Disclaimer: If I owned HP, I would be wasting my time doing something better than this.

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A/N: Hello, I did a little research, and discovered that HP fics are the most popular, so I thought, what the hey, why not? and I spent the rest of the Simpsons tryng to find an idea. And if you havent figured my idea out, then you need a brain transplant. No, no, don't leave! I swear I wont insult you! im sorry! you know what, why don't you go and flame me, read the story and then review again to apologise and say that I finally have a great story, read my other stuff and review that too! that way you make me happy and I will look you up and review all your stories, then we have one big, happy family! and tell all your friends, too! Please! c'mon, is three reviews too much to ask? ok, so it is, just review anyway. Um, I think im gonna write the story now, coz otherwise this isnt gonna get very far. Now to the rampaging preschoolers. Uh Oh, um I think Draco just took my wand. erm, excuse me for just a second runs off after Draco No Draco! noooooo!

Chapter one: Foes and friends.

Harry entered the preschool a little nervously. He had never been to preschool before. Harry looked around and saw a red- haired boy playing with what looked like a rat. Harry walked over. The boy looked up, and stopped poking the rat with a stick. The boy gasped. Harry held out his hand, saying " I'm Harry"

"Hi, I'm Ron"

"Why did you gasp?"

"Coz' youre Harry"

"So?"

"You're famous"

"Why?"

Ron resumed poking the rat, rather nervously though.

"Because, because, because…"

"?"

"If you don't know, I wont tell you."

"Fine. Why are you poking that rat?"

"Because he won't run through the wheel"

"Oh."

So for the next five minutes, they poked the rat.

A/N: Yay! All done, but there will be more chappys so keep checking back! And if you wouldn't mind reviewing, that would be good too. But seiriously, can you review, coz no-one ever reviews my stories, and I really want to know what is wrong with them.