It's been awhile since I've done any Super Smash Bros stuff, and I still haven't made any more progress with Krampus, so here's a fairy tale parody to keep you entertained.
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Prologue
Samus had been lounging in her room at Smash Mansion all day when Bayonetta came in carrying a large box.
"What's that?" Samus asked her.
Bayonetta smiled. "A package from the girls."
In a flash, Samus had grabbed the box and opened it up.
Inside was a letter, a few pieces of tech, a pair of ruby necklaces, and...a book.
Samus started reading the letter. "Dear Samus and Bayonetta, we decided to send you a few things that we had no use for. Enclosed you'll find some spare parts from Chell, a couple of necklaces I found while adventuring (no worries, they're not all-powerful or anything) and Juliet's...latest piece of literature. Signed, Lara." She pinched the bridge of her nose. "Oh, no."
"Juliet sent another one of her fanfics, huh?" Bayonetta asked. "Let me take a look." She pulled it out of the box and smiled. "Interesting title. 'Samus and the Beast'. If I knew better, I'd say it was a parody fic."
Samus flopped down on her bed. "Why does she torment me so?"
Bayonetta shrugged. "What're we going to do it?"
Mario peeked in the door. "Just so you girls-a know, it's-a your turn to read-a to the kids," he told them. He then left.
Bayonetta and Samus looked at each other and shared identical grins.
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That night, all the young smashers were seated in the den. Samus came in, carrying the book; Bayonetta followed behind.
Popo groaned. "You're dumping another fanfic on us, aren't you?"
"Shut your yap, boy," Bayonetta countered.
Samus sat down, opened the book, and began to read.
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It's my headcanon that Samus, Bayonetta, Chell (Portal), Lara Croft (Tomb Raider), and Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw) are good friends. And that Juliet loves making fanfictions of her friends.
Please R&R, and I'll see you next time!