Lame one-shot…. Qu'est-ce qu'on peut dire ou écrire? J'aime Sirius. Je l'aime beaucoup!
"Sirius? Why art thou forsaken me?"
"What ya talking about Harry I'm right here."
"I thought you died when the curtain schmiget got ya."
"Naw, son. Why would I die? You think ima gonna let some curtain shit kill me? Naw son."
"So, where ya been all this time?"
"Iight, ima gonna tell everyone so I can clear this shit up. JK Rowling is nothing more than a selfish bitch that wants to make money. Saying that I died, is sort of a prank ya no? Peeps would get all worried and shit and they'd hafta buy the next book to see if I really died, ya no? That bitch is not gonna let me be in the 6th book, but I promise y'all, I'M NOT DEAD! JE VIVE, JE VIVE EN TOI HARRY."
"But what if you really are dead?"
"Then you know what we gotta do right?"
"What?"
"We gonna get all the Harry Potter fans together and we're gonna… kill that bi0tch JK ROWLING! Iight?"
"Yeah, son!"
(A/N (hehe that means author's note for all the speds like me I jus figured it out) this one is for all those bastards out there who say Sirius is dead. HE ISNT DEAD! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKING WHORESONS WHO THINK HE IS DEAD! HE IS NEVER GONE NOT WHILE THOSE WHO REMAIN ARE LOYAL TO HIM!
Whoa sorry for that burst of emotion, you can think he is dead (even though he isn't)
Si vous le dites encore, je vous tuerai! Mwhahahahhahahahahahahah
XD…. BLS class of '08. yeah son!