Full Summary: Lexi and Francesca are best friends and obsessed with the book series, The Mortal Instruments. One day Lexi receives a text message from none other than Jonathan Morgenstern. Not knowing what to do and freaking out, she improvises and uses her knowledge from the book to pretend to be him. When he messages Francesca too, she panics and decides to follow her friend's lead. After a while they manage to get rid of him, but he just keeps coming back to stir up trouble and it's up to Lexi and Francesca to try to fix this mess they've found themselves in. (I'm bad at summaries but we promise it's better than it sounds.)
AN: Hey everyone! Blackquill16, here! So I made this while actually texting one of my best friends AwesomeSauce, so thanks so much to you girl! We had soooo much fun writing these and it was great! Also, thank you so so much to my betas AwesomeSauce and DroidX44 for putting up with my insanity and all in all just being fantastic peeps! *gives cookies to them* So, For most of them Sauce plays Lexi and I play Sebastian, but in one, (It'll be marked when you get to it), I'm as Lexi's best friend Francesca, Besides that, in some I'll be playing Sebastian but with Francesca making a few cameos. So, ya, enjoy! Also, we don't own TMI(Cassandra Clare does) but we do own Lexi and Francesca. One last thing, thank you to google translate for making this possible, couldn't have done it without you.
Hi, AwesomeSauce here. We actually made this while texting each other! We had sooooo much fun writing this so enjoy!
✌️? TMI
AwesomeSauce
Convo 1- The Language Battle
Sebastian: So, "Sebby", *mocks*, I hear you're pretending to be me lately. Apparently ever since I first contacted you?
I don't like it
So, you'll become an Endarkened
Just like everyone in your little gang.
Lexi: I'm already Endarkened. I'm you
Sebastian: You THINK you're me
Lexi: I don't have a little gang
Sebastian: But, tell me dear, do you have proof?
Do you have cold hard evidence?
In other words, do you have the truth?
Lexi: Um, er, we're scared of pigeons.
Sebastian: Lies
All lies
Lexi: Er, I'm scared of pigeons. The pooping, so unnatural.
Sebastian: Oookay, geez I didn't ask for your life story. I asked for proof that you're the real me.
Lexi: Well that would mean you're not you. And you're me.
I'm confusing myself.
Sebastian: I am me
But I am not you, nor will I ever be.
Lexi: I mean, um, *evil laugh*
Sebastian: I cannot be what I am not. All I can be is Jonathan Morgenstern.
Lexi: I thought I called myself Sebastian
Sebastian: Jonathan Morgenstern is me, but believe me, you aren't the absolutely magnificent him.
Where did you hear that?
Lexi: I AM!
Sebastian: Your little gang?
And true, that's what I call myself.
Lexi: No, because I'm you.
Sebastian: But on the inside I am Jonathan Morgenstern
And I cannot change that, nor can anyone else.
Lexi: Yeah, yeah, you think you're Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern.
That's me.
Sebastian: No, I know I am.
You are Sebastian Verlax
Verlax
VERLAX
VERLAC Demons, I hate autocorrect.
Lexi: I invented autocorrect to torture you.
Sebastian: Actually darling, I invented it.
Lexi: I'm not Sebastian, he's dead.
Sebastian: I know, I killed him after all
Lexi: And I'm not your darling.
I mean, um, fine it's me.
Sebastian: Who?
Alexander Lightwood, are you wearing a mask of my face?
So, Alec, why're you wearing a mask of my face my dear?
Lexi: I'm not, Alec. Guess again.
Sebastian: While I am rather attractive, you do not need to pretend to be me.
So, if you aren't Alec, then who is under that facade of my beautiful face?
Lexi: Keep guessing, Sebby.
Hint, hint, you don't really know me too well.
Sebastian: *scoff* I don't have time for games.
Lexi: Well if you want to know who I am, you have to try.
Sebastian: You tell me, or you become an Endarkened, a shell of your human self.
Lexi: I won't! If you don't know who I am you can't make me Endarkened. HA!
Sebastian: Oh, sweetie, you think I don't know who you are?
How cute.
Lexi: Oops, I might've given myself away.
AND IM NOT YOUR SWEETIE YOU MONSTER!
Sebastian: But, if you insist on thinking you're me, wouldn't that make you a monster?
At least I admit to it.
Lexi: Well if you know who I am, who am I?
Sebastian: Anyway, takes one to know one
*scoff* like I would tell you of all people
Lexi: Yeah, I guess. But, hello, actress here!
Who am I?
Sebastian: Refer to the last message I sent
Lexi: Wait, you don't know! *points and laughs*
Sebastian: Yes I do
For those who don't speak Latin, *gestures to you*, I know all.
