Chapter 1 - Dead Weasel
So I started a series of One-shots. This is the first part. It's before they started dating.
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One Saturday morning, Patricia walked through the halls of the school. If you're wondering why Patricia was at school on a Saturday, you might want to consider asking Eddie. See, Patricia and Eddie had been found guilty of putting frogs in Mr Sweet's office. Eddie had the privilege of knowing that his dad had a major phobia of Green Tree Frogs. Eddie had managed to convince Patricia to help him put a box of frogs in to Mr Sweet's file drawer. By convince it meant that he challenged Patricia. Patricia never backs down from challenges.
Patricia met Eddie at the detention room. 'Now you two will go to the toilets and clean all toilets with the toothbrush that Victor has given you. Patricia will do the girl's toilets and Eddie will do the boy's. Now get to work!'
Well this is just great. I get to spend my whole Saturday in a toilet, thanks to that Slimeball! Patricia was silently cursing Eddie. Eddie had his usual 'Devil might care' attitude. But inside he was thinking of one thing: How Patricia was feeling. He was scared that she would react by getting angry. Unfortunately for him, she was angry. Very angry.
'Hey Yacker!'
'What are you doing here?
'Just came to see you. I was bored all alone.'
'Right, well unlike you, I actually have a life, so I'd like to get this done and go live it.'
'Awh come on Yacker! Live it up!' And with that Eddie splashed her with toilet water.
'You're a dead Weasel, Eddie Miller.' Patricia said. Her voice was dangerously low. Eddie racked his brain for a solution. Then he kissed her.
'Am I still dead?'
'Yepp.'
'Damn!'
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