Note: This is an edited version of my original screenplay. There is some author notes that I didn't include in the original and I felt were needed in this. I hope you enjoy my writing! ^_^
This is a remake of Episode 4 from Season 1, where Ciel is dressed as a girl. XD But in this "remake" it is as if Alois and Ciel already knew each other even though in the anime series Alois doesn't come in until Season 2. :)
-Ciel and Sebastian walk into the ball-
Ciel: (mutters) Sebastian is this really necessary? -_-
Sebastian: Yes. (whispers) You look good anyways, my Lord….*smirks*
Ciel: What did you say?
Sebastian: Nothing*giggles*
Ciel: *takes a step away* Anyways, where is the Druitt…..?
Sebastian: Over there *points to the punch table*
~I just found it hilarious that there would be a punch table because normally there would be no such thing as a punch table at such an elegant and classy party~
Ciel: Okay. Let this nightmare begin. *starts to head in the Druitt's Direction*
Sebastian: Wait! My Lord…..
Ciel: *turns* What?
-Ciel bumps into Alois Trancy-
~I thought it would be hilarious with a twist on this story. And Madi-chan and I were cracking up about it. ~
Ciel: (speaks all high-pitched) Sorry, excuse me, my Lord *curtsies*
Alois: Oh, pardon me milady *bows*
Ciel: *pretends to be flattered* Why, thank you. It's an honor to be in your presence.
Alois: Why, the honors all mine. *takes Ciel's hand and kisses it softly* So, what is a divine
flower like yourself doing here?
Ciel: making disgusted faces in his head Well, the Druitt insisted that I come and I just couldn't be rude.
Alois: Ahhhhhhhh….. I see. Well, why don't we go somewhere, more private? *smiles*
Ciel: *winces*….Um…..Sure…
-Alois leads Ciel into a dimmed room and places them down on a velvet couch-
Alois: *inches closer to Ciel* So, we haven't been formally introduced. I am the one and only,
Earl Alois Trancy. And what is your name, my robin?
Ciel: *ponders* My name is…Cecilia…
Alois: And what a beautiful name that is, Cecilia. Hmmmmm…..When I think about it, your
name is kind of like the name Ciel.
Ciel: feeling as if Alois is onto him….
Alois: But, that doesn't matter. I believe that you are by far much more beautiful than Ciel Phantomhive, my robin.
Ciel: weirded out a lot! XD Well, I have never met this Ciel Phantomhive, that you speak of. Somewhat offended, but weirded out at the same time
Alois: Well, I guess I will have to introduce you two sometimes…Now, where were we? *scoots very close to Ciel*
Ciel: FREAKING OUT! XD Uhhhhh….I got to go now *starts to get up*
Alois: You shouldn't go. It would be very RUDE, if you left. So stay here. *smiles*
Ciel: No, really I have to go.*starts to leave again, but Alois grabs on to her waist and brings her back to the couch and on his lap*
Alois: I said it was RUDE to leave! Just calm down and relax…..*tries to kiss Ciel on his neck, but Ciel dodged it and tries to get up once more* Why are you struggling, my love?*pulls Ciel closer and tries to go for his dress*
-CIEL LOSES IT AND HE…-
Ciel:*pushes himself away from Alois and successfully escapes* Alois, I think you should know that I am…..*takes out pigtails and talks in his normal voice*Ciel Phantomhive!
Alois: What?...Ahhhhh, I guess that makes sense. No wonder why I felt like I knew you so well and felt VERY attracted to you.*walks toward Ciel*
Ciel: *grabs his fake pigtails and starts to run down out the door*
Alois: Claude, GET HIM AND BRING HIM BACK TO ME!
-Ciel runs down the stairs, trying to make little commotion and avoid a scene. Claude follows after him and ties to grab Ciel's arm, but Ciel disappears into the crowd of people. Ciel keeps running and runs into the Druitt (literally XD).-
Druitt: Well, is this an angel I see?
