Awry D & D: 01 - PG13 For mild violence
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By Ze Pie Ate Your Face
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Summary: 4 friends decided to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons... They had no idea that a perfectly regular game of Dungeons and Dragons, was going awry.
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Characters: Jin, as: Rokh'an (R- Long O, - C – O – N)
Steve, as: ShinKono (SH – I – N – C – Long O – N – Long O)
Paul, as: Chungso (CH – UNG – S – Long O)
Bob, as: Dungeon Master
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NOTE: If you do not want to read Character Descriptions, then please skip the following part.
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Character Descriptions: Rokh'an: An Orc who was kicked out of his village, called Duroto, because he was... blue, instead of green. He was self- sufficient from then on.
ShinKono: A ninja who lived in a town called Ninsa, and learned his ninja skills different from others... he taught himself... Although others mocked him because they had training from the best, ShinKono was still stronger than them.
Chungso: A mage who learned his skills from his father, Chungnoso (CH – UNG – N- Long O – S- Long O). Chungnoso was a great mage, and learned to become one with the elementals (Ya know, like Adepts in Golden Sun...). He passed his skills to Chungso, his son. 2 years later Chungnoso died. All the other people in the village, wanting to become mages, kept asking Chungso to teach them. Chungso remembered that his father said to keep the skills in the family...
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Setting: For Chapter 1, the Mountains of Mist.
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The Story:
NOTE: The whole story will be said in quotes, and using the CHARACTER'S names, and not the names of the ACTUAL PEOPLE, except Bob, who is the DM. Chungso is the leader of their group. Rokh'an is in a bar getting drunk. There are really 5 people there; just that 1 is not playing. That "1", shall be named, Will. He is the DM's brother. He is in the kitchen getting snacks for everyone.
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The Real Story:
Weird Voiced Narrarator: Well, this is a story... about 5 friends... playing Dungeons and Dragons... This particular game will show you, that Dungeons and Dragons may soon come alive, and devour the brains of us all... Here is our story.
Bob: Okay, you are in the Mountains of Mist, and --
Bill: Bob where's the Mountain Dew?
Bob: It's in the fridge! Now... back to our game. Like I said, you're in the Mountains of Mist and --
Chungso: I wanna cast Magic Missile...
Bob: Why do you want to cast Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack!
Chungso: I attack the Mist!
All: Ahahahahaha!
Bob: Okay, so you cast Magic Missile and attack the Mist, using 6 mana. Now, you walk through the mist and you bump into someone! It is your ally, ShinKono. He joins your party. He has white hair, and blue eyes. He is a ninja, and --
ShinKono: Wait, I want white eyes, to match my hair.
Bob: Look, it clearly says here, that you have blue eyes.
ShinKono: But I want white eyes!
Bob: Fine, you have white eyes. Now, you go through the mist, and --
Bill: Does anybody want a Mountain Dew and some chips?
All: Yes!!!
Bob: Ugh... now... back to continuing... You walk through the mist and then... you ENTER A BATTLE! You are surrounded by 9 ogres.
BATTLE:
Bob: Okay, ShinKono, it is your turn to battle. What do you want to do?
ShinKono: I shall summon my pet dragon to battle!
Bob: You don't have a pet dragon...
ShinKono: Yes I do, I said at the beginning of the game, I have a pet dragon!
Bob: No you didn't! You never --
Rokh'an: You guys want an ogre slayer? It does 9 damage to ogres!
Bob: You can't give it to them you're in the bar getting drunk!
Rokh'an: Fine, but there better be hot ladies in here.
Bob: Ugh, like I said Steve, there --
ShinKono: Hey! Since I am playing as ShinKono, you shall refer to me as ShinKono and not this... "Steve" you speak of!
Bob: Holy crap man this stuff has gotten into your head... anyway... "ShinKono", you don't have a pet dragon!
ShinKono: Yes I do! I said in the beginning of the game!
Bob: No you don't! I'm telling you... You don't have a pet dragon! You don't have a pet dragon... and if you don't like it... I'm not going to be the DM anymore!
