"ARGHH!" Shizuo, whilst in a fit of rage, punched a dent in the elevator wall.
"pipe down." Shiki frowns, folding his arms and resting against izaya, who falls over cause shikis so goddamn heavy. Izaya lays on the elevator floor, all crumpled.
"stupid old man!" Izaya starts crying then stops crying.
"Get up, louse and show me how to get out!" Shizuo yells, slamming izaya against the wall by his collar.
Izaya dropped the pavlova that he was carrying in his pocket onto the floor and messed the floor.
"oops" says Orihara
What WAS a casual dinner then movie, was NOW a disaster! Shiki had invited the boys for a romantic evening, just the three of them, to get to know . The three of them were now trapped in the tiny room and Izaya was already wondering if they should have a group of threesomes. Izaya gives his tall, blond headed buddy-bud a kiss.
"mmmfF! What the hell!" shiki says quietly. Shizuo doesn't care about what shiki thinks and kisses yamzy back cause izaya is cute and theyd probably die in the elevator anyway so they might as well make the most of their time together. Shiki throws his body at shizuo and shizuo falls off onto the floor. Shiki stands above him with his hands on his hips.
"enough horsing around? Time to get out!" shiki headbutts the elevator door and it makes a bigger dent than shizuos punches ever could. Shizuo gets jealous and izaya is turned on by strength and stuff so he wraps his arms around shikis waist and says
"me, you, right here right now." Izaya grinds against shiki and shiki is like 'what a slut bucket' to himself of course cause he doesn't want to offend him and judge him on the decisions he makes in life. Shizuo on the other hand, doesn't care about anyone and he strips off everyones clothes, including his own.
"HURRY! LETS DO IT!" and they make a threesome in the elevator. Afterward,They all gave each other high-5's and put on the clothing. But…
"AUGH!" yelled shizuo
"AUGH!" yelled izaya
"AUGH!" yelled shiki
Cause they had put on eachothers clothes!. Shizuo had izayas clothes on, jeans were tight and the shirt went up. Sihki had a bartenders outfit on, the awakusukai boss, felt 100% more poor with it on. And last but not least, izaya had on shinki's white suit thing, and he looked hot.
DING
Th elephant opened and they jumped out and all the mall goers laughed at them, but they were all over izaya and izaya got maybe 23 phone numbers. Shizuo shook hims fist hand yelled at the mall goers
"I DID HIM IN THE ELEPHANTOR!" the girls screamed and theyre nails grew long like the wolverine and they scratched up izayas clothes and his face and stole the phone numbers back cause they felt cheated. Shiki had left to go get a cold one, but when he walked into the bar, the bar manager socked him in the face for not being at the register. Shiki felt insulted, so he punched all the customers and the other bartenders and then finally himself. So the bar was full of knocked out people.