Ciel: returns to girly voice Oh stop it! *pretends to blush*
Druitt: Hold on a moment.*walks to the center of the room* Everyone, I would like to thank you all for coming and to show my gratitude, I had the best wine brought from Italy.
-Servants of the Druitt come in with silver carts carrying glasses of Italy's finest red wine. The servants give everyone a glass, including Ciel.-
Druitt:*raises glasses* To the Season!
Everyone: To the Season! *Everyone drinks their wine, except Ciel because he prefers tea and he is under aged. Instead, he throws it out in a planter while everyone is gossiping.
Druitt: *walks back to Ciel* Well, why everyone is celebrating, why don't I show you around? *smiles like Alois*
Ciel: Ummmm…..Thank you, but no thanks. It is quite late and I must be on my way.*starts to walk through the crowd of people to the door*
-As Ciel starts to go for the door, he sees that all of the people in the room look kind of possessed...-
Druitt: *pulls out a megaphone* Everyone get that girl!
-Everybody goes toward Ciel and corners "her". Two men pick her up by her arms and carry her to the Druitt.-
Druitt: You have been a very bad girl and need to be locked up! *smiles*
-The Druitt blindfolds Ciel...Ciel is unblindfolded and finds himself in a cage in a room full of people and has no idea what is going on.-
Druitt: She is a beautiful prize and very lovely. She is a unique piece and I believe that she is worth more than the streets of heaven. Shall we start the bidding at $1,000?
Lady 1: $2,000!
Lady 2: $5,000!
Man 1: $7,000!
Man 2: $12,000!
Alois walks in the door and makes an ENTRANCE!
Claude: EVERYBODY STOP! *starts tap dancing*
Alois: CLAUDE! You are an imbosol...I will pay $1,000,000! And I have lots of money, so you people should probably stop your bidding.
-Everyone sighs and puts their auction signs down.-
Alois: Oh goody! I get that beautiful robin! (Alois' expression = ^_^)
Ciel: Sebastian, come and get me! This is an order!
Sebastian: (just his voice) Yes, my Lord.
-The room goes black…*silence*…..The lights come back on and everyone is on the floor, unconscious-
Ciel: You're late.
Sebastian:*walks to Ciel* You, just like to be tied up and captured. Don't you?*unlocks the cage and unties the cloths around Ciel's hand.*
-The Undertaker walks in. He has his shirt unbuttoned and is holding a bucket of KFC! XD-
Undertaker: WHOA! …Who's ready to get their funeral on? *starts dancing goofily*
Ciel: wearing dress still but took of fake hair WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? And what are you holding?
Undertaker: Well, I was on my way home from the market and I heard a bunch of banging and crashing and I saw the lights go out. So, I came to see what was going on.
Ciel: Ok….. So what's with the bucket labeled KFC?
Undertaker: Hell, if I know! I found it on the side of the road!
Ciel: ….So, what is a KFC?
Undertaker: *takes a bite of a drumstick* Well…You will find out in about 15 years or so…..*smiles*
Ciel: What's that suppose to mean?
Undertaker: Never mind *smiles*
Ciel: Ok...has no clue what the Undertaker is talking about
Sebastian: My Lord, if we don't go now it will be very late and past your retiring time.
Ciel: Fine….Lets go.
Sebastian: *opens the door* Your carriage awaits, my Lord.
-As Ciel starts to leave, everybody becomes conscious, but nobody has any idea what happened.-
Druitt: EVERYBODY! DANCE PARTY! *starts dancing*
-Paparazzi, by Lady Gaga comes on! XD-
Undertaker: This is my jam! *starts to do the Macarena*
-Ciel and Sebastian stay and Sebastian starts a conga line! The party ends around 2:00 am and nobody remembered a thing that happened before the dance party….-
THE ENDS!
Credits:
Author: Liana Bustamante
Co-author: Noah Wilson
Input from Misa Aname and Madi-chan
Thanks Noah, Misa, and Madi-chan for all your help! Love ya guys! :DDDD