Dragon Ball GX, Side Story: The Alchemic Saiyan

(A/N: This takes place in the Manga-Faithful Version of the anime: Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, and of course, in the most famous of all Ani-verses; Dragon Ball Z. This story takes place before the death of Colonel Maes Hughes, so it is A/U because Hughes's death is prevented among other radical changes.)

IMPORTANT UPDATE! Due to people constantly complaining about how and why the characters from various other series outside of Dragon Ball Z and Fullmetal Alchemist are appearing in chapters 2-6, It has become necessary to issue this Word of God, the Trope you can find at TV TROPES. This story was originally a side story to my main Series Dragon Ball GX, The Next Generation, which was going to be at least a duology, unfortunately, in the real world and my real life, events changed who I am and what I believe in during the middle of the publishing of the Dragon Ball GX, Mephelis the Dark Saga, and I sadly have lost all contact but one of the former friends who was helping me create it, and the series planned publication here was cancelled for good.

However, I consider the story that was meant to be, something that actually happened, and its to be considered to be the past of what the characters you do not know about, have lived through when they are mentioned in Chapters 2-6, but since I could not finish the series they appear in, I will say this.

IGNORE THEM

If you cannot extrapolate what's going on or why they are appearing, then just read through it and quit trying to figure things out, you'll miss out on this good story I want to finish. I adapted this earlier on in its creation entirely by mistake, which turned out to be a good thing, so that the Alchemic Saiyan can be a stand-alone tale, and you won't have to read the cancelled Mephelis the Dark Saga to follow it once you get past chapter 6 here. So do not quit here just because it is confusing before chapter 7, push through and then you'll find what I consider to be a very good tale, and for those of you thinking that Edward is now a hero sue/stu because of what you'll read he has gone through, well keep reading and see if you're really correct or not, by the time you near chapter 28 you'll realize there is a foe for him to face.

Chapter 1: Things Always Backfire

Edward Elric

"MAN! I HATE THIS! ALL THAT EVIDENCE TO THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE BLOWN TO BITS!" I scream, as I suddenly snap out of my stupor induced by Envy's kick to the head.

Then I noticed he and Lust were still here, slowly walking away.

I scowled, my rage building, and with a roar of pure fury, I said, "FUCK YOU TWO!"

Jumping out of my brother's arms, I then forced my malfunctioning Automail hand to clap against my other one, and transmuted a huge wave of pillars toward them.

Caught totally by surprise, the earthquake and eruption of ground knocked them all the way back to my feet.

"I'm gonna kill you two murderers!" I say angrily, my voice low and threatening as I punch my Automail fist into my flesh palm.

Son Goku

The year is 805 A.D Things are peaceful, the world is safe, all our friends happy with their wives and kids, and some of the kids of our friends were getting near the point of marriage themselves.

However, one thing that has never changed, and never will, is me and Vegeta.

Now being practically immortal like Master Roshi and Baba, we had who knows how many countless eons to train and battle each other, and see who can best the other in friendly combat.

Though our definition of "friendly" could be considered quite unsafe for normal people.

A casual spar between me and the Prince of Saiyans, if not performed in a mystically enhanced area, could result in the destruction of an entire Solar System-if not more. Our powers now on a level nearly unimaginable, only the most heavily enhanced landscapes or arenas could take the full might of our highest transformed states.

That being said, we were both about to have a spar on Adam's newly enhanced Sky Arena, which had become famous the Universe over, as the largest free-floating battle arena in any known universe, with diameter of 5000 Miles across.

We were alone up there, just me and Vegeta-about to engage each other in pitch-combat once again.

"You ready Vegeta?" I smirk.

"Always Kakarot, Always" he smiles.

With a flash, we both burst into Super Saiyan 12, our hair wildly elongated and flowing up against gravity like antennae. The ground cracked and burst, but thankfully the seals and barriers kept the arena from being torn in half from our sudden transformation into SS12.

"So Kakarot, ready to see my new move?" Vegeta smarts off.

"Yeah-ready to see mine?" I retort back with a smile.

Edward Elric

The battle between Envy and myself was getting intense; I had to wrap this up before my automail was destroyed completely and Winry knocked my block off for it.

"Alright, get ready for a move you'll never forget you bastard!" I scream as I clap my hands together, and charge energy into my automail limb.

"Hmmm, that destruction technique, like that Scar guy uses eh? I can do that too ya know shrimp" Envy says as he charges the same energy into his left arm.

Upon hearing being called "Shrimp" I flipped out, and lost all restraint.

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A SHRIMP YOU DAMN FREAK!" I bellow, as I thrust my arm toward him.

Narrator

At the same time Edward and Envy's energies were about to collide, Goku and Vegeta had begun charging their unbelievably powerful Ki blasts, mixed with another powerful energy.

"CHAOS…" they both began, each drawing their arms and hands into the positions of their signature moves.

Then at the same time, they unleashed their new variations of their calling card attacks.

"FINAL FLASH!"

"KAMEHAMEHA!"

And with a humongous burst of power, the world was enveloped in a light that outshone the sun once again.

At the same time, in Amestris, Edward and Envy's deconstruction attacks collided with each other. Oddly, as they touched, nothing happened but a large cloud of blue sparks and a few electrical bursts-like static.

"What the hell?…" Edward remarks in pure shock.

"Damn it, why aren't you dead human!?" Envy announces in confusion.

To answer your question readers, their energies cancelled each other out, as they were both exactly out of phase with each other.

However, their attacks did have some effect.

Their energies created a ripple through reality, snaking its way across time and space instantaneously. And of all places, had to head toward the universe filled with the most active energy at the moment; none other than the Dragon Ball Z universe.

That is what now causes this to happen.

Edward Elric

As we stood there gawking at how both of us were unharmed by each others move, something terrible happened.

Suddenly, a burst of white light filled the area, brighter than a thousand suns, and the world exploded. Blood filling my eyes as the vessels behind them burst from the pressure wave of the blast.

As my ears rang, and my brain began to shut down, I couldn't help but realize, "Damn…things always backfire when you need them to work most" And I blacked out.