A/N: Father's Day is coming up so here's a little Digimon version of a joke I heard starring the Digidestined's fathers. Oh yeah, I don't own Digimon they belong to Toei and Saban.
By Digiking
It was late one night and Mr. Kido, Mr. Izumi and Mr. Ishida were at the local bar having a drink. They were talking about what's been happening lately and soon the subject of their sons came up.
"My son, Koushiro is working for a computer franchise. He's developing all this software and helping them get so rich, they're basically monopolizing the market! I haven't heard from him in awhile but he must be doing well 'cuz last time he said he got a new computer with DSL for a friend of his," said Mr. Izumi, taking a sip of his drink.
"That's nothing! My son, Joe, is researching for Odaiba Tech. He's made all sorts of scientific breakthroughs and found cures for diseases and such. He's really bringing in the money. Of course I haven't heard from him in awhile, but he must be doing well because last time he said he got an expensive big-screen TV for a friend of his," said Mr Kido.
"Well my son, Yamato, is a rock star. Everyone loves him and his songs are topping the charts! He's making tons of money of his CDs because last time I he called he told me he brought a brand new luxury car for a friend of his," said Mr. Ishida.
Just then Mr. Kamiya walked in the bar and ordered a drink.
"Hey, Kamiya!" the dads greeted.
"Hi, guys. What're you doing?" asked Mr. Kamiya.
"We're just talking about our successful sons. What's your son been up to lately?" asked Mr. Ishida.
"Well my son, Taichi, is gay," said Mr. Kamiya.
"Oh," said Mr. Ishida feeling sorry.
"No, no! There's nothing wrong with it. It's actually pretty
good that he's gay."
"Why do you say that?" asked Mr. Ishida.
"He knows how to pick the right boyfriends. His last few boyfriends gave him a new computer with DSL, an expensive big-screen TV, and a brand new luxury car."
The other dads grew surprised and face-faulted.
"Yep," continued Mr. Kamiya taking a sip of iced tea, "Everything seems to be alright."
THE END