A/N: Dedicated to my friend (and Major General Vecpio Trash Officer), TheHunterPersian.

He doesn't know how it happened. One minute they're yelling at each other about money or something equally irrelevant, the next, they're making out heatedly.

Espio had always had a soft spot for Vector, but until now, had never really acted so brazenly upon it. Nor had he ever realized it to be this strong. He didn't know what to think. What he did know however, was that locking lips and intertwining tongues with the crocodile; it was nice. Lewd and wet-sounding and probably really gross when observed from afar, but it was nice.

Unfortunately, the chameleon's nice time was ruined when the Chaotix Detective Agency's third member barged in. He mentally smacked himself, for despite his ninja training, where his senses have been honed to near-perfection, passionately making out with the reptile of your dreams apparently meant that Espio realized, almost too late, that said third member was about to walk in on him and Vector devouring each other's faces. They threw themselves off of each other just as Charmy Bee buzzed into the room.

"Are you guys done yelling?" he whined groggily. "I'm trying to get to sleep!"

Though his muzzle was shaded with a dark blush, Espio replied, with as irritated a voice as he could manage, "Yes. You may go to bed now."

"Yeah. We're done yelling. Go to sleep Charms," Vector replied, also attempting to sound pissed off. His equally vivid blush didn't help matters, but luckily both reptiles had their backs to the bee.

Charmy yawned. "Alright, jeez. You two act like such an old married couple, for the love of Chaos!" he remarked, genuinely irked.

Neither Vector nor Espio thought it possible, but somehow their faces flushed even harder.

The ninja parted lips with the crocodile, the act producing a grossly audible noise, as the chameleon heard the exhausted, thumping footsteps of Charmy in the hallway.

"Code B," Espio announced, ducking behind Vector's large torso, as the crocodile turned to lie down with his back to the door.

Both reptiles relaxed as they heard the sound of the bee going into the bathroom.

"This is ridiculous, Vec," the chameleon whispered frustratedly. "We can't even watch TV together without Charmy interrupting."

"Ya got a point, Es, but isn't that what we kinda signed up for when we took the kid in?" Vector retorted hushedly. "Besides, I never knew you were so frisky."

The other blushed madly before stammering, "O-oh sh-shut up. You m-make it s-sound like we-we're an old married couple."

"We might as well be. Oh, and by the way, you're cute when you're flustered."

"Hmph."

Tentatively, they began kissing again, the chameleon relaxing slightly as he heard Charmy exit the bathroom and stagger into his bedroom. Now, the ninja thought, the real fun can begin.

Espio began jabbing at Vector's mouth with his tongue, and both appendages began entangling with each other, sensuously knotting and unknotting, and vibrating as both reptiles moaned into each other's mouths. Vector was both surprised and confused and a little bit alarmed but mostly turned on by Espio's newfound "energy," and boy, did it show.

The chameleon pulled away, panting heavily, and smirked as he saw just how much Vector liked what they were doing.

It was going to be a long night.

A/N: Ownership of these characters are privileges that I just don't have. I mean, if I did own them, everything you see here would be canon (probably). SEGA does have that kind of privilege however, so ask them to make it canon.

Not sure it'll bear much fruit, but hey, no harm in trying, right?