Biscuit Head
Summary: Neji has a strange habit of disappearing right after training and Tenten is determined to find out why.
I do not own Naruto or else no one would have even heard of it
Chapter 1: The best way to ignore is to leave
Tenten and Neji had just finished their daily sparring when Tenten had an idea
"Hey Neji, I was thinking that maybe you and I could go down to that new restaurant down the street to get something to eat and--" she turned around to find that Neji was long gone and in his place was a squirrel listening intently while eating a nut.
"Oh well, it didn't matter that it has taken me three years to get up the courage to say that even if that restaurant isn't new any more." She sighed
She walked slowly down the street with her broken heart on her the bottom of Neji's shoe. She felt so bad that she decided what was the purpose in walking so she lay face down in the middle of the side walk. She was stepped on, ran on, and some old lady in a motorized wheelchair ran over her four times.
Once again another foot stepped on her but this one quickly stepped off.
"TENTEN! YOUR YOUTHFULNESS HAS BEEN SUCKED OUT OF YOU LIKE THE PSYCHO PENGUINS THAT TOOK MY STRAIGHTNESS!" he then tried to 'put that youthfulness back' by giving her mouth to mouth but when he was one centimeter away from her face she jumped up and started to scream.
"EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW EEEEEWWWWWWW! I WAS ALMOST KISSED BY THE GAYEST BOY IN THE GALAXY! GO GET GAI TO BE YOUR MAKE OUT BUDDY, NOT ME!"
"But he already is; besides he is on a mission to spy on Kakashi's daily habits so he can find a weakness." Lee replied
"Exactly what do you mean by daily habits?" Tenten asked. He leaned close to Tenten's ear then whispered "I'm not supposed to tell but Gai is actually obsessed with impressing Kakashi because he likes him. And by daily activities I mean like showering, bathing, or anything he does with little to nothing on."
"I KNEW THAT GAI WAS GAY IT"S ALMOST INHIS NAME!" Tenten shouted "Have you ever noticed that he drools when ever you guys are in the locker room and Neji is changing?"
"Yeah I ha--, WAIT A MINUTE HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT UNLESS… YOU'VE BEEN SPYING ON US! GASP!" Lee exclaimed
Suddenly he turned around and Tenten was nowhere to be found.
………..
Tenten was now five miles away from where she left Lee when she bumped into some tall guy.
"GET OUT THE WAY! A GAY PSYCHO IN A GREEN SPANDEX IS AFTER ME!" as soon as she bothered to look around it was none other than Neji. "Oh, hello." She said barely above a whisper
"Hn" was his blunt hello, good day, or any other word that he replaced it with.
She suddenly looked down at Neji's stomach. She thought he looked a bit bigger than usual and normal a six pack doesn't stick out that much. Suddenly one of the pack slid down and out of his shirt. That piece of the "six pack" was a biscuit that he for some strange reason was hiding under his shirt.
Neji quickly picked it up and said "I must be off." Then he ran away muttering something about precious biscuits, Gai, and psycho polka dotted penguin.
To be continued…
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