I've read plenty of these funny text fanfics and I thought, why not write one of my own?

I obviously do not own The Avengers and/or Loki, Phil Coulson, Maria Hill, Nick Fury or any other characters that might feature in this story. I am NOT doing the disclaimer again.

It all started when Thor was feeling quite bored. He remembered that Tony Stark had given him a 'Stark phone' which could be used to text or call the others in what Tony called a 'conference chat'. Who were 'others', you ask? Just all the Avengers and Loki. Any Avenger could add persons of their choice to the chat either permanently or temporarily. Well, Loki could too, but as he had no friends or even good acquaintances except those already in the chat...him adding someone was not anticipated.

Thor: HELLO EVERYONE! THIS IS THOR, GOD OF THUNDER.

Tony: Yeah. Figured from the fact that you are in my contacts.

Thor: I thought it would be best to tell you who I was in the event that you did not have a way of telling, Man of Iron. What is this 'contacts' you speak of?

Tony: It's basically a bunch of numbers with the names of their owners. Where are the others?

Thor: I do not know about the Captain, or Agent Romanoff. Agent Barton is in the training room you have installed for him and my brother is still on Asgard.

Tony: Do you never call Loki by his name?

Thor: Names have power, my friend. In fact...

Loki: Somebody call my name?

Thor: What is it you Midgardians say?...Ah, yes. 'Talk of the devil and he appears.'

Tony: It's speak, not talk and evidently, you were wrong about Loki being on Asgard.

Tony: Unless these phones have amazing reception.

Tony: I could make a fortune then. I can see the ad for it. 'Stark phones: Call from any of the Nine Realms'

Loki: Actually...I'm two floors below you, Stark. Lots of fresh coffee you seem to have. I'm on my third cup.

Tony: Way to burst my bubble of happiness, Loks. Wait...did you say you're drinking my coffee?

Loki: I may be mistaken, but did you just call me 'Loks'?

Tony: Sure did, Loks.

Thor: My brother doesn't quite like...nicknames as you call them.

Loki: STARK! STOP CALLING ME BY THAT INFERNAL NAME! OR ELSE I WILL BREAK APART EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR INVENTIONS WITH MY SCEPTRE.

Tony: WHAT! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Not my robots! Have mercy, Loks.

Loki: STOP IT! NOW!

Thor: Man of Iron, I do not think it wise for you to incur my brother's wrath. He can be quite vengeful.

Tony: Who, Loki? What did he do? Tell on you to daddy because you yelled at him?

Thor: Worse! He replaced my expensive Schwarzkopf: Smooth and Shine shampoo with scented, coloured and thickened water. My hair was frizzy for weeks! You see how diabolical he can be.

Tony: Oh, yes. The terror of frizzy hair! How I'm shaking in my shoes at the very thought! I'm terrified of Loki now!

Thor: I'm glad you understand my fright of getting on Loki's bad side.

Tony: Of course I understand, Thor. How horrible it must be to be separated from Schwarzkopf!

Thor: He is probably planning to take yours away from you.

Tony: He can't. I use Garnier Men.

Thor: Is it any good?

Tony: I...guess. It cleans my hair.

Thor: Do you think I should use it?

Tony: You should use Garnier Women. It would be better for your long, glossy, wavy hair.

Thor: Thank you!

Tony: It wasn't a compliment.

Bruce: Umm...What are you guys talking about?!

Thor: The revenge my brother once exalted upon me.

Tony: BRUCIE! So good to see you. I missed you Brucie!

Bruce: Tony, never, ever, ever call me Brucie.

Bruce: Like, ever.

Tony: Why? Is it because only your girlfriend can call you that?

Thor: You have a girlfriend, ?

Bruce: I seem to frighten most girls away. So no. I do not have a girlfriend.

Thor: I will introduce you to Jane's friends, Doctor. Do not fret.

Tony: You're lying, Brucie. You do have a girlfriend!

Bruce: No I don't.

Thor: You will have one soon enough, Doctor. A Ms. Regina Campbell was quite impressed with you and your feats.

Tony: Bwoocie's got a girlfwiend! Bwoocie's got a girlfwiend!

Bruce: Fine! Yes, I have a girlfriend.

Tony: WOW! Really?

Bruce: Haha NO!

Tony:*sniffles at Brucie's rude behavior* :(

Thor: What is that symbol, Tony?

Tony: While texting other people, you can use these symbols to show winking[;)],smiling[:)] or sadness[:(], geddit?

Thor: Yes I do! Your quite ingenious.

Tony: ^You're

Thor: I do not understand you're strange symbol, Tony.

Tony: ^Your

Thor: You must explain you're text to me, my friend

Tony ^Your

Thor: I told you I do not understand you're text, Tony.

Tony: USE THE GODDAMN INTERNET TO FIND THE GODDAMN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE YOU STUPID, DUMB USELESS EXCUSE OF A MORON!

Thor: You're words are quite hurtful.

Tony:UUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bruce: LOL, if Tony had my powers, he would have hulked out right now.

Thor: Did I do something wrong?

Tony: You MURDERER!

Thor: What?

Tony: You SLIMEBALL!

Thor: I'm sorry, what?

Tony: People like you are the reason why the English language is suicidal.

Bruce: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Thor: Sorry, I was worrying about you, Tony. And I was preoccupied.

Bruce: Something's about to blow up. TTYL!

Thor: What does TTYL mean?

Bruce: Talk To You Later

Thor: Okay. Tell me later.

Bruce:*facepalms and leaves*

Tony: You're worrying about me? Why?

Thor: You might want to tread cautiously around Loki, Tony. He is quite the trickster.

Tony: Yeah, I'll alert JARVIS.

Tony: Wait...LOKI!

Loki:What, Stark?

Tony: Why has JARVIS locked me in my room?

Loki: I have no idea whatsoever. *pouts innocently*

Tony: OH CRAP! JARVIS IS PLAYING BABY NOW!

Tony: AT FULL VOLUME!

Tony: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!

Tony: SOS! SOS!

Tony: THOR? LOKI? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Loki: Call me 'Loks', will you,Stark? Now you can pay for it. Muhahahahahaha.

Hope you like this. To be continued soon...