The Lucky Fortune!
By: ~Love and Beauty
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Hi Hi! Hello peoplez! Enjoying today? I am! I get to post one of my fav stories ^_^ Alas, another humor (or ATEMPT at humor) story! It's about A lucky Fortune. What will poor Heero do to get that fortune back?! Oiy, the poor guy ^^ Well, i hope you like!
~L&B
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"The sunset is upon you, live long and happy!" Duo read. The G-boys were at a new Chinese Resterant, and they were occupying themselves with eating their fortune cookies while waiting on their orders.
"What's your's say Heero?" Duo asked. "None of your busness." Heero replied. Duo rolled his eyes. "How 'bout you Wu-man?" he asked Wufei. "If you must know....'Triumphing over thy weak aponent, is your strongest feature'." "WOW! That's so true!!" Duo yelled. "What about you Quatre, what's yours say??" he asked. "Kindness will lead you to good fortune." Quatre smiled at the thought of that one. "That shouldn't be too hard for you." Duo said winking. Quatre smiled.
"What about you Trowa?" he asked. "Having good will to others is where happiness lurks." he said not changing his emotions, looking too much like Heero at the moment. "Heero, what's yours say?? Tell me! Please?!?!?!" Duo begged. "No." he said plainly, crumpling up the fortune.
"AWWWWW!!!!" Duo yelled. He grabbed the ball of paper from Heero, wich was a shock to him, and then slid back into his seat to read the fortune. Before he could however, Heero jumped clear across the table, and onto Duo trying to grab the peice of paper. "Get off me!!" Duo yelled. Heero wrestled him on the floor and tried reaching the fortune. Duo threw it to Trowa. "Wha?" he asked. Heero got off of Duo, and leaped at Trowa. Before he reached him, Trowa threw it to Wufei. "Hey! I don't want it!" he yelled throwing it to Quatre. Heero leaped at Wufei, and then at Quatre. "DAAAAHHH!!!" Quatre yelled throwing it in the air before Heero tackled him down. Duo grabbed the paper, and ran out of the booth.
"Omae o koroso Duo." Heero said pulling out his gun. While running, Duo grabbed another fortune cookie from an empty table and kept running. He opened the cookie, ate it and looked at the fortune. (Still running mind you) "Thy has spunk, and wisdom. Yee will find truth in unknown places.....that makes no sense." he said.
He turned the corner after seeing Heero, and then opened up his fortune and made it look like he was reading Heero's. He knew what was coming. Out of the blue, a bullet hit the paper out of his hands and it turned to dust. "A-heh...hiya Heero!" Duo said grinning silly. "Did you see it?!" Heero demanded pointing the gun in Duo's face. "*Gulp* No! I didn't..." he said as he slipped the real fortune into his pocket.
"We must leave, the food can't be waited on any more." Wufei said apearing behind Heero. "Well....we're being kicked out, because of the weapon." said Quatre. "....." Trowa added. "Let's go." Heero said. Duo nodded, and the group walked out of the restrant.
When they got home, Duo looked at the paper. "NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANTED TO LEAVE HEERO!!!" screamed Duo. "What?" asked Heero confused. "Relena was there!!" he called. "How'd you know?!" Heero demanded as everyone else in the house looked at the two. "The fortune was her phone number!!" Duo shouted.
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Hey Hey! Didja like it? I thought it was pretty funny. Well, gotta go, I must make another silly story ^_^ By now!
~Love and Beauty
Disclamer: I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING!!! IF I DID I'D BE AS RICH AS QUATRE!!! LOL ^_^
"I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every monute of it!"
By: ~Love and Beauty
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Hi Hi! Hello peoplez! Enjoying today? I am! I get to post one of my fav stories ^_^ Alas, another humor (or ATEMPT at humor) story! It's about A lucky Fortune. What will poor Heero do to get that fortune back?! Oiy, the poor guy ^^ Well, i hope you like!
~L&B
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"The sunset is upon you, live long and happy!" Duo read. The G-boys were at a new Chinese Resterant, and they were occupying themselves with eating their fortune cookies while waiting on their orders.
"What's your's say Heero?" Duo asked. "None of your busness." Heero replied. Duo rolled his eyes. "How 'bout you Wu-man?" he asked Wufei. "If you must know....'Triumphing over thy weak aponent, is your strongest feature'." "WOW! That's so true!!" Duo yelled. "What about you Quatre, what's yours say??" he asked. "Kindness will lead you to good fortune." Quatre smiled at the thought of that one. "That shouldn't be too hard for you." Duo said winking. Quatre smiled.
"What about you Trowa?" he asked. "Having good will to others is where happiness lurks." he said not changing his emotions, looking too much like Heero at the moment. "Heero, what's yours say?? Tell me! Please?!?!?!" Duo begged. "No." he said plainly, crumpling up the fortune.
"AWWWWW!!!!" Duo yelled. He grabbed the ball of paper from Heero, wich was a shock to him, and then slid back into his seat to read the fortune. Before he could however, Heero jumped clear across the table, and onto Duo trying to grab the peice of paper. "Get off me!!" Duo yelled. Heero wrestled him on the floor and tried reaching the fortune. Duo threw it to Trowa. "Wha?" he asked. Heero got off of Duo, and leaped at Trowa. Before he reached him, Trowa threw it to Wufei. "Hey! I don't want it!" he yelled throwing it to Quatre. Heero leaped at Wufei, and then at Quatre. "DAAAAHHH!!!" Quatre yelled throwing it in the air before Heero tackled him down. Duo grabbed the paper, and ran out of the booth.
"Omae o koroso Duo." Heero said pulling out his gun. While running, Duo grabbed another fortune cookie from an empty table and kept running. He opened the cookie, ate it and looked at the fortune. (Still running mind you) "Thy has spunk, and wisdom. Yee will find truth in unknown places.....that makes no sense." he said.
He turned the corner after seeing Heero, and then opened up his fortune and made it look like he was reading Heero's. He knew what was coming. Out of the blue, a bullet hit the paper out of his hands and it turned to dust. "A-heh...hiya Heero!" Duo said grinning silly. "Did you see it?!" Heero demanded pointing the gun in Duo's face. "*Gulp* No! I didn't..." he said as he slipped the real fortune into his pocket.
"We must leave, the food can't be waited on any more." Wufei said apearing behind Heero. "Well....we're being kicked out, because of the weapon." said Quatre. "....." Trowa added. "Let's go." Heero said. Duo nodded, and the group walked out of the restrant.
When they got home, Duo looked at the paper. "NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANTED TO LEAVE HEERO!!!" screamed Duo. "What?" asked Heero confused. "Relena was there!!" he called. "How'd you know?!" Heero demanded as everyone else in the house looked at the two. "The fortune was her phone number!!" Duo shouted.
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Hey Hey! Didja like it? I thought it was pretty funny. Well, gotta go, I must make another silly story ^_^ By now!
~Love and Beauty
Disclamer: I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING!!! IF I DID I'D BE AS RICH AS QUATRE!!! LOL ^_^
"I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every monute of it!"