Hhhhiiiiiii! Look I know my El Dorado story still has not been updated….. But I'm working on it! I swear on Bofur's hat! It's just this idea has been grilling me for like, 5 months and I wanna see if It will work. Sooo… Here is the full Summary.
Sammy Logan was just a normal girl, mostly. If she liked to stay up late and pig out on McDonalds while reading Hobbit fanfictions, who could judge her? As it turns out, everyone. The people living in little Avalon GA didn't take kind to anything different. And a story about elves and dwarfs are just the kind of thing they despise. Only Sammy's good friend Oliver left her alone about it and even he was unhappy about the habits of his friend. So to sum it all up, boring. Sammy's life never changed. But one day, while reading a amusingly good fanfic, a bright light appears in Sammy's little kitchen. And when twelve dwarves and a hobbit tumble out Sammy's can never call her life normal again.
Tada! Good? Great? Awful? Banana? What ever you think, please leave it in the review box after reading the real story! …..It's down there….XD Oh yes I almost forgot! ME'O NO'O OWN'O!
Chapter 1: Could it get any stranger?
Blibo knew when he agreed to go on this, adventure that he would see some strange sights. Trolls, goblins and elves had been on the list. But falling threw a giant portal and ending up goodsness knows were was not.
A first no one moved. Then a cough. Then Blibo was kicked in an area he quite like to protect. He let out a gasp of pain.
''Oh, sorry Laddie.'' That was Bofur. Giving a nod in forgiveness Bilbo stood up.
''Where are we?'' Throin looked around before using his elbows to prop himself up. ''Good question Half-Ling. Is everyone here!?''
''Oy!"
''Yeah!"
''Here…''
Each dwarf gave it response before Ori noticed they were one wizard short. ''Where is Gandalf?''
Throin muttered under his breath, ''Again lost without our wizard…'' He pulled a hand threw his hair as he looked around. It seemed they were in a small room with dull green wall paper.
With a shock, Bilbo recognized they were in a kitchen, and a odd looking one at that. But before he could voice his discovery to the dwarves a loud shout came from the other room.
''No! NO! It can NOT end like that!"
Throin and Blain shared a look before nodding. The dwarf gestured for the rest to gather around him. ''We go out to see on the count of three. Everyone understand?'' There were nods all around.
Turning to the door and putting a hand on the handle Throin continued in a small whisper, ''Ready? One, two, THREE!'' Throin open the door with a swift gerk. With a war cry the dwarves –and one hobbit- leaped threw the open door way. Weapons drawn they ran to the noise, fully expecting a troll or a orc. They most defiantly did not expect a woman to be sitting there.
Sammy POV
I had just finished my latest fanfiction, and I can tell you,. IT MADE ME MAD!
Slamming my laptop shut I gave out a yell. ''No! NO! It can NOT end like that!" I was about to unleash more of my rage when I heard talking. ''Two, THREE!''
My door burst open and I screamed and grabbed the closest thing to me, which just so happened to be my T.V remote. I chunked it at the intruders, yelling the whole time. ''AHH! PERVS! GET OUT! I KNOW KARATA!'' With one hand holding my pillow to my chest and the other throwing random things in my reach, I must of look stupid. I could hear the trespassers shouting to one another.
''Ah! Uncle!''
''OW!"
''Stupid woman!" I wanted to throttle that one.
''My coat!"
''Was that glass!?"
''Dwalin grab her!"
Suddenly I felt myself being lifted in the air by large hands. My heart was beating miles a minute and I kicked out any where I could.
''PERVS! DON'T HURT ME!'' The arms put me down, but still had a firm hold on me to were I couldn't move.
''Relax Lass, were not gonna hurt ya.'' Realizing it was no use to struggle I stopped moving and opened my eyes, finely getting a good look at the intruders. That is when I fainted.
Throin POV
That woman was a feisty one! She managed to bruise several of us and knock off Bofur's hat. She calmed down after Dwalin got her, but then fainted at the sight of us. The hobbit seemed very upset at this.
''Hey! Put her down!" He ran over to Dwailn and gather the woman in his arms. Very gently he sat here down on the floor. I could hear him muttering from over here. '' Idiotic dwarves…. '' Then very slowly, the woman awoke.
''Wha….'' She sat up and put a hand over her heart. ''What happened?" She turned to the hobbit and her eyes grew wide. ''Oh-oh my…..'' She stammered. ''I must of hit my head…'' Suddenly, her whole attitude changed and she began to laugh.
''HAHA! HAHAHAHA! Sammy old girl, this is what you get for staying up till three AM reading about Bilbo Baggins! You began to dream about him again! HAHA!'' Now The Hobbit look even more surprised. ''Do we…'' He asked. ''Do we know each other?''
The woman turned. ''Ha! No Bilbo old boy we don't! HAHA!'' Bilbo turned to Oin. '' Maybe you should look this girl over….'' Oin nodded and walks toward the laughing woman. But before he could do anything her head snapped up. ''Wait… Oin never was in my dreams….'' She turned to Bilbo and reached a shaky hand to his face. When her fingers touched his nose she froze.
''Real… You're real….'' She grabbed Bilbo's waistcoat and tugged him forward. ''You're real! That's not possible!"
''Anything is possible my dear.''
We all turned when the voice drifted to us. It was the Wizard, Gandalf The Gray.
There was the sound of stuttering behind me. It was the woman. ''Ga-Gandalf? How-how are all of you in my room?'' Gandalf walked over to the shaking lady and put a wrinkled hand on her shoulder. ''Dear sweet Samantha Logan.'' She seemed even more stunned when he said that. Sinking down to his knees. Gandalf continued. ''You have a big part play in this. Now close your eyes and rest.''
Her eyelids flickered and she sank to the ground. Smiling, Gandalf picked her up and laid her gently on the bed. He turned to us with a twinkle in his eye. I really hate that look…
''Were have you been?!'' I barked. ''And were in Durin's name are we!?" The Wizard just smiled wider. .\''Master Dwarf, there has been a change in plans. We will be stating here for the next month or so.''
Yay! First Chappie done! I'm gonna make this a romance story, with no slash mind you, and it will either be BilboxOC or ThorinxOC. Please tell me what you think! Please! :3