ShinKono: Oh... So this is how it's gunna be? Everything has to go your way huh? Well I'm sick of it! Jumps at Bob, and strangles him
Bob: Le--et g-g-go! Tries to break free
Chungso: Acting as if there is no fight going on Okay, ShinKono's turn time limit is done. It's my turn now! I cast Fume Wall on all of the 9 ogres!
Bob: Ok-k-kay... Sh-i-i-inKon-o-o. Le-et g-g-o. G-o-t-t-t-t-a-a-a c-c-calcu- u-ulate Ch-u-ung's d-d-am-mage.
ShinKono: Okay.
Bob: Rolls dice Okay, you did 34 damage to the first one, 56 damage to the second one, 38 to 2 of them, 21 to 2 of them, and 47 to one of them, and you got a Magic Critical on the last one dealing 106 damage. You have destroyed all of the ogres, but lost 30 mana. You now currently have 2 mana. Okay ShinKono, ready.
BATTLE END:
ShinKono: K.
Rokh'an: Like.. Do you still need that ogre slayer? It does 9 damage to ogre types, and 11 damage to obese class monsters!
Bob: Yo-o-our... i-in a b-bar s-still.
Rokh'an: Okay, but I still don't see any hot ladies in here. Oh... there they are! Walks into ladies room
Bill: Snacks are here!
Chungso: Alright, pause the game Bob, let's eat!
ShinKono: Yeah and let's watch some T.V at it too, I think Sesame Street is on! Let's go of Bob
Bob: Alright! I love Sesame Street! Woo Woo!
Rokh'an: Alright! Chips, Mountain Dew, and T.V! Alright this rules!
ShinKono: Guys guys what channel is Sesame Street? C'mon hurry we're going to miss the theme song!
All Except ShinKono: Channel 148! Channel 148!
Weird Voiced Narrarator: And so, the 5 friends, at the age of 14, 14, 13, and 15, watch Sesame Street, and eating a snack, which took Bill 12.5 minutes to make. As you can see here, Dungeons and Dragons game... is slowly... eating our brains away... and come alive... and devour us... So parents... keep your children safe!
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By Ze Pie Ate Your Face
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Summary: 4 friends decided to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons... They had no idea that a perfectly regular game of Dungeons and Dragons, was going awry.
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Characters: Jin, as: Rokh'an (R- Long O, - C – O – N)
Steve, as: ShinKono (SH – I – N – C – Long O – N – Long O)
Paul, as: Chungso (CH – UNG – S – Long O)
Bob, as: Dungeon Master
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NOTE: If you do not want to read Character Descriptions, then please skip the following part.
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Character Descriptions: Rokh'an: An Orc who was kicked out of his village, called Duroto, because he was... blue, instead of green. He was self- sufficient from then on.
ShinKono: A ninja who lived in a town called Ninsa, and learned his ninja skills different from others... he taught himself... Although others mocked him because they had training from the best, ShinKono was still stronger than them.
Chungso: A mage who learned his skills from his father, Chungnoso (CH – UNG – N- Long O – S- Long O). Chungnoso was a great mage, and learned to become one with the elementals (Ya know, like Adepts in Golden Sun...). He passed his skills to Chungso, his son. 2 years later Chungnoso died. All the other people in the village, wanting to become mages, kept asking Chungso to teach them. Chungso remembered that his father said to keep the skills in the family...
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Setting: For Chapter 1, the Mountains of Mist.
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The Story:
NOTE: The whole story will be said in quotes, and using the CHARACTER'S names, and not the names of the ACTUAL PEOPLE, except Bob, who is the DM. Chungso is the leader of their group. Rokh'an is in a bar getting drunk. There are really 5 people there; just that 1 is not playing. That "1", shall be named, Will. He is the DM's brother. He is in the kitchen getting snacks for everyone.
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The Real Story:
Weird Voiced Narrarator: Well, this is a story... about 5 friends... playing Dungeons and Dragons... This particular game will show you, that Dungeons and Dragons may soon come alive, and devour the brains of us all... Here is our story.
Bob: Okay, you are in the Mountains of Mist, and --
Bill: Bob where's the Mountain Dew?
