DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter or anything to do with it but the
story it all belongs to J.K. Rowling : ( basic plotline based on the movie
of cruel intentions and the book Les Liaisons Dangereuses. If u read and
review I will continue the story.
A/N: rated for later chapters read only if you dare
Hey Guys this is my new fanfic hope you enjoy.
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Chapter 1: I'm so Stupid!!!!
Harry sat back in the chaise lounge of Professor McGonagall's office. He had been seeing McGonagall every week to discuss his sex addiction for over three months now.
"Harry" Professor McGonagall said breaking Harry out of his thoughts. Harry looked over at her. She was sitting at her desk supposedly writing notes, but she was really just marking transfiguration homework.
"Do continue, please' she said to him her eyes boring into him.
Harry got up and walked over to the window.
"I can't help it, I'm an idiot," he said as he banged his forehead against the window. His shoulders slumped and he looked over at McGonagall.
"You are not an idiot, please sit down' She said as she held out her arm towards the chair. He sat down on the chair and sighed heavily.
He continued on standing up once again, "It's hard to believe that at one stage of my life, all I could think of was. sex"
"Horrible way to live" McGonagall said, interrupting. She smiled apologetically and nodded for him to continue.
"All I'd think of was how you have such killer legs, and how I'd love to photograph them.'he stopped his pacing and sat back in his chair once again "but that was the old me," As Harry said this, McGonagall's look of shock disappeared off of her face, "but I'm cured now." He said defiantly. She stood up.
"Well that's good then, we have now finished our meetings together I assume?" She asked.
"I guess so then," he said with a smirk on his face. He stood up and started walking towards the door when Lavender Brown came tearing into the room. She threw Harry a dirty look and Harry closed the door behind him, he leaned against the wall outside the door and listened to their conversation that was steadily rising in volume.
"I'M SO STUPID!" Lavender cried. "I fell for him, everybody does" Harry smirked as he listened more intently.
"He said I could be a model one day, and that I had killer legs." Lavender's tears started to drown out her words; Harry could only just hear what she said.
"And then he started photographing me and things got completely. out of hand" she said, her words almost completely muffled by her tears.
With that he ran down the corridor towards the dormitories smiling contently, he cant get into trouble now, he thought, she consented. He gave a little laugh and kept running till he reached the Gryffindor common room.
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As he walked into the common room he spotted Ron sitting on the couch doing his charms essay. Ron looked up and Harry motioned for him to meet him upstairs.
Harry was sitting on his bed when Ron arrived. Harry quickly placed his journal in his trunk and magically locked it with a small incantation.
"Got any ideas for your new conquest?" Ron asked.
"As a matter of fact I do" He said "I've wanted to get Hermione for so long now, and tuis time she's mine" he said smiling.
Ron shook his head "There is no way you could get Hermione, no single way you could get her to have sex with you, she's too stubborn and too prissy."
"Just watch and see little Ronnikins" Harry said imitating Mrs Weasley exactly.
"Care to make a wager on that?" Ron backlashed.
"What are the terms?" Harry replied.
"If I win, you have to give me two hundred galleons"
"And if I win."
"You can have Ginny,"
"no way that's TWO HUNDRED GALLEONS" Harry started to walk away.
"You can have her whenever you like. however you like" Harry paused and thought about it for a second, he'd always wanted this.
"You've got yourself a deal mate," He said. They took a step towards each other and shook on it, the bet was now set.
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Read and review PLEASE.
A/N: rated for later chapters read only if you dare
Hey Guys this is my new fanfic hope you enjoy.
**********
Chapter 1: I'm so Stupid!!!!
Harry sat back in the chaise lounge of Professor McGonagall's office. He had been seeing McGonagall every week to discuss his sex addiction for over three months now.
"Harry" Professor McGonagall said breaking Harry out of his thoughts. Harry looked over at her. She was sitting at her desk supposedly writing notes, but she was really just marking transfiguration homework.
"Do continue, please' she said to him her eyes boring into him.
Harry got up and walked over to the window.
"I can't help it, I'm an idiot," he said as he banged his forehead against the window. His shoulders slumped and he looked over at McGonagall.
"You are not an idiot, please sit down' She said as she held out her arm towards the chair. He sat down on the chair and sighed heavily.
He continued on standing up once again, "It's hard to believe that at one stage of my life, all I could think of was. sex"
"Horrible way to live" McGonagall said, interrupting. She smiled apologetically and nodded for him to continue.
"All I'd think of was how you have such killer legs, and how I'd love to photograph them.'he stopped his pacing and sat back in his chair once again "but that was the old me," As Harry said this, McGonagall's look of shock disappeared off of her face, "but I'm cured now." He said defiantly. She stood up.
"Well that's good then, we have now finished our meetings together I assume?" She asked.
"I guess so then," he said with a smirk on his face. He stood up and started walking towards the door when Lavender Brown came tearing into the room. She threw Harry a dirty look and Harry closed the door behind him, he leaned against the wall outside the door and listened to their conversation that was steadily rising in volume.
"I'M SO STUPID!" Lavender cried. "I fell for him, everybody does" Harry smirked as he listened more intently.
"He said I could be a model one day, and that I had killer legs." Lavender's tears started to drown out her words; Harry could only just hear what she said.
"And then he started photographing me and things got completely. out of hand" she said, her words almost completely muffled by her tears.
With that he ran down the corridor towards the dormitories smiling contently, he cant get into trouble now, he thought, she consented. He gave a little laugh and kept running till he reached the Gryffindor common room.
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As he walked into the common room he spotted Ron sitting on the couch doing his charms essay. Ron looked up and Harry motioned for him to meet him upstairs.
Harry was sitting on his bed when Ron arrived. Harry quickly placed his journal in his trunk and magically locked it with a small incantation.
"Got any ideas for your new conquest?" Ron asked.
"As a matter of fact I do" He said "I've wanted to get Hermione for so long now, and tuis time she's mine" he said smiling.
Ron shook his head "There is no way you could get Hermione, no single way you could get her to have sex with you, she's too stubborn and too prissy."
"Just watch and see little Ronnikins" Harry said imitating Mrs Weasley exactly.
"Care to make a wager on that?" Ron backlashed.
"What are the terms?" Harry replied.
"If I win, you have to give me two hundred galleons"
"And if I win."
"You can have Ginny,"
"no way that's TWO HUNDRED GALLEONS" Harry started to walk away.
"You can have her whenever you like. however you like" Harry paused and thought about it for a second, he'd always wanted this.
"You've got yourself a deal mate," He said. They took a step towards each other and shook on it, the bet was now set.
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Read and review PLEASE.