So this is a little series I'm gonna try. I love both Kurt and Finn, and I thought it would be funny to write little conversations the two of them might have as stepbrothers! :D Finn may be a little out of character, but I think I did justice to Kurt. :) Let me know if I should actually go along with this! Enjoy! Review!

Kurt & Finn: Brotherly Love
.01. Tell Her I Said Hi

"Who are you talking to, Kurt?"

"It's Quinn."

"Tell her I said hi!"

"No."

"Seriously, dude."

"No, Finn. Now be quiet. As I was saying, Quinn, I think that shirt would look perfect on—"

"You're a jerk."

"I know."

"That's lame."

"Good."

"HI, QUINN!"

"Will you please keep it down?"

"Not unless you tell her I said hi."

"No!"

"Well, why won't you?"

"Because I don't want to. Quinn, don't you think Artie and—"

"Blah, blah, blah."

"Knock it off, Finn."

"Make me."

"You should feel lucky that you don't have a stepbrother to deal with, Quinn."

"Hey, I'm the greatest brother anyone could ever ask for."

"No, Finn, you're not."

"I am. Admit it."

"No."

"Jerk."

"Why don't you go hang out with Puck or something?"

"'Cause he said he was gonna be with Quinn all night tonight."

"Quinn, are you currently with Puck?"

"I know she is, Kurt, so why are you asking her?"

"No, Finn, she is not with Puck, and she's not planning on it."

"But he said—"

"He lied. Anyway, Quinn, last night I was watching—"

"KURT, SHUT UP!"

"No! Why are you so annoying, Finn? You're such a goddamn idiot!"

"Tell Quinn I said hi!"

"NO! Shut the hell up!"

"There's no need to yell at me."

"UGH! Quinn, hold on a second, please."

"What are you doing?"

"GO AWAY!"

"Hey! Don't pinch me!"

"Oh, please. That didn't even provide you a soupçon of twinge."

"A what?"

"It means 'a bit of pain,' dimwit."

"Well, excuse me for not paying attention to Mr. Schue in Spanish class."

"'Soupçon' is French, moron!"

"Whatever!"

"Hello, Quinn? Oh, good, you're still here."

"Kurt, tell her—"

"NO! No, Finn! I WILL NOT! So just shut up before I lunge at you and kill you!"

"Oh, stepbrother of mine, violence is never the answer."

"UGH! Quinn, please distract me before I kill your ex-boyfriend!"

"I'm gonna win her back someday, you know."

"Good luck with that, you freaking chucklehead!"

"What the hell is a 'chucklehead?'"

"An airhead! A twit! A moron! An idiot! A boy named Finn Hudson!"

". . ."

"Go die, Finn."

"You first."

"Quinn, please talk to me about something."

". . ."

"Oh, I know! Did you see what she was wearing that day?"

". . ."

"Definitely! It's like she—"

"Hey, Kurt?"

"WHAT, FINN?"

". . . Nothing."

"Ugh. I've gotta go. Talk to you tomorrow night, Quinn."

The Next Night

"Hello? Oh, hey!"

"Kurt, who's that?"

"It's nobody, Finn."

"No, seriously, dude. Who is it?"

"You don't know her."

"I know everyone."

"No, Finn, you don't."

"Just tell me."

"No."

"Tell me."

"No."

"Tell me!"

"It's Quinn!"

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"Will you tell her I said hi?"

"NO!"

". . ."

"So, Quinn, have you been hanging with Puck lately?"

". . ."

"Oh, hold on, I think my dad's calling me. Stay here."

"Hello? Quinn? Yeah, it's Finn. Just wanted to say HI!"

Yes? No? Eh?

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