Bob: It's in the fridge! Now... back to our game. Like I said, you're in the Mountains of Mist and --
Chungso: I wanna cast Magic Missile...
Bob: Why do you want to cast Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack!
Chungso: I attack the Mist!
All: Ahahahahaha!
Bob: Okay, so you cast Magic Missile and attack the Mist, using 6 mana. Now, you walk through the mist and you bump into someone! It is your ally, ShinKono. He joins your party. He has white hair, and blue eyes. He is a ninja, and --
ShinKono: Wait, I want white eyes, to match my hair.
Bob: Look, it clearly says here, that you have blue eyes.
ShinKono: But I want white eyes!
Bob: Fine, you have white eyes. Now, you go through the mist, and --
Bill: Does anybody want a Mountain Dew and some chips?
All: Yes!!!
Bob: Ugh... now... back to continuing... You walk through the mist and then... you ENTER A BATTLE! You are surrounded by 9 ogres.
BATTLE:
Bob: Okay, ShinKono, it is your turn to battle. What do you want to do?
ShinKono: I shall summon my pet dragon to battle!
Bob: You don't have a pet dragon...
ShinKono: Yes I do, I said at the beginning of the game, I have a pet dragon!
Bob: No you didn't! You never --
Rokh'an: You guys want an ogre slayer? It does 9 damage to ogres!
Bob: You can't give it to them you're in the bar getting drunk!
Rokh'an: Fine, but there better be hot ladies in here.
Bob: Ugh, like I said Steve, there --
ShinKono: Hey! Since I am playing as ShinKono, you shall refer to me as ShinKono and not this... "Steve" you speak of!
Bob: Holy crap man this stuff has gotten into your head... anyway... "ShinKono", you don't have a pet dragon!
ShinKono: Yes I do! I said in the beginning of the game!
Bob: No you don't! I'm telling you... You don't have a pet dragon! You don't have a pet dragon... and if you don't like it... I'm not going to be the DM anymore!
ShinKono: Oh... So this is how it's gunna be? Everything has to go your way huh? Well I'm sick of it! Jumps at Bob, and strangles him
Bob: Le--et g-g-go! Tries to break free
Chungso: Acting as if there is no fight going on Okay, ShinKono's turn time limit is done. It's my turn now! I cast Fume Wall on all of the 9 ogres!
Bob: Ok-k-kay... Sh-i-i-inKon-o-o. Le-et g-g-o. G-o-t-t-t-t-a-a-a c-c-calcu- u-ulate Ch-u-ung's d-d-am-mage.
ShinKono: Okay.
Bob: Rolls dice Okay, you did 34 damage to the first one, 56 damage to the second one, 38 to 2 of them, 21 to 2 of them, and 47 to one of them, and you got a Magic Critical on the last one dealing 106 damage. You have destroyed all of the ogres, but lost 30 mana. You now currently have 2 mana. Okay ShinKono, ready.
BATTLE END:
ShinKono: K.
Rokh'an: Like.. Do you still need that ogre slayer? It does 9 damage to ogre types, and 11 damage to obese class monsters!
Bob: Yo-o-our... i-in a b-bar s-still.
Rokh'an: Okay, but I still don't see any hot ladies in here. Oh... there they are! Walks into ladies room
Bill: Snacks are here!
Chungso: Alright, pause the game Bob, let's eat!
ShinKono: Yeah and let's watch some T.V at it too, I think Sesame Street is on! Let's go of Bob
Bob: Alright! I love Sesame Street! Woo Woo!
Rokh'an: Alright! Chips, Mountain Dew, and T.V! Alright this rules!
ShinKono: Guys guys what channel is Sesame Street? C'mon hurry we're going to miss the theme song!
All Except ShinKono: Channel 148! Channel 148!
Weird Voiced Narrarator: And so, the 5 friends, at the age of 14, 14, 13, and 15, watch Sesame Street, and eating a snack, which took Bill 12.5 minutes to make. As you can see here, Dungeons and Dragons game... is slowly... eating our brains away... and come alive... and devour us... So parents... keep your children safe!