Okay, just a one chapter story I thought of while I tried to curse my borther. Real dumb, but dumb yet again. I dont know why I did this, but I felt like too...

Enjoy!

Harry lay awake in his room thinking. Harry stood up and he looked out the window. "I still can't get that spell correct," Harry muttered to him self. "I'll give it another go," Harry said. He raised his wand, "Kentarteyo!" Harry shouted. Nothing happened. "See!" He said talking to himself again. "I can never get it!"

"Oh, soon you will get it oh Harry," a voice said behind Harry.

Harry turned around. "Oh, it is just you Voldie Voldie."

Voldemort's eyes began to water. "Don't c-call m-me t-th-that na-name, o-or e-else…" Voldemort said between cries.

"Oh I am sorry Lord Voldemort, I won't call you that again," Harry replied patting Voldemort on the back.

"Yeah, and sure is that name that I have. I hate it!" Voldemort cried. "Lord Voldemort. What type of a name is that? It was only a nickname!"

"Yeah yeah. Sure sure. It was only a nickname," Harry said to comfort Voldemort.

"Every one hates me!" Voldemort screamed.

"No, everyone does not hate you," Harry said.

"Yes they do!" Voldemort said.

"Like who?" Harry asked.

"I give the Ministry of Magic nice flowers, love and they have me as the most wanted wizard in the whole world! It is just not fair!" Voldemort said.

"Well," Harry began. "They are afraid of you."

Voldemort looked up at Harry. "Why are they afraid of me?"

"Well, they think that you are evil," Harry replied.

"Me! Evil! What! No! That 'Avada Kedavra' curse was only a joke. I never meant to kill those people. I was bored!" Voldemort screamed. His tummy began to grumble. "Do you have any food?"

"Food? Yeah, do you want some Taco Bells?" Harry asked.

"Taco Bells? What is that?" Voldemort asked.

"Bread with stuffing's inside them," Harry answered.

"That would be great! But I am also thirsty," Voldemort said.

"Ok, and some Coca Cola," Harry said then he left the room to make some Taco Bells.

10 minutes later

"Here you do Voldemort," Harry said handing Voldemort a tray with Taco Bells and some Coca Cola in a glass.

"Thank you so much Harry. I love you!" Voldemort said eating the food.

"So, what do you want to do now?" Harry asked.

Voldemort finished eating the Taco Bells and then he began to drink the soda. "I have to go to potie," he said.

"Potie?" Harry asked. "Oh, the bath room! Down the hall," Harry said.

"Thank you," Voldemort said then he ran to the Bath room.

Some time later, "Harry why does that water go swirling around in that big hole?" Voldemort asked.

"It is used to flush things out," Harry replied. "Why you ask?"

"Because I shoved my wand in it," Voldemort said blushing.

"That is okay, do you want to chat with Lucius Malfoy on Msn?" Harry asked.

"Msn? What is that?" Voldemort asked.

"Come here, let me show you," Harry said…

The End

The End! How did you like that? Review me please! And yet again, it was dumb and not funny...

Vampire Wizard