"Rise and shine, gorgeous i-I mean! Sleepyhead~" Dojima stood right over Souji's bed, staring down at him with a smile. Souji rubbed his eyes and looked at his uncle who had taken a seat on his bed.
"uncle, get out." Souji said angrily cause stuff like this always turned into something his mother wouldn't approve of as in, uncle Dojima would make love all over souji, gross. Dojima laughed, his voice so damn loud it shook the very foundations of the house and the ceiling crumbled and dust fell on them
"im uncle dojima! Not uncle Getout!" Souji would've raised an eyebrow if he had any, so he rose one half of his fringe.
"That's not funny, uncle." Souji sits up.
"im gunna go out and hang with yosUKE."Souji says. Dojimas expressions darkens, a hand grips soujis shoulder, a little too tightly, he stares him in the eyes almost desperately.
"no! youre not leaving the house." Dogima's hand drifts down to Souji's thigh
"youre not leaving.." Souji was getting scared, maybe he should call for help..
"uncle.. I think theres something wrong with you.." Dojima looks him up and down
"you bet there's something wrong." In Dojimas screwed up vision, souji turns into a steak
"we need gravy!" the man bellowed. SOuji squeals and runs out of the house, Dojima chasing him with a gravy. Souji ran and ran until he ran into yosuke who was like.
"HEY! WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING- oh hey souji! My youre looking mighty lovely today" Souji blushed quickly then stopped blushing cause right then, things were serious.
"Yoski please, you've gotta help me, uncle he-" Souji stopped mid-sentence cause yosuke was staring at him with a creepy smile. Souji looks behind him and Teddy is staring at him with a creepy smile, then he sees kanji, chie, yukikioko, naotu, rise, mooroka and ai ALL smiling creepily at him and approaching him. They all put their arms in front of themselves like zombies and approach souji.
"auuuugh must. Have. City boy." Souji wept. Suddenly a convertible with the top down comes flying in and runs over everyone. Souji wonders who the driver is. The window goes down and reveals the mystery driver.
"adachi!" Souji sprouted wings and flew and dropped from the sky into the passenger side. The grey haired boy hug adachi and adachi tried to look cool by spitting out the window but when he spat he forgot the window was wound up.
"are you ok, souji-kun?" asked adachi with concern. Souji called him a wapanese and kissed him cause aadachi is so cute. Adachi speeeed through inaba.
"wtf is going on?" asked souji, the wind flying through his bowel cut hair style. Adachi told him about the infection and how everyone was a zombie except thems two cause they had the special blood. Adachi informed souji that they were the only ones left and souji put his hand on adachi's thigh and patted it. Adachi smiled cause souji was such a reassuring guy. Adachi burst into tears then absorbed the tears.
"adachi… ive lost the love of my life (yosuke) now i… I feel so empty" Souji looked up at adahi hopefully. Adachi looked down at him and ran into 45 traffic cones.
"do you want me to fill the void?" adachi asked. Souji blushed
"in more ways than one.." replies Souji, looking away. Adachi thought that was witty of him and ran over 23 more cones.
They pulled into a secret location and adachi 'filled the void' as it were. Souji's hair was mussed up and he was like.
"I wanna go home now" Souji whined. adachi patted souji's shoulder.
"we can never go home. Its just you and me now" Souji was happy he had adachi by his side, souji kissed adachi .Souji then smashed out through the windscreen and took off down the street without his pants.
souji belly-flopped into the TV world through the tv and made a happy life with shaodow Yosuke, who was way cooler then the old one.