followed just two seconds later.
The duo appeared in the Ministry of Magic where a large group of pureblood's were gathered and talking together in hushed tones, smirking maliciously. No doubt thinking of all the cruel rules they could invoke. Harry who had recently learned about his heritage and ranking as Lord Potter, planned to use it to his advantage. Beads of sweat started to form on both their faces. But Hermione wiped them before it ruined their funky make-up. The Ministry was crowded. Dozens of anxious muggle-borns and half-bloods standing there, filing documents. Pureblood's were scattered everywhere. The few pureblood's who disagreed with prejudice were invoking some sort of ritual at the way back of the Ministry, where they wouldn't have any attention.
They nodded to each other, it was time. They went and stood on the platform. Harry and Hermione both put on the 'Sonorus Charm' for its loud volume. Clearing their throats, they started to sing as loud as they could. Hermione was waving the poster madly, drawing a few chuckles from a few people. They pure-blood suprematists didn't look amused at all. Instead, they looked like they wanted to strangle both Harry and Hermione. When the song was done, Harry gave a full blown speech about 'bloody prejudice', as he worded it. When they were finished, they noticed the light pureblood's finishing their ritual as well. They had been paying attention apparently because Lord Septimus Weasley burst out laughing and applauding at the same time as whistling loudly. That snapped the muggle-borns and half-bloods to reality and they all started clapping.
In the end, none of those rules were put to motion as Amelia Bones, Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement who had been absent, arrived. She immediately put a stop to the rules and all was well.
The incident did go into history and an ample amount of reporters and photographers posted it in the next mornings newspaper.