Behind the scenes with the baddies

by WolvesRule612

Behind the scenes with the baddies makes you view the story from a different and way more whacked out viewpoint. The first chap explains, more chaps are the story, read first or it won't make sense. R'n'R.

I normally write things different from the style most users here write, so bear with me.

Chapter One: The Real Reason

"It all began, when Saroun made THE DONUT!! He forged out of the heat of the oven of Mount Doom, and he poured his hate (for toast, as toast is the only competition for donuts), and whoever bore the ring had the power to EAT THE DONUTS!! And he made some random amount and gave them away to random addresses which were apparently rulers of Dwarves and Elves and Humans. But he made one last donut, one donut to rule them all, one donut to find them, one donut to bring them all, and one donut to bind them! But the stupid humans and elven alliance attacked the very gates of our great land called Krispy Kreme, and killed our leader, but when they had the oppurtunity to eat THE DONUT they didn't and so we had some orks attack them and killed their leader, but the donut fell into the water, so we didn't try to get it, but it fell into the hands of Smeagols cousin what-ever-his-name-is and Smeagol killed him for it, good man, and took it for himself, calling it precious, but he was foolish with the donut and so lost it to Bilbo Baggins. And that is what started the Lord of the DONUTS!"

If you haven't noticed I will be changing a few things, maybe even plot line development.