Lexi: Hahahaha! Jonathan Morgenstern can't figure out who someone is! *bursts out laughing*
I know Latin!
Sebastian: Ridiculous, the mere thought. Of course I know who you are
And no, you do not know Latin
Lexi: I do.
Sebastian: Oh, really?
Then you wouldn't mind a little test?
Lexi: Well if you insist I don't know Latin, who am I?
Sebastian: Like I would tell you
Lexi: And I will take your test.
Sebastian: Okay
Lexi: I accept a challenge.
Sebastian: Nescis Latine mendacium ridiculum insipiens. Nec penitus ista transferre conantur uti scio omnia ergo, ut sciam.
Lexi: I thought you were fluent in Latin, Sebby. Using google translate?
Sebastian: Of course not, it takes time to write a well written sentence in Latin, Not that you would know.
Lexi: (using Google Translate)You do not know English, lies ridiculous fool. I know they try to make use of all things, therefore, has not wholly translate this, so that I will know.
Sebastian: Um no not even close
I'll tell you what I said
Lexi: What? Oh dang it! I translated wrong!
Sebastian: And it took you too long, you used google translate.
Lexi: I can read Latin, I'm just terrible at translating. And I did not!
Sebastian: Yes you did, for those who don't speak Latin, once again you, I know all.
Lexi: I'm going to steal something from your book. It takes time to write a well written sentence in Latin, Not that you would know.
Sebastian: What?
No
That's not what I said
Lexi: Oops, I forgot to take off that last sentence.
You did, see? (Picture of speech bubble)
Sebastian: It's not what I said in Latin
Lexi: I know. I said I translated wrong. I'm bad at translating.
Sebastian: What I said in Latin was, You do not know Latin you ridiculous lying fool. Don't even try to use the internet to translate this, I know all, ergo I will know.
(AN: Around here it starts to turn into a language battle. You don't have to read this, unless you want to read me and Blackquill ramble on about how many languages Lexi and Sebastian know.
AwesomeSauce
PS: I actually know all the languages I said I did. Except for Latin. I don't know a word. )
Lexi: Well I'll tell you something. I know Hebrew. You don't. HA!
Sebastian: Correct, I don't know Hebrew.
But I admit it freely
I don't pretend to know the language
Lexi: Yes! The "great" Jonathan Morgenstern admits he's not so great! I won!
Notice my quotes.
Sebastian: Nope I'm still great
I never said I wasn't
I said I didn't know one language out of thousands of languages
and I prefer to be called Sebastian
Lexi: Phish! I still know something you don't!
HA!
Fine, Sebby.
Sebastian: Yes, and I know something you don't
How many languages do you know?
I know hundreds
Lexi: Yeah, yeah, you know Latin.
Sebastian: Yes, but I also know a lot more of language than you.
You know one I don't know, I know thousands you don't know.
Lexi: Um, er, okay. You got me. I know 3 1/2
Sebastian: E dija që ju gënjyer. Megjithatë, unë nuk e kam.
Mən sizə yalan bilirdi. Lakin, mən etmədim.
Знаех си, че е излъгал. Въпреки това, аз не го направих.
كنت أعرف أنك كذبت. ومع ذلك، لم أكن.
我知道你撒了谎。但是，我没有。
Věděl jsem, že jsi lhal. Nicméně, já ne.
Lexi: Really, Russian?And is that Chinese? And whatever that Middle-Eastern Language is?
Sebastian: It's not Russian
And it's Arabic
And Albanian, and many others
Lexi:
ייתכן שקבלת אותי לשם, אבל אני עדיין יודע עברית ואתה לא. HA!
Sebastian: Alam ko ang lahat, aking mahal.
Lexi: Try that, slimeball.
And no Google Translate!
Sebastian: You said, You got me there, but I still know Hebrew and you don't.
I didn't use Google translate
Not like you would
And while you typed that, I learned Hebrew
Lexi: I don't use Google Translate. I am fluent in Hebrew.
Sebastian: I'm fluent in Hebrew now too.
And every other language
אני יודע הכל, היקר שלי.
Lexi: You know what! I'm done with this language competition. You're probably gloating in Hebrew.
Sebastian: And what I said in Hebrew was, I know all, my dear.
AN: Whew! The language battle is over! I am questioning why we wrote it. Next time, Francesca(with Blackquill writing her) is the impostor and I'm writing as Sebastian. It's actually really fun trying to play a character, especially an evil one, especially one in writing. I have a feeling by the end of the month, Blackquill16 and I will have millions of these! I'm rambling! Next one should be up soon, maybe in a couple days!- AwesomeSauce