30 Terrible Things About Being Harry Potter
1. The worst Dark Wizard of all times is out to get you.
2. You only living family hates you.
3. Everyone gives you special treatment.
4. Your best friend abandons you when you need him the most.
5. Two of your best friends love each other, and they keep you in the middle of everything.
6. You love your best friend's sister.
7. Voldemort kills everyone who is a father figure to you.
8. The entire world believes that your godfather is a crazy murderer, even though he isn't.
9. At school, you somehow find every bit of trouble there is.
10. Somehow, the Goblet of Fire picked you to be the fourth champion of the Triwizard Tournament.
11. Dementors love all the bad energy you have.
12. Your parents are dead.
13. People treat you like a nutcase.
14. The Divination professor predicts your death over 100 times in a single year.
15. The Potions professor hates your guts, mainly because of who your father is.
16. Your Potions professor used to be in love with your mother.
17. Your archenemies don't leave you alone.
18. First, everyone loves you, and calls you "the Chosen One".
19. Then, they call you a liar and a fraud.
20. The Ministry of Magic tries every trick in the book to get you on their side.
21. No matter how famous you are, you still can't get a date to the one dance you are required to be at.
22. A house-elf named Dobby follows you everywhere and tries to kill you.
23. When you are twelve, a memory attacks you. A memory. How does that even happen?
24. Your own personal paparazzi follow you around Hogwarts.
25. Your broom gets smashed when a dementor attacks you.
26. Voldemort pops up on your DADA professor's head.
27. You witness a vampire-like thing drink a unicorn's blood.
28. A toad who calls herself a professor makes you carve words into your own flesh for detention.
29. You watch your crush's boyfriend be killed.
30. You can see thestrals, which almost no one else at Hogwarts can.