Hello guys! I missed my home. I'm happy to be back! This is dedicated to my friend (not on ff) she has these hand things which I call socks, which gave me an idea…. Hope you like it


"Hey Remus! Is that a SOCK you're holding!?" asked Sirius, a little confused.

"It's not a sock! It's a kerchief!" said Remus.

"Well it looks like a sock."

"NO it doesn't!"

"Well I'm going to call it a sock from now on!" said Sirius.

"You guys won't too, will you?" asked Remus motioning to the other marauders.

"Heck yeah I will!" said James, siding with Sirius.

"I won't Remus," said Peter.

"THANK YOU!" said Remus, trying to hint James and Sirius should be a little more like Peter.


Sadly Remus's socks just caused more chaos, he always insisted that they were kerchiefs not socks, until the one fateful day.

"Hey Remus, I really like your new sock!"

"Yeah me too, it took me ages to pick the right sock but I-" he realized what he said just then.

"YOU ADMIT IT!" yelled Sirius.

"NO NO, they are NOT socks!" cried Remus, his attempts futile.

"BUT YOU SAID!"

"I WAS WRONG!"

"Nope you are ALWAYS right, so they are now OFFICIALLY socks!"

Remus sighed and walked off, realizing that if you can't beat 'em join 'em.


Well that was fun to write, but i feel like its a little wrong if you know what i mean, please give feedback, but no flames please. Anyway so key

Remus: My friend

Sirius and James: me

And now she ONLY calls them socks so I have done a great favor for her!