The School Project: Tohru and Hanajima's Wonderful Therapy!
By: Julius Sitoll/Magic-Noise
Authors Note: I don't own Fruits Basket, unfortunately. I do own my wall scroll though! It's got Ayame and Tohru and Momiji and Hanajima and Uo together for NO GOOD REASON! D
Also, no Sohma's were harmed in the making of this fic.
Kyo: Yeah, aside from the kidnapping, duct taping, kicking, threatening, metal scars…
Shut up! Eh heh heh, silly cat, he doesn't know what he's talking about…
Yuki: For once, he actually does.
Shut up shut up shut up! Let the story begin!
It was hard to tell when it had started being a bad idea, when Yuki thought about it. It was such a innocent school project, you were paired into groups of two, you were given a job to study… How could it go wrong? His had been easy, Uotani-san was a better partner then he'd expected, and even though he wasn't particularly interested in the job of a lawyer, it wasn't too complicated to summarize in their papers and the like… Honda-san and Hanajima had been given the job of psychologist. It was actually a good job for both of them, if they thought about it… But they had decided, for their hands on project, to give out psychological help to people who signed up to participate.
And Shigure, that idiot, just HAD to go and sign ALL of them up. Well, almost all of them. Let's see… Himself, that stupid cat, Hatori, Haru, Rin, Hiro, Kisa, Momiji, Ritsu, and Kagura… And hopefully he had been kidding when he said even Akito was coming…
Ah, that was probably when it had started being a bad idea…
And even though he felt more like going home and banging his head on the wall, Yuki knew he had to go into the building he was standing in front of, if for no other reason then he'd told Honda-san he would be there.
Could this day possibly get any worse?
"Why HELLO there dear brother of mine!"
Never mind. It just did.
"Gure-san said you would be here, and of course you should be, you obviously need to work on your SELF-ESTEEM! And since you won't let ME help you…" Ayame Sohma came bouncing up the walkway, his silvery hair flowing loosely behind him. Yuki sighed and slowly turned to face his older brother.
"Shut up. Why are you here?" Because I would have signed you up for help with your insanity…
"To HELP of course! To help you and Haa-san get over your emotional strife! Shigure suggested it to me, don't you think it will be fantabulous?!"
That's it. Shigure's DEAD when I get home.
Yuki tried to ignore his brothers babbling as he continued into the building, unable to fathom yet the horrors he would face in the next month as Hanajima and Tohru, and whoever ELSE Shigure had so HELPFULLY suggested assist them helped the zodiac member work through their various…er…ISSUES, including but not limited too inferiority/superiority complexes, anger management, ADD, ADHD, split personality having gloomy and unpredictable tendencies those silly Sohma's had managed to develop under the loving guidance of their evil parents, cruel classmates, and sadistic current head of family.
"This will be so FUN Yuki-kun!"
But he was pretty sure it wasn't going to be 'fun'.
I think it will be fun. Heh. I'll update soon!
Yuki: I hate you.
Silly Yuki, I haven't done ANYTHING yet…
Next up: Kyo and Yuki's psychological analysis! R&R